*Mikayla's~Man*

This item afforded me quite a few laughs - but not for the reasons you may be thinking! I got this item in the box BEFORE our last box, and poor Taylor was residing in our 'to be reviewed' toy box under our bed. There she sat, lonely, quiet, not complaining one bit. I would open the box - see her there - and think, 'not tonight Taylor, Mikayla is available!' Well, my wife had other plans for Taylor and I was none the wiser. So imagine my surprise the other night when I am down giving Mik some oral lovin' and I hear from her head - but not HER mouth - "oh yeah, right there, RIGHT there, Fuck it, Suck it...." I look up from between her legs like 'huh?' The dirty talk was sexy, but it was NOT Mik's voice! There was my wife, smiling and laughing holding a small, pink voice box! I said, "what the heck is that?" to which Mikayla replied, "Taylor was lonely honey, she needs some attention!" After we laughed for a few good minutes, she pulled out Taylor's 'mouth' and told me to stuff her good! This is a cyberskin masturbation sleeve, with a mouth-looking opening to stick your manhood in. I used my typical amount of lube with "Taylor" and actaully, I wondered how she liked swallowing all that lube (lol). I placed my already hard cock in and started to play. The toy is tight, but stretchy and the inside is ridged (not like any other throat I have been down) but these ridges really felt great on my shaft. Mikayla turned on the voice box again, and I can say if Mikayla wasn't sitting there, it would have helped with the fantasy. Except for the obvious that no woman can talk that dirty when their mouth is full of cock - it was a nice addition to the toy. We decided that the better way to use this toy would be to use the voice box when we played with a separate toy (a realistic vagina) and the mouth for some hot three-some fantasies. Now THAT is a way to use her mouth and the dirty talk! Clean up was easy - just warm water and some antibacterial soap. Let her dry and apply the talc (included) and Taylor's mouth will be ready for an encore any time you want her. I do not know why I waited so long to have Taylor swallow my cock, but I sure was glad that I did. IT is a fun toy, with great featuers and a nice, firm feel. With or without her filthy mouth - this toy is worth a test drive for sure! Talking Taylor

Oh great, ANOTHER cock ring! Aren't they ALL the SAME? NO, NO, NO!!! I do like to use the occassional cock ring - especially if I am wanting a 'marathon' night of sex! I have big one, small ones, textured ones, silicone ones, leather ones - and I have tried a few scary ones! THis one seemed.....different. The material reminds me of medical tubing - soft and supple. It has to adjustable rings that you can slide inward or outward to adjust the size and pressure. This is what makes it fantastic! Most cock rings are just that - a ring. SInce this one adjusts to your individual cock ring needs, it would work for any man - BIG to small. Informing Mikayla that we would be having the 'marathon fuck' I showed her the new cock tourniquet (yes, I think it needs a new name, cause it really isn't a 'ring'). After some warm up oral, when I was still semi-flaccid, Mikayla slipped the turnicet over my cock and under my balls. The rubber-like material makes it easy to stretch and place, and the adjustable size makes it very comfortable to slide up and then tighten. I tightened my boys and shaft under the ring and was good to go! We bagan our sex session - 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes...whoa, I was going strong! 17 minutes and I was feeling close and knew that I would have to take the ring off soon (25-30 minutes max for cock rings). I asked Mikayla to do this special thing she does - and finally I came. This ring really worked well - better than I had anticipated or expected. I would suggest that any man interested in experimenting wtih cock rings try this one first! It is easy to use, fully adjustable and stays PUT! Try the cock tourniquet - you won't regret it! Get the cock Tourniquet

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In just the years I have been married to Mik, we have found out that many of our friends are having anal sex on a semi-regular basis. I admit, I was not into getting or giving anal when we first got together. I was told that was 'bad' and disgusting and wrong - and boy was THAT wrong information. I think that anal sex is great for both the man and the woman (gosh, did I say that outloud?) 30% for 'regular' sex would imply what, if a typical married couple has sex 1 time a week, that every other week they are having anal? I think that number might be OK for those couples, but if you are like Mik and me and have sex more frequently, and have anal every 2-3 times well, then the number would go up right?

