pappyld04

Thanks lady! Now I know why she sent it!

Mom sent that one to me! I don't know if it is a warning about girls now or just a joke!

When I was working on workover rigs we rigged up on a well owned by a self-made man. He began his empire with 1 rig, he drilled, his wife in the derrick, and his 2 girls worked floors. This man showed up with a fancy suit, high dollar cowboy hat and alligator boots and we gave him shit most of the day. About mid-afternoon we had a blowout and this guy jumped out of the truck and onto the floor to help us stab the TIW valve. His wardrobe was ruined. In that one instant he earned our immediate respect! We would have been the same way with his wife or daughters.

Don't apologize for being outspoken and opinionated! But you did forget to tack the MALE at the end of the white American! We are no longer a majority!

We already know I have a fuse that is shorter than my peter, we're talking short here, so that would be my own. As for my gf I'd have to do something about her hair. It's everywhere!

"...I've met one too many men (sorry guys, no assumptions intended)" No need to apologize for what we alreay know!

I could be such a smartass here!

That is a great quality in my world!

Not just me here!

You need to disconnect the rapist from a lover em! Nowhere near the same!

We're not hubby dear, we want all the juicy details!!!!

Honey you are a tease! lol!

You are a twisted puppy Tyger! lol!

3b, this should be a stickie!!!!!!!!! Especially the lying part!

Synirr, respect and rust are earned not given. I have no doubt that you are good at your job, everyone should strive for that. It never comes easily no matter what the gender or race but once you have it people always give that word of mouth! Personally when we go to a shop like yours we seek no specific person so it's more about who we run into first. The person on the floor seeking to assist someone is often the more knowledgable amongst the staff!

Women Are Evil By Nature... > > A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured >alluringly > > to the bartender who approached her immediately. She >seductively > > signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he >did, she > > gently caressed his full beard. > > 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with >both > > hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. > > 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, >running her > > hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there >anything I can do?' > > 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, >running her > > forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple >of her > > fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. > > 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. > > 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, handsoap, >or paper > > towels in the ladies room.'

HAHA! Suzy my plants rarely get the recommended water from me and are green most of the year. Mother Nature has been kind to the plants on the East side of the porch, but not so much on the West side. I used to prune, water and weed all the time but now I only bother with the weeds or grass taking nutrients away from the plants I want to shine!

I absolutely despise anyone who throws a race or gender card in the hat with no reason. There are no minorities left in the world except maybe some indigenous tribes in other countries so let's please do away with that one. Every person in this country has the opportunity. In my mind a persons role in this world is to make a dent, do what you can, and try to influence others to make that leap!

My very first "don't take me there" is a date that remains on topic with their x! That is no first date topic, won't get anyone excited and just says I don't want to be here! The old beat around the bush types also piss me off. If they have no clue then how would they expect me to? Oh yeah, if you feel the need to lay there like a sack of cement you might want to consier how much a sack of cement would eat in comparison cause I'd go for the one that doesn't eat!

What would you change about yourself and/or your partner?

Welcome to the forum! Could you possibly be associating this with a bodily function? Is there a religious based problem here? I see that you enjoy performing for him but maybe a little more info could help pinpoint what is going on!

Apply as a reviewer!

Last night we were in a Blizzard warning! The panhandle had drifts in some areas up to the roofs. We've got about 6" of snow here. The hail and thunderstorms have been less than entertaining. Our new puppy is definitely afraid of that shit. She kept me up until about 6am the first time with her constant pacing from one end of the blanket to the other and back again, then forcing her head under my arm and then a u-turn to start again! I never thought that this little girl who whips all the boys would be afraid of a storm!

VB, that could be trouble! lol!

IDK what site you are viewing but I wonder if you could request a "Stateside Swap" column there.