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Hustler's XXX Cock Rocker Reverse Cowgirl here I cum!!!! Hustlers XXX Cock Rocker was in short, an objet trouvé, or found art, surpassing my expectations. Sometimes I'm a bit skeptical of what some of the vibrating bullets advertise (especially when its combined with other things. There's a reason why a copier/fax/scanner does a mediocre job). But the Hustlers rocker was versatile which always means in my book it's going to be well used! It's a very small quiet toy which makes it ideal for traveling (easy to keep in your purse or toiletries). The stretchy material is nice and not too sticky. Hustler advertises a one size fits all feature which was a bonus since I've bought a couple rings that have been too small (my boyfriend has a lot of girth). There are two main suggested features; putting the bullet above the shaft or below. I've tried several positions with it to really see what worked best. Above the shaft was definitely better in general for me. It stimulated my clit directly and quite pleasurable and continuos. However, even the fastest of its multiple speeds is not very strong, which is a bit disappointing. But the cock rocker still does a knock out job and no wires to get in the way. By far there is one position that this toy is astonishing in, reverse cowgirl. WOW! WOW! WOW!!! I'm a proud supporter of any toy that gives me multiple orgasms, and reverse cowgirl with the rocker under the shaft was absolutely miraculous. Aside from there being weak multiple speeds, there is only one other downfall, it's not waterproof. You just have to be a little more careful at clean up time. As well, I'm a big cock ring supporter because I currently am still using condoms. One of the benefits of using cock rings is that not only does it give your man harder, longer erections, but it as well keeps condoms in place. It's nice to have the option of having a little extra stimulation!

I agree with Tyger. She's got some great points. Clit Stim's are great and the Dual vibe is awesome. Decide some basics of what your interested in: What textures am I interested in? Am I looking for more than one type of speed? Do I look long or wide? Am I looking for more than one feature? etc. etc. But really, you can't have too many toys so just dive in! j

San Diego has a few shops, mostly corporate crap pushing the same ole same ole. However, if in need there's one gem in the bunch, The Crypt (off Park & University). This store absolutely ROCKS. There's a tremendous selection of Everything, be it leather, metal, clothing, collars, toys, etc...... I have to say for a shop its well balanced for whatever mood you are in!

California's kind of far. But hey, congrats on the opening! May many horny people find their way to the store!

ooh. good suggestion. Thanks!

Nice review. I have to say you made me think twice about surprising my bf with a "different" new toy. btw, thanks for introducing franchesca : )

Really Tyger that comment too funny. I've traveled quite a bit of the world and yet haven't made it up to Scotland. You've just given me reason alone to visit. But really, why didn't she buy one for souvenier purposes. I would have busted out quarters so fast. hahaha. Thanks for the laughs. j

Thanks for the comment guys. Some of you are so funny on this board! Just to note it was a pretty quiet vibe, which does it make it easier for me to use it more often inconspicuously (i.e. roomates). And yes, the name was really long and drawn out. I think I had to retype it a couple times because I left out one of the words. ahahaaa.

Sensual Obsession Passion Mate Vibe Upon opening my new toy, the first thing I noticed was the texture. It was a smoother jelly-like material which was remarkable, soft to the touch yet not sticky. Sometimes the softer jelly stuff can be harder for me to handle and keep me aroused. Texturally I was extremely attracted to the feel of this. The top half of it is bendable and very life like which I LOVE! The tip of the vibrator has a reasonable head size, making it nice and easy for quick insertion and handling. It has a meaty seven and a quarter inch length which for me was plenty of length to take care of my needs! One downfall of the vibrator is that because the tip is so bendable, the vibration is not quite as powerful as I like. I tend to use vibes more for clitoral stimulation. However, if you like to use vibes for the whole shebang, this one might be GREAT for you. Also, the vibration at the base of it was quite vigorous, great for those who love to feel it from tip to end. By far the best feature of this vibe was the button was on the bottom that turns it on. I have owned a lot of vibrators and I've never owned one that you didn't have to twist to get it started. The twisting can be troublesome once lubes are introduced. However, this vibe you just pressed on the bottom and it started your vibrations. You can easily keep pressing and it cycles through the rest; 3 vibration cycles and 2 pulsating cycles (my personal fav's!!!!). The pulsating cycles drove me crazy and made it so simple to keep my groove going! Not to mention its waterproof which is always great for cleanup. And it comes with a handy soap on a rope string for handling versatility!

Some of those were really funny. I laughed so hard at #6 for Things Only Women Understand. Seems like every boyfriend I've ever had plays that game. Thanks for the giggles! j

Wow! The creative juices are flowing! CGEM, I too am a BIG pedro fan. Volver is in the mail to me at the moment. Knowing the background of that crazy crazy boisterous director, it seems only fitting you incorporate the V game into his titles. Thanks for the giggles! j

The beautiful vagina The land before vagina The vagina after tomorrow (ahhahaa) Hot Vagina! Wild, Wild Vagina Just a few more! So addictive! BTW, the clint eastwood movies - I laughed soooooo hard!

