Mike_d

I got some of this stuff a while back and it's long gone since, we loved it and I wrote a review about it. Check it out. Strawberry Astroglide

for all the couples who do this, how often is it a part of your sex routine? Is it a rarety or something that you might do about once a week? For us, it's a special occasion kinda thing, most of the time, my wife is just too greedy and doesn't want to go one round with out some penis.

TM, my wife is the same way, she took a long time to just try a dual action. Now she likes them, but is always reminding me that she wants me rather than any toy. Don't feel bad, and I woulnd't worry too much. I too like the show, but you should always make sure she is okay with any purchase you make otherwise it's money down the tubes. My wife has taken to giving me a show, now that she likes her dual actions and it was all just a matter of connecting the dots. She loved clit stim, great. I wanted to see her getting penetrated, okay. The dual action was a compromise and she liked it at first, but was not entirely sold. It wasn't until we took it on a weekend getaway that she really warmed up to it and she had never looked back. Communicate and compromise, If she doesn't like the vibrating dong, I would hate to see you lose $$$.

I agree with sue. My wife and I have that same vibe and while she does not squirt *everytime*, she loves that toy! Using that along with a clit stimulator makes her orgasms definately more intense and she climaxes for a much longer time. That is a definate must have in our opinion!

I have heard a dirty(oh so dirty) little rumor that these (seemingly, cuz I don't have any yet) wonderful items could be available at tootimid sometime in the not too distant future That is music to my ears! I would love to be able to buy these here. However, I have found that in the mean time, rather than pay such insane markups from other adult sites, you can get them at Walgreens.com or liberator.com. Walgreens does not seem to have the entire line up, or the black lable(you can order your stuff in black, but with out the restraints or the quick clasps), but they have the wedge ramp combo and some of the more popular shapes. I would love to try the esse, cube, heck, I want them all! So, who else wants to see them carried on TT?

DH=is dear husband anything ending in IL like SIL or MIL is the inlaws, Mother In Law and so on. RPITA=Royal Pain in the @$$

Oh tyger....what would we do with out you! LOL that is too funny!

I saw this in my latest box and was thrilled. I love that it's in a small contatined case that can be tossed in a hand bag or overnight kit for some weekend fun! I opened it up and it was a pretty strait forward set of cards. They are circular like case and have a picture in the center of the card with the name and instructions on how to start and get going with every postion. There are some that have a number to emphasize the motion you should use. Some are simple variations on what most of us already do, but some are a little more inventive and you might need to work up to. This is great for those who are looking to add something new, or just for those of us who are looking for something a little different on our favorites. We made up a little game of taking our five favorites and holding them like playing cards, then picking one from each hand until we were down to two. Then we started in one and switched to the other before we finished. We left those out and are going to add another pair to our hands next time. Spice It Up

I don't know that we have much sillyness in our room. I know we keep a glass dildo as art on a shelf with things from our wedding. Does that count?

DSL is not a term just for high speed internet anymore pal! Dick Sucking Lips are DSL's and Dirty Little Eyes are another sort of bedroom eyes. She can really give you that look like, you know I am teasing you and you know it's all gonna be worth it in the end. She has a beautiful face and awesome legs, I don't usually care for fake boobs, but hers look pretty nice in the work out video.

The Carmen stuff is not pole dancing, but more striptease. Another guy was in the office with me as I was typing the topic up there yesterday and we watched the lap dance feature on the Carmen Electra dvd (thanks Youtube!), and I have to admit, it's hot. Sure it's a gimmick, but many women are really enjoying the exercise and boost to their sexuality they feel. Anyone else tried it? How about the pole dancing classes the offer in some areas? Would anyone be willing to put a pole in the house for one on one shows with a SO?

We have not tried that, but we have some of the KY intrigue, which is a slicone based lube, and it took me a little web research to find that out, because NO WHERE that I could find on the label, box or advertisement did it carlify. All it said was the longest lasting, most intimage KY available or something along those lines. I did some research into the two main components and found Silcone was the result. So be careful with this and your silicone toys.

Nice, I was gonna make the invisible woman joke, but hey, sick minds think alike. good review!

So my wife was watching an afternoon talk show the other day and they had women on talking about finding your inner sex goddess or whatever and some of the women talk about taking pole dancing or striptease areobics to feel sexier and get in shape. So I am asking ladies, have any of our women here done this and if so, what were your results? Did you find it fun, sleazy, sexy or lame? Did you take classes or get some DVD's like Carmen Electra's stuff? Now that you know about it will you look into it? I checked out Carmen Electras stuff on Youtube an it seems okay, I don't know how good a workout it would be, but it looks like just the ticket for learning at home how to strip.

what is wrong with you people? Bunny Tracks or Rocky Road can't be beat! I just can't eat RR anymore, I am allergic to almonds.

Thurisas' idea is great, and I hvae to say that everyone is a little different, but I like Sexygrannys suggestion as well! I love that my wife is so daring as to go all out for a strip-tease/lap dance, it's highly erotic. Aside from that, i would love to go out to dinner, dressed maybe a little nicer than usual, then on the drive home, with her nice jewelry on, she goes down on me in the car, not to orgasm, but enough to tease and keep it interesting. At home, with no kids in the house, she has the video camera set up and some lighting all ready to go, then I tape her striptease in something she picked up just for the occasion, her having some solo fun on camera or me going down on her to repay the service from the ride home. Then lap dance, followed by some long, hot and wonderful sex on film. After it's all said and done, we relax and just enjoy one more night of wedded bliss. I think that would definately be a night to remember.

