brandyfan411

Well Howard, I dunno about that. Yes women like the romantic side of things but we still wanna get down and dirty every once and a while. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't smoke or nothin' but if that's what gets him to his best sex then hey! I am a virgin. I'm hoping I can break my own hymen before I get married so I don't have to worry about it. If it's not broken by then, I may get drunk lol (or just crack the bottle over my head).

I LOVE henati erotica (anime or japanese)! I've never been into the "golden shower" thing but most of the henati porn I've seen has some scene where they are made to hold their pee until they can't stand it. If any of you haven't read the fethises post, I love pee desperation videos. When it comes to real people, I like to watch just straight, hardcore sex! Both of these have my pussy pounding lol.

WOW Carol Marol! I'm straight but even I wanna come over there and spank it!

You and your friends have good assets....I hate you all ROFL j/k.

Glenn, why do you always get to have all the fun?! I'll be at home watching the ball drop. My family and I will shout "Happy New Year" and be merry for two minutes....until my dad hurts somebody's feelings and starts a huge argument. ....it happens every year lol. Don't you just feel the love?!

Kisses for everyone! Have a Happy New Years guys!

I'm going to the OB/GYN soon because my period has been thrown off course. I couldn't tell you why but I know my mother had a hysteretomy (sp?) due to her period problems (similar to mine). I plan on going next month as soon as possible. I planned on asking her then about it (as long as my mother isn't in the room lol). I also hoping that they'll want to lessen my period or alter it in some way. I have a very heavy period and the heaviness usually lasts for four-five days (which is too long). I believe that if you have sexual intercourse then you aren't a virgin anymore. Honestly, I'd rather have in broken now instead of having someone THRUST and try to break it. I think may be quite thick. I've stuck a finger up there and it seemed pretty closed up if you know what I mean. I've tried putting my vibe in and I think I'll be one of those girls that's going to be in alot of pain. That's why I'd prefer to break it myself as gently as possible.

I believe that using toys for insertion isn't de-virginizing me. I don't believe that this is "real" sex since I don't have a partner. I believe that if "it's" not real then I'm ok. Now if I was asking for REAL sex advice then that would be different. But that won't happen until I get marreid and I don't plan on going there, at least not for a LONG time. Now, what would my pros and cons be? The biggest ones that is. This is a issue that I've been wanting to go through with for a LONG time. I've always known that I've wanted to masturbate healthly (sp?) and go into insertion. My mind was made up at about 14 that this would happen when I was legal. Now I just need advice about how to go this route. I will definently read the topic though. EDIT: I can't find the topic you referred me to. Do you know what the link is?

OOOOK, now it makes since. Because I read it not too long ago and by the time I got done I was even more confused lol. I get it now....either way, I'm still multi-orgasmic so I'm happy. And serial O's still gets me lol. I keep thinking of masterbation while eating Cheerios ROFL. I am such a retard lol!!

lol Wow! You are VERY brave for getting this done. You have serious admiration from me. Boy, and I'm contemplating whether I should pierce my navel or not ROFL. I think it's awesome that you did this. You get a standind O from me lol.

I wanted to start focusing some on penetration. I've been trying to insert my vibe in me but it's too big. As a virgin, it's pretty much sealed in there lol. I was wondering what I could get to help with this. I was thinking of something small and doesn't have a curve to it (something not so long would probably be good too). I want to open myself so I can try using toys for a g-spot orgasm (squirting sounds fun lol). I thought about the Ben Wa balls with the string attached but I dunno if they'd go in. Vicky

I haven't had the pleasure of using a bullet yet. I had bought myself one like a week before Christmas and it didn't work. Usually they check the toys to see if they work before you pay for them but we had both forgotten to check. Ah well, at least I've ot my vibe lol.

Oh really? I thought the serial orgasms were back-to-back! Wow, lol, I think I need to read again. And hey, they all feel good as well lol. At least I'm getting something.

My last masturbation session was kind of a cross between serial aznd multi-orgasmic I believe. Of course you have the first one. Then about 2 mintues later 2 comes. 3 followed right after (in serial form). But the fourth one came a couple of minutes after the third. Would that be considered serial or multi-orgasmic?

Howard: I have not embarrased myself at all. My post was just fine. And you act like you haven't gotten mad at anybody here Howard. I've seen some of your posts and you flat out insult people, even if they didn't do anything. I have done nothing wrong here. I take everybody's HELP into consideration but no one takes insults lightly, not even you. And it's hard for anyone to talk because it wasn't directed towards you. I had a right to say what I did and I meant it. I never asked for her post did I? I asked the people that knew they could help me! If she didn't read the posts before then she shouldn't have answered. I care about you guys too, but I'm not going to take any flack from anybody. As you know, I've been nice to everybody here unless they don't give me respect. I give respect to you if you give it to me, plan and simple.

Everyone who has actually helped me out in this post knows my situation, that's why they're helping. You may not know because we've never talked or you've never posted in any of my threads. What I said wasn't harsh, trust me.She acted like I was a whinny brat or I was stupid. And to be honest, if that person keeps posting stuff like that then I'd prefer that they don't post at all. If she had read the posts, she would have known I'm still at home. Now, I would like to get back to the thread's topic, even though it's pretty much been resolved. But we're still talking about it and I would like to finish.

If you had a g-spot orgasm then it would probably be normal.

I honestly didn't have much of a "sexual appetite" before 18...actually I could have cared less about it. I never masturbated except for once but my fingers do NOTHING for me. As soon as I turned 18 and was able to buy myself a vibe, things have changed. My appetite has finally joined me (since masturbation is VERY fun) and now I'm very full lol. If you don't know of pleasure then of course you'll be miserable. Orgasms are insanely great...and even if you don't have one, it's fun to try.

Well, if you knew my situation, you'd know that I'm still at home and my mom doesn't like toys. I'm 18 and I can't just leave my vibe out on the bathroom counter for my siblings and parents to see!! No, I'm not too happy about your "two cents". Next time, please find out more about my situation before you post, thank you. Geeze, thanks for the help.

HA! I couldn't put my vibe into the starbucks coffee pack lol. I'd die of laughter if anybody drank it!!

I hope so too! I can't drive my sis to school smelling like sex toy! Plus it would be very embarrassing to sit in the car with my toy-crazed father and he smell it. Knowing him, he would probably recognize it....aw man, I'm getting nervous now lol.

Ok Tyger. I'll wrap it up in some paper towels then put it in a ziplock bag. I washed it again today (after my triumphant four orgasms! WOOT!); three times to be exact. Still smelled of the rubber. My hands finally stopped smelling