Big Trouble in Little Vagina (ahahaha) V for Vagina Notes on a Vagina Return of the Vagina

hahaa. good ones rollin out already!

Those were hilarious! Thanks for the giggles. My fav of course being a photo geek: What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment.

So I thought I'd have a little fun sharing a game I like to play with some of my friends and see if any of you want to play along. Frankly its addictive and once you get on a role, the answers are never ending! Yes its REALLY STUPID and immature, but its ok to let loose and have fun sometimes. The Vagina Game. Simply insert the word vagina in place of one word in a movie title. BTW, all James Bond Films are off limits; they're too easy : ) Some of my Favorites: Harry Vagina and the Goblet of Fire Sisterhood of the Traveling Vagina The Hunt for Red Vagina Oh the list could go on forever. I'll limit myself for now. j

Wow. This post made me giggle several times. The Meatloaf song- hahaha. For some reason it still makes me think of Dr. Pepper though. I think you guys have it right with Prince- Cream or Darling Nicki However if it was Salt N' Peppa (I used to have that tape! woohoo), I think PUSH IT would be awesome!

Not to divulge too much, but my most risque places: An elevator in a hotel, and a Horse Stable Feed Room.

Seriously, sometimes I'm so ammused by the back and forth between some of you on hot headed topics. Too bad rockem' sockem' robots aren't available virtually on boards yet. Thanks for the education on the MDP. I've always been aware of it, just didn't know it had an OFFICIAL namesake. Mikayla- your attention to detail is refreshing. ***Miscommunications and assumptions are the mother of all fuckups. And Howard, thanks for the laugh. The visual of wet noodle lashes....priceless. And just to comment on the actual post - Part of giving a great blowjob is figuring out what your partner is into and what you enjoy doing. Hands down, if you are not enjoying what you are doing, it transfers to your performance. j

Sometimes going to websites like dictionary.com and using the Thesaurus helps. I like to plug in a word and see where it leads me : )

This is awesome! It seems like I never get a chance to go to one of these shindigs unless a bachelorette is involved : ) Sweet things you dip and can drip - i.e. stawberries in chocolate, apples and honey. Maybe blowjob shots! The whip cream alone is a conversation starter and gets everyone riled up. You can always make a nonalcohalic version too with just hot cocoa if you have some tame ones at the party : )

Hands down weirdest one is Necrophelia in my book. That one is so beyond me how someone gets aroused by the dead.

Haha. Thats a pretty good list and funny how true. Don't know if I'd say it's entirely different, but we can always hope for old moulds to be broken.

I'm really into toys that you can use in multiple areas and multiple ways. This little toy was quite the over achiever. I tried it in a variety of combinations and all were wonderful and gave me a BIG orgasm each time. I loved how lightweight it was and the multi speed feature is a major plus. It was really quiet, which for me living with roommates can be a factor in how often I use certain toys. I've used toys that had wires and a lot of times they've been a nuisance. But these wires were pretty thin and virtually unnoticeable. If you have ever used any anal toys with thick wires you know what I'm talking about!!!! Texturally I loved the smaller bullet with its smooth and more powerful vibration. I didn't enjoy the larger bullet quite as much because I don't really like ridged toys. If you like ribbed condoms this might be right up your alley. The outside plastic is hard which definitely made the vibration stronger, but you do have to be a little more careful with it orally. My boyfriend LOVED this toy. He loved watching me start off with it on my own. And then the multi speed vibrations were great for him during sex! Overall I give the Dual Bullet a B+ Link: Dual Bullet

Last Chance was a great beginner porn film. The plot was actually quite meaningful for a porn movie. Cheyanne, our gun toting main character, takes a bar hostage and proceeds to ask the question of her hostages; if faced with death, what regrets would you have? Overall the sex scenes are very basic, using no toys or props of any kind. Most scenes are male and female couples, performing oral sex on each other and then engaging in intercourse. There's a variety of body types in the film for both the males and females, which gives you a lot to choose from (I tend to like more petite fit women versus really voluptuous). The most risqué scene in the film is one anal scene. There is one girl on girl scene featuring Cheyanne, which is the best scene of the film in my opinion. Cheyanne delves into this one girls' regrets of being too shy to explore female sexuality. If you're into girl on girl erotica, the scene hits home. The inexperience and dewiness of the newcomer is a real turn on. The multiple camera angles are commendatory. Personally I love seeing up close thrusting shots and real down and dirty sex. While this movie overall is a really a tame one on that aspect, the camera angles make up for some of the lack of toys and props. Cheyanne however, does a first-rate job in it and is quite enchanting. There's something just hot about a feisty brunette with a gun. Frankly, its a great fantasy scene for anyone to get involved in if you are into hostage fantasizing. I give this film a C+ for its above average story. But for the most part, this is just because I like my porn movies a little dirtier. If you like more story-line, more involvement with the character, more lead up, more straight forward sex, you'll love this one. Link: Last Chance DVD