I am with tyger, I might not be a full-fleged boyscout, but when ever we go camping, i am always prepared for getting back to nature as she put it. Out door sex can be a blast and some of the most fun you can have in the wild.

I will have to get back to you on that one.......but I will.

Sexy, I apologize for hijacking your thread, and I don't think any apolgy was needed from you. I was going to amend my post earlier to add the sorry for hijacking part, but so much as been said since then, I just wanted to add that here. Sexy, this is a great thread and I mean noone any dis-respect, and that most certainly includes Howard. he is a very smart person and knows a lot, we just differ in opinion from time to time. Good thread Granny, don't ever hesitate to post another, please.

We have lost a few goodies, but the fun of that is finding the new ones!

LOL that is too funny!!!!

Howard, I don't know if you meant it this way or not, but I took this as patronizing and I don't appreciate it. While your "title" says guru, it does not mean you know everything. Don't ever presume to know of my relationship with my wife and how we feel about one another. Don't lecuture me about how to treat my wife and assume that I have any "I shoulda's". I put her first in all things, and always will. Also, we have been in the same postion you and your ex were on many many occasions and we always take time to enjoy one another and we often take "Sunday Naps" after church while the little ones occupy themselves for a while. I have never said that anyone should abstain while they have company, just be discreet. If you don't feel comfortable, then don't knock boots. I gave up regrets a long time ago. My wife knows better than any woman alive that her husband loves her. There is not a touch I don't cherish and a look from her I don't treasure. I might be the minority, but that does not mean I am wrong. I can not imagine growing up concerned about my parents sex life or that they are not getting it on enough. I was more concerned with other things that a child would be, not the sex patterns of my parents. So, no Howard, I won't sit down and take a deep breath and re-examine my life and what is important. I know what is important. Now, if I were to come to your house or you to mine, and you kept me up all night with moan and shouts, I would say you were being rude. Just keep it down. Chances are, we are doing the exact same thing, we just don't have to announce that we have great sex. It doesn't have to be loud, crazy, rip the sheets sex to be great sex, I ask anyone to tell me otherwise, it just doesn't have to be that way. If you feel the need to play hide the snake, fine, be discreet. There is NO NEED for anyone to know that I am doing something personal and intimate, and in my minority opinion, sacred, that is kept between a man and his wife, with the most important woman in the world to me. That is what I have said from the get go and I stand by that.

Did it happen in my home growing up? you bet, but rarely at "nap time". My father worked long hours, and with 6 of us brats in the house, there was always somewhere to be. That didn't stop them from saying, go play and if you come back in before we come to get you, you're in for trouble. I can recall many many nights where my folks told my older siblings to take the kids out and come back late. I had older brothers to teach me the birds and bees, but I guess they probably learned it the same way you are talking about Thurisas. I think we do over guard somethings, but I just don't see that a teenager should be kept up at night by his parents or grandparents shagging in the next room. If you have to have Jungle sex, get them ear plugs, but in the mean time, don't take away their right to a good nights sleep.

Yes, I didn't mis-state myself. I will say that you have a unique perspective Mikalya, I don't give two damns about if my grandparents had a good sex life or not. I am pretty open about sex, I still say ewwww, when my parents talk about their fun in the sack. I tell them good for them, but I by no means want to be in the hearing distance. I could be the minority, but I really think that most people are not inclined to being alright with hearing their parents rocking the bed. Same if I came to your home, I would not expect to hear you and your husband shaking the rafters, and vice versa. If you have company staying over, be polite and switch it up. You can lock the door and get it on on the floor, on a nice blanket or rug, have a masturbation night, oral night, but you don't have to do anything that will make it obvious to your guests that you are screwing. I know you said it was not expected for her to be shouting dirty phrases at the top of her lungs, or that she would have to retreat to the outdoors or bathroom, it's not a retreat, but aren't we always saying that to mix it up a little? This is a good excuse to do so. Just get away from their room and be polite. I know that my wife gets pretty dang loud and often won't remember it, so we err on the side of caution, but we still have our fun! Maybe it's just being southern, but I don't see other people need to know that we are getting it on. It seems polite to be discreet. Also, I just wonder how is it not the kids business? They are being subjected to it, and they don't really have the option to say if it makes them comfortable or not, so why not be sensative to what it is to be a teenager again and not expose them to the mental image of grandma and grandpa going at it? I can appreicate the rejuvination of their sex life, but I don't see anything wrong with her decision to hold off for a night or two. You are right, your greatest example of love and marriage is our parents and grandparents, and my folks were plenty affectionate and they have six kids, so I know the like to get down, but I just don't want to be a third party participant!

Listen, I too know about having to sneak about to get lucky, with three kids and two of whom share a wall with us, it's not that easy. Sexy, i say go for it and have a blast. You might share a wall with them, but who says your bedroom is the only place to do it? After they are in bed and out for the night, head out to the hot tub or the front porch. If there is a convient room in your house, have at each other. I also want to applaud you for being discreet. I feel your husbands pain in regards to wanting to, but your restraint is to be commended. I know as a teenager, the last thing in the world I wanted was to wake up and hear Gradma getting down in the next room. So on behalf of your GC's I thank you. Now, does that mean you are out of commission? Not in a million. The idea of a sleve is great. Just don't forget a super quiet vibrator for you and make it a masturbation night. This one here is my vote for nights when company is around: Cyberskin Mouth Not only is the one of the most comfortable masturbation sleves, it comes with a bullet too, and it's pretty quiet so you each have something for those special nights.