I second (and third) this opinion...

I am sorry that this took me so long to answer - Christmas was a busy time for me! You know, as a matter of fact we did recently use this item during sex and it was FUCKTASTIC. It was a bit hard to keep it in, so I had Mikayla insert it, then I kind of 'layed' on it while she mounted me from the top. The sensation of the Aneros while I was having hot sex, and the slight movement of the toy in my ass while we had sex was orgasmically fantastically magically stupendous! Yes, you can use it both ways.....

OK, so I am a pretty open minded guy - I can entertain the idea of a penis extender if it is supposed to pleasure ME and my partner - but this thing was, well....sort of ridiculous! The idea is pretty ingenius - a penis extender that goes on like a condom. Great - easy to put on, right? Nope. The sleeve (condom part) is not as long as a condom, and it rolls up quick. It is a thicker rubbery material that I found irritating. The penis head extender thing is nice and hard for HER, but also pressed against the tip of my cock and kind of hurt. Then there is the vibration function - this I thought would have been nice, but NOPE again. The cord runs INSIDE the condom sleeve, up to the extender. This means when you slip it on, the cord runs down your shaft. Personally, I found this irritating and distracting. Having the little controller sticking out seemed odd - and the vibrations really weren't that great in my opinion. Mikayla has no opinion on this item as it wouldn't stay on long enough for me to insert. Plus, the thing stinks (literally smells bad) and that is a big turn-off for her and for me. I give this item a resounding NO and a limp penis! Sorry guys, nice idea but it really didn't work for me! Maybe it will work for you

OK, I am an advid cock ring user. I love them, my wife loves them. This one, however, scared the erection off me! The ADONIS is a set of 3 rubber cock rings of different sizes that are all connected together in a sort of leather 'penis cage' type format. Each ring snaps onto the support strat by a snap. The largest ring goes by the balls, the other two get smaller as they go to the end. It looked interesting, the concept seemed to be a good one - but I wondered....how would that strap, those 3 rings and the snaps feel INSIDE to Mikayla? Well my wife is an adventursome woman, so she opted to try this cock ring out with me (luckily since I have no one else to ask about its sensations!). We did some foreplay, I got semi-erect and we started to put on the ring. The largest ring went around the shaft and my balls (that is how a cock ring works), then we slid the next ring on. By this time I was hard and getting the last ring on didn't seem possible (the dick don't bend when hard!) Mikayla unsnapped the 3rd ring, placed it over my penis, then snapped it back in. Duh. That is why I married that woman! So my equipment on, I was ready to play. We lubed up and I began to insert. I will say that this item made me feel like Adonis! My pecker was harder than the first time I saw a boobie! As I began to insert myself, Mikayla commented on the sensation of the ring inside her. Up to the 2nd ring, still not bad. She said that the strap and snap felt a little "rougher" than she would have liked, but not too irritating. Upon full insertion she was VERY happy. The combination of my hard cock, the rings and the strap were doing it to her. I was thrilled that we were thrilled and when she started cumming I was MORE thrilled. This was a suprising success for us. Mikayla will now talk about who she feels would, or would not, enjoy this item! Make sure that you are thoroughly cleaning your rings and straps also! Happy playing! **Mikayla's note: I did enjoy the sensation of this item - but I LIKE the idea of a little discomforting feeling during certain types of sex. This would NOT be good for those persons who like smooth only, with no textures or added sensations. This could be irritating to many, many women. I suggest this item for any man or woman interested in exploring a little something.....different. PErhaps those interested in bondage or stimulation play***** Be An ADONIS

