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Glad it's time to pick up hubby and go home, lol. Although we'll have to wait to release my umm, tension, until after we drop my sister off, lol. Hot, hot, hot story!

Wow, that was hot! Although I may not have caught it, I didn't see any condom or cleanup between ass to pussy! Tch, tch, lol. Off to the gallery...

Hmm, I have considered the clit stimulators. I forgot about them. But what about insertables? I love having the dual stim.

Have you ever been masturbating and wished that you could have a dildo or vibrator inside you without having to hold it with your hands so that you could grind on something or walk around without worrying about it falling out? Well, I have. And then I got to thinking about strap-ons and whether or not there were any made to use on yourself, no partner. Anybody seen something like this? I'd love to get one. That way I could have a dildo inside me while doing the dishes or...laundry. Besides, I like to grind on something when I'm masturbating rather than laying back and moving the toy with my hands. Probably why I like being on top so much. So, it would really make it easier to do that, I think.

I second all of the above, especially the bit about hemorrhoids. They will often tear a little and bleed (usually just a streak or two) bright red blood without any or little pain. You might be a little sore for a short time if you did make a small tear also. Just give it a few days and try again with the smallest one. I'd say play with the small one for at least a week or more before moving onto the medium and so on. The idea is to get used to having it up there and staying relaxed. I was able to get my plug up there (more of a medium) the first time, but I quickly had to take it out.

I know 2 weeks sounds like plenty of time, and you may feel pretty comfortable with "stuff up there", but time and patience and practice really is the key. I had (still am really) a hard time getting into it. Although, I also had some trouble with it just feeling...wrong. But anyway, sometimes I'm not very patient, and we tried it without my doing anything to prepare. We watched an anal porn, and were really horny. We started vaginally and then switched to anal. That actually worked really well. I can't remember for sure, but I think I also had a toy in my pussy to distract me a bit. Then about a week later, we tried it again without the porn or toys. We did take it slow, and we were able to completely finish anally, but I was a bit more sore afterwards. Since then, we've tried a few more times, but I just get too tense. I really need to get some of the smaller plugs. I got one that said beginner, but it's really more of an intermediate size. I have to really relax to get it in. I kinda relate it to running a marathon. If you are only used to walking, running a full marathon really can't be accomplished without a lot of effort and pain. But, if you slowly work at it for months or years with lots of training and stretching, you can then easily (or at least, with less effort) be able to go all the way.

Oooo, must get one! I didn't know they have restraint ones too! Alas, must save for a while. I definitely want the wedge, so useful. Plus, I can use it to sleep on an incline when my asthma is acting up (now I just improvise with about a billion pillows. doesn't work that great). Lol.

Lol, I haven't actually tried bondage yet, though I do want to. I've mentioned it to hubby, but the time never really feels right. So, we haven't decided on anything yet. I did have to add that this is one thing I didn't learn from TT. I learned it from the Kushiel series by Jacqueline Carey. Fantastic, btw.

*Sizzle* It's paying off big time...

I like porn with a plot if it's a good plot and great production values. If it looks amateurish or cheesy, I hate it. I like getting into the story and getting involved. Otherwise, it's kinda boring. If it watch clips, I want it to pretty much just get into the action. I hate 10 minutes of oral and then 2 minutes of action in clips. I want steamy, seductive porn with good acting and great production values with lots of hardcore action.

I love seeing great bodies, man or woman. And actual pleasure not fake, forced, or overacting. I love hearing moans and seeing penetration shots (anal or vaginal). I love a good passionate, real looking foreplay sequence but hate 20 minutes of oral. I hate out of shape people. I like seeing a great body but not uber fake ones. I hate old porn. Y'know with the old hairstyles and clothing. I also hate bad production values and bad music. Or when the voices are obviously recorded at a separate time. Like when you hear them moaning or talking but their mouths aren't moving. I hate when I can't hear those passionate moans. Oh, and I hate clip vids. I want at least some plot. Like even a series of short films but not just a bunch of just sex sequences. Sure it's hot, but it lacks some, I don't know, luster. I don't necessarily want to watch a full length 90 minute porn movie.

Congrats! I can barely keep it in my mouth, though hubby's only cum in my mouth twice. Once involved horrible tasting apple lube. The other time was better, but he came kinda in the middle of my mouth, so I could really taste it. I think it was more of a psychological thing though. I'm not really sure if I want to try to swallow, so I really admire your gesture!

Well, it helps that nobody actually knows who I am (at least I don't think so ). On the brighter side, or is it less humorous? We tried it again, and I was able to deep throat him without puking, but I did have to stop a few times. It was the most amazing thing ever! I had no idea that I could get so much pleasure just from sucking him to completion. Though I did know that I enjoy it as foreplay, I thought I'd need him inside me to really feel fulfilled. Plus, he said that it felt amazing, and he likes me sucking him now! Before he always said that he didn't really care for it. Either his tastes changed, or my method improved. I think a little of both. Anyway, so now I get to do what I like and he actually enjoys it! Yay! (And no puking, lol. )

Umm, we've "christened" every room, the yard, the shed, and the car. The spare room was christened before we technically moved in, and the rest followed shortly thereafter.