Masturbators, Masturbators, Masturbators.....how many different ones are there? Well, since meeting my lovely wife, I have tried quiet a few. Wait. That sounds wrong somehow? Meaning, my wife has given me quite a few. I am now a big fan of the masturbator - and have hereby promised to never go back to my hand alone! So, speaking of masturbators, I received a new one to try in our latest box and I was skeptical, but now I am a believer! This jelly stroker BUD (it gets its name from the purple and green flower looking thing INSIDE the jelly) really does work quite well. At first glance I couldn't even figure out where to insert my cock - then I saw the teeny, tiny hole on each end. Fear not mi amigos, the hole greatly enlarges with insertion and stretched quite a bit. This also made me wonder - if it stretches THAT much, how could it feel good? Here is the low-down. Use lube - lots of lube, but do not over lube. Squirt some into the hole, put some on your shaft. Insert cock into stroker. The stroker will stretch in width and length to support your cock. Then, just do your thing man. Your shaft will slip and slid inside your bud, and you can increase or decrease pressure by how hard you hold it. It basically takes 'old school' masturbation to the next level! I enjoyed my bud, came like crazy, and easily washed it off for the next round. This is a simple item that delivers big. Every dude needs a bud..... Get a Bud

[Howard: No, I have never had contractions like that before. Mikayla has conractions like that in her pussy too, so I know what you mean. These were.....odd. They started so slowly, then built up. It was like the item touched a pressure point and I had no control over it. Kind of like when you place your foot on just the right combination of toes and ball of your foot and your foot bounces uncontrollably until you move it. It was like that, totally unintentional. It just happened. Glennbaker: I think this toy looks like some kind of demented candlestick like you would find in "A Nightmare Before Christmas" or something. The curly cue looking thing is simply the handle. The other extension, with the ball at the end, presses against your MDP (Million dollar point) which is between your ass hole and balls. That is an important part my friend, let me assure you! Thanks to everyone for the comments. I tried to make this review as thorough as possible cause it was a learning experience for sure!

I have to begin this review by saying that I am not an 'advanced' anal player. I have had a lot of anal sex with Mikayla, but I have had few anal experiences of my own. I have just started realizing the pleasure involved in being anally stimulated myself. With that being said - I have to confess - I LOVE the aneros! I was a bit....scared, apprehensive, reluctant....to say it mildly when I found this item in our latest box. As I said, NEW to anal play, and this looked...well, for advanced players. I read the package and I was intriqued. It said that when inserted I would have a male G-Spot orgasm. Now, I have heard of such a thing - and Mikayla and I have tried some Tantric sex stuff where she presses on my MDP - but never anything inserted. I asked Mikayla to help me out with this cause I was afraid I would hurt myself or insert it too far. I found out after inspection taht you can't insert it too far. It is ergonomically created to fit into the rectum and there is a little handle and a little "pressure" pin thing that puts pressure on your MDP. The specs on this toy are: 3/4" diameter at tip, circumference = 2.355" ; 15/16" diameter at mid-ridge, circ. = 2.94" 1 3/4" from main body to perineum pressure point. So it is obviously designed this way to provide the optimal positioning and size for the job. If you read the package you will get a history of this product and find that it is medically designed to provide this stimulation. Mikayla and I did some kissing, I got relaxed and ready. I got onto my side as the package suggests and Mikayla lubed this item up well. It is made of a hard plastic and is really light. It is a rigid toy - there is no bendability in it at all - which to be honest, scared me. All the anal toys we have used have been somewhat pliable. With Mikayla's encouragement, we proceeded with the insertion. Mikayla went very, very slow at my urging. I can not say that it felt immediately good when she began inserting it. It did not hurt, but yet it felt odd. I do like anal penetration, but I think I was nervous and not relaxing. We proceeded slowly and finally the Aneros was inserted. I felt the perenium pressure point hitting my MDP, I felt full but not anything spectacular. I just lay there kind of tense and worried. After a few minutes, with Mikayla rubbing my chest and just talking to me something odd happened. I got an erection! I was hard when we began, then it went away when I got scared - now it was back IN FULL. We did nothing with it as I wanted to oblige the directions and hold still. I felt a little tingly at about the 15 minute mark - not fantastic, just 'tingly' and my hard on was raging. I felt my body relax, but at the same time I was having involuntary anal contractions. I went with it a bit - kind of afraid I would push it out - but I didn't. I think Mikayla became a bit bored waiting for the big 'ta-da' so she began to fondle my cock. WHen she did so, I was contracting a bit more and then I felt it. I mean, I felt IT. This sort of odd sensation of impending orgasm mixed with a tingly numbness. It finally felt GOOD -no, it was feeling GREAT. I kept on with my contractions and noticed that the Aneros kind of went in further on its own. Mikayla told me she thinks my anal canal was contracting so hard it was pulling it in. This made the perenium pressure greater and thusly, my pleasure! I asked Mikayla to stop touching my cock because I felt like I was going to explode. I couldn't stop - I felt this super intense, on fire, tingly sort of sensation and the more I tried to stop, the more my anal canal contracted and the better it felt. Mikayla took my cock in her mouth and I had the absolutely MOST intense, and longest, orgasm I have ever had! This is no joke people! This product was fantastic. I can not believe how much better this felt than normal anal play. The orgasm I had was like the first time - it was amazing, different, long lasting, and left me feeling weak. When I was finished it took a good 5 mintues for my anal canal to release the toy. When Mikayla tried to touch it I felt "tender" in a way, but good! This was fucking fantastic in all ways! After it was all said and done, Mikayla explained that what happened was the toy (designed as it is) was hitting my innter prostate where the pleasure point is, and when my muscles contracted it sort of 'rocked' back and forth and hit it, causing the sensations I was feeling. Honestly, I don't care HOW this toy works - but it works! I suggest that all men try this item. Try it with your partner, try it alone, just try it! Worth every penny of the pricetage and more! I would be remiss (as well as in trouble with my wife) if I did not remind all of you to always use lots of lube with anal play and to stop if there is pain or discomfort. I would say that anyone would benefit from this item, but I am thinking that people who have at least had some anal stimulation would be more comfortable. I am an Aneros Convert - I will sing its praises from the rooftops - and I WILL tell my friends! Don't knock it till you've tried it - and I suggest you try it NOW! MM ANEROS