Most American women already have broken their hymen simply through everyday activities. Women today are often much more active than those of say Victorian times, so all that running, jumping, etc makes it much easier to break the hymen without any penetration. But yes, using a vibrator will both break the hymen (if it hasn't already), and it will help you get an idea of what you like. Don't forget lube! Especially that first time. Many virgins are so worried about pain that they can't relax enough to really get turned on. So lube will help you do what your body is to nervous to do. And really it's not that painful. Just make sure you're wet (natural or with lube) and take it easy. It's not a race. If you're not comfortable, it's just going to be awkward or painful.

Lol, yeah. It normally takes alot for me to actually barf. I have a fairly normal gag reflex, but even when I'm sick and puking would make my stomach settle, I can't puke. So needless to say, I was super surprised when all of a sudden! Splat. Maybe it was because I'd just eaten not even 20 min before. I dunno. Hubby teases me sometimes about it. I haven't gone down on him since, not because of this, but because he usually doesn't like it.

This is probably the most embarrassing thing I have ever done, but I think you'll get a laugh out of it. Yesterday, hubby and I were having a really hot session. We'd had some really hot and heavy foreplay, and I started sucking his cock. I really, really love this, but he usually isn't into it. We'd been in the 69 position with me on top. Then he sort of pushed me off so that we were on our sides. I was still sucking his cock, and he started thrusting. It went right down my throat! I'd never gone that far before, so I was surprised. I started gagging, and he withdrew. He was amazed at how good it felt, so of course I wanted to do it again. I took a few breaths, and went down on him again. Right down the throat, he was moaning and thrusting. Then all of a sudden I barfed all over his cock and balls! I couldn't believe it. There was no warning, no gagging, just bleeeeech. I got up and ran to get a towel or something to clean it up, and he took a shower. I was so embarrassed. Thankfully, he teased me about it, and we got back to business. His punishment for me was to try anal again. (We've done it a couple times, but I get so tense that it usually doesn't last.) So I started with a plug and was going to try anal after a few minutes, but then while he was trying to get me relaxed enough, he came. So I was off the hook.

I got the Silver Bullet as a free item a couple weeks ago. It is awesome! This is the second bullet I've gotten, though it's really more of an egg. It has a cord and attached remote. I liked the remote as it was very easy to use, but I'm not crazy about the cord. It's long enough, I just prefer cordless. Anyway, the vibrations are great! It starts off really soft and nice, but you can push it up to really strong. Let me tell you, this is the first toy I've used to climax without grinding against something or inserting anything. I've never been able to climax from clit vibration only, but this baby did it. THANK YOU!!!!

Ohh, the Climax Rabbit looks awesome!Climax Rabbit This is way out of my price range, but sure looks fun! Remote Body Wave

So these are a variety of my flowers. The first are from last summer, and I forget what they're called. Next are amaryllis. In the background of the second pic, you can see some of my other plants; a hibiscus that's blooming, a coffee plant, etc.

Cool! I love that kind of dappled coloring. I've got a couple funny movies featuring a horse. One of the neighbor's horses got loose yesterday and was prancing about in our yard. We have another neighbor with a horse that's closer to our house, and they were quite intrigued with each other. I'll have to upload them to Ringo or something and post the link.

Thanks! The dog is a mix. He's half blue heeler and the other half is border collie and lab.

My little Baz in his favorite pose. Spidercat! (Secret identity: Paul)

Okay, I did submit a review for this, and it has been posted. But just in case you don't want to go find it, I'll review here. I have since used it several more times, and I can definitely say that the Ruby is my favorite toy in the box. This is a big toy, so beginners probably shouldn't go for the Glass Ruby. This bad boy has a diameter of about 1.5 inches. However, I do recommend that you go get a glass toy. There is nothing like them! They are so smooth and slippery, and they are actually nice to look at! Okay, so some of you may have seen my earlier post mentioning that I'd been sick when it arrived. I couldn't stop looking at it and touching it. It is so different from the plastic and silicone of my other toys! When I finally felt well enough to try it, I was so eager to use it that I almost didn't need lube; I highly recommend using lube with every insertable toy. One of the nicest features of the Glass Ruby is the ring at the end. It really helps you keep a hold of the toy once it is all lubed up and slippery. Plus, it comes in handy when you are washing it off. I tend to be clumsy, and I've already banged Ruby on the floor, counter, faucet, and sink. But the ring helps me to keep from dropping it. Glass toys are much more durable than you'd think, but a long fall onto a hard floor probably isn't the best thing! What about the experience? Mindblowing! Ruby is so big that I didn't really even need to move it much. I like to grab the ring and sort of twirl it around. I like to warm it up in hot water before I use it, but even at room temperature is a very unique feeling. Personally, I don't like cold toys, but I know that many people love that feeling, and it is easily achieved by putting it in the refrigerator or freezer. Plus, for a little vibration, I just take my bullet and put in in the ring! Overall, this is the best investment in sex that I've made. This toy will last pretty much forever if treated correctly. It is glass, so it is super easy to clean, and it won't wear out like a vibrator or some other toys. Plus it is easy on the eyes; more like a work of art, so you won't get tired of looking at it.

Don't feel bad! I think everyone wonders about that at first. We started out using a condom when we did anal, but it was hardly ever poopy afterwards. Just go to the bathroom before you do it.