listen dude, I was SOOOOOO against anything going near my butt - EVER. Now I enjoy anal sex quite a bit. I think that if I had this experience before I got married that it would be something that my lover would have to enjoy doing. so, in that spirit, tell them what you want and if they refuse either go without or get a new lover. MM

WOW...I didn't see that one coming. For me it would have to be not being adventurous and open to new things. I have always been sort of sheltered in my relationships - especially when it comes to sex. I am much more open now than I was but I wasted a lot of time worrying about feeling stupid, fucking up or doing something not good enough. I at least learned to leave it all on the track when I married mik. although I doubt I had a choice. MM

Dude, let me tell you, it was as surprising to me as it is to you. When she asked me how I masturbated I think I spit out my soda! WHY would I EVER tell a WOMAN how I masturbate?????? I am so glad I did though bc she has helped me to bring sex to a new level. Yes she is a treasure but don't tell her that she will get a big head!

Ahhhhh, he is suffering from "Daddy brain!" Many times this is a female thing - the woman gets "Mommy Brain" and can't focus her attention on sex. Mikayla told me all about this after our first son was born. I felt a duty to keep her "pure" or something. Granted, I was very horny and that did not last long at all, especially since she was ready and eager to have sex again and I am only a mortal man who can't pass up good sex. Howard is right, that child knows NOTHING of what you are doing. Parents need their personal time too, they need to connect and be loving and caring, it is the best thing you can do for your child. Make sure he realizes that! MM

CONGRATS!!! We LOVE this site, the products and the people! Happy Birthday and many more!! MM

Well....what did you end up getting him? Did you use the toy? Was he embarrassed or did he go with the flow? I tell you from experience, men who are not used to discussing sex or masturbation with a woman will likely have some degree of difficulty with toys at first, god knows I did. So keep at it and take charge of that sex life - I am so glad Mikayla helped me with all that! MM

I love any position with Mikayla on top! More to see and feel! My favorite (OK, I have 2 favorites) is when she is facing backward (don't know the name, sorry) and I can watch my cock entering her pussy. In this position, she easily cums because she rubs against my pelvic arch and has all the control. Also, I can fuck her ass with a toy or my fingers - I especially love her big, blue vibe in there. My second favorite is the traditional woman on top straddling position. She can change her pace, grind her pussy against me, I can see and touch those great tits. PLUS, she can jump up on her feet and pound me hard, or relax into a knees position and use her muscles to squeeze my cock. either one renders us many orgasms (or her) and I would suggest learning how to go for multiples - why limit? MM

Listen to Mikayla on this one - she knows what she is talking about. Every guy at one point or another has ED issues - even I did - and some of the things mentioned here can be extremely helpful in fixing temporary issues - or more permanent ones like yours. Good luck!

I must say....my wife is MY best Fuck Ever! I think it is the sexual connection and the love that makes it so!

I am glad you liked my article - I did work hard on it! As far as what to get your man, let me just say that I love all the toys my Mikayla brings into our sex life. Toys that are for her are also for me. I love to make her cum with her toys. I also love cock rings, masturbators, couple's arousers and heated lubes and such. In a man's mind anything to do wtih sex is oftentimes a wonderful idea, so bring on anything you want and don't forget to let him watch you play, that is the hottest thing!

Oh yeah, now THIS is a man's product....a total "Tim the Tool Man Taylor" penis pump! I have a few pumps - used mostly for fun - but this one I know would work well for any man who may be having trouble getting it up! It is basically a 10 inch tube (sized for small, medium or large guys) so your pecker won't poke the end like in many pumps. The base is a rubbery material with a teeny, tiny penis shaped mold. When I first saw it I thought, "ummmm, that better stretch a whole hell of alot!" Then there is a clutch pump attached with a pressure gauge and release valve. Very easy to understand or use. Mikayla wanted to watch me play with this, cause she too wondered about the little rubber, penis mold thing. I began with a limp cock - just to experiment with it. I began to pump as soon as my cock was in the bottom and it grew and grew and grew! I could tell that a man with hair down there would have a little more issue getting it to stick to their tummy around the cock. Hair breaks the seal fairly easily. The interesting thing about this pump is, the rubbery penis mold has a hole in the end so when your cock grows it literally bursts through the end! Mikayla thought that was so cool - "just like an alien breaking through a cocoon!" It really does look strange and cool at the same time. It feels good, but I think the purpose of this pump is actually to make your cock bigger, or to help a guy get it up if he is having problems. My cock got so big and so hard so quick, I can't imagine any man having trouble getting it up with this pump! After I had gotten it to maximum capacity for my tastes, I removed my now very large, hard cock and let Mikayla deflate me with her mad mouth skills! She was pleased and surprised at how the pump performed and mentioned that in her opinion, this would be excellent for any guy with ED issues! While I am not sure whether this would work for a masturbation session (gets sore after a while) it would defintely work for just pumping you up a bit! PUMP your PENIS

In a word - "NO." While the concept of this toy seems cool, I simply couldn't make it work. It is made of a sort of rubbery, silicone type material. The entrance to the toy was rough, a little too rough for my personal comfort. There is a bullet that is supposed to send vibrations to your cock while you suck, but I couldn't feel it. The toy itself is small, as in not long. I assumed that I was to put my cock head in the toy, turn on the vibrations and suck myself in with the suction squeeze bulb. I was semi hard so I tentatively put my cock head into the toy. It was a tight fit. Then I turned on the bullet - I felt very little. Finally, I squeezed the bulb to make it "suck" me and the tube came right off the bulb. I fixed it and tried again - it wasn't doing anything. I figured since the toy is only around 3 inches deep total that I was to get the suction going, and then "bob" the toy up and down on my cock to make the oral sex suction motion. All it did was slip in and out and loose suction. No good for me. The box claims that this wil deliver "realistic" oral sex and it will be the "best hummer ever" - ugh, NO! I realize that being married to a woman who gives damn good blowjobs puts me at a bit of a bias here, but come on - this isn't even close to good and there are many better products out there. No, No, No, NO! If you really want to....click here!

Just when you thought that there were no good BOG (Battery Operated Girlfriends) for you, along comes the Vertical Stroker Masturbator! This masturbator is power packed for a sensual "masturbation journey" that will leave you satisfied and looking forward to the next round! What makes THIS BOG so special? Well, it has some unique components that all together add to the experience. One: It has a jelly like "senso sleeve" which means the sleeve has BIG bumps on it to help rub and tantalize your shaft when inserted. It is stretchy and clingy all at the same time. It also removes for easy clean up. Two: the senso sleeve inserts into a cool, purple (manly purple) "machine" that looks complicated and a bit scary. I will admit, the idea of putting my cock into an item with ascending and rotating ball bearings perplexed me, intriqued me and scared me at the same time. Now, the downside of this item is that because you have to insert your cock into this stiff plastic tube, you really have to negotiate how you are going to play. Meaning, find a comfortable place to play where you can have both hands free to operate your new BOG. The toy operates by using a separate remote that hooks into the main tube. It takes 4 C size batteries so you know you are getting some power! Once I figured out how I was going to play with this toy (on my bed, propping the toy on a pillow so I could recline and enjoy) I put some lube into the sleeve (don't over lube) and put my semi-erect cock into the senso sleeve. The controls go from low to high - via a "sliding" gauge. The ball-bearing mechanism goes up and down, but NOT round and round. This gives a nice sensation of being stroked with added pleasure from the beads. The inside does expand for bigger dudes, but does not shrink for smaller cocks. The noise level on this toy is definitely not discreet - I would put it at the louder end of the spectrum. However, on high speed this little gadget strokes you like 4 hands at once and brought me to a quick orgasm! I would recommend this toy to any man who wants a unique and powerful masturbation experience. Clean-up is easy - remove the senso sleeve, turn inside out, and wash with warm, soapy water! So, if you are in need of a BOG - look no further than this unique and powerful stroker masturbator! MM GET YOUR BOG

Masturbators, pleasure strokers, hand-job helpers, WHOOPIE! I have to say, if you have not tried a masturbator and are still using the trusty hand - get OUT of the stone age brother, and try one today! This particular pleasure pal is unique in many ways and works well. A few nights back I came home late from a business meeting, came to bed and started rubbing Mik's shoulder. She turned over the best she could with her big belly and said, "no way, not tonight, look on the nightstand" and rolled back over. I saw sitting there this new masturbator. I took my substitute into the bathroom and inspected it. It was very unique and I was anxious to try. It is made of a nice, stretchy jelly material. It has 2 openings- on that looks like a vagina- complete with hard clit - and the other end "drain hole." There is a line of pleasure pearls on the top and my favorite feature, 2 finger grips for ease in grasping. I knew that those finger grips would come in handy while playing because I tend to over-lube my toys and they slip out of my hands! I lubed up and stuck my semi-hard penis in. Because it is so stretchy you can stretch the opening to put in a semi-erect penis, and then go from there. THis is ideal in my opionion. I noticed that this was smooth to use with just a slight bit of texture inside the toy. The finger grips really helped me out. As my cock grew, I noticed that the pleasure beads started to feel better. They are not super noticeable, but if you clamp down harder on it, they make for a nice sensation. Eventually, the suction portion of this play time ended when my cock grew enough to go out the other end - then the suction is kind of lost, but it is a stroker, so it still had the sensation of that - and it was still much better than a hand. It didn't take long, and I shot my load right out the other end. All in all not bad at all! The interesting thing about this toy is, you can see your cock inside the clear jelly. It is a cool experience and I couldn't help but think, "this is what it would be like to fuck the invisible woman!" I know, it is a sickness. This toy is easy to clean, just turn it inside out and wash with soap and water. It is small and discreet - could easily go on business trips or airplanes. I would recommend this to any guy for those nights when you want to go solo. I didn't WANT to go solo, but hey, at least she gave me Plan B! Get a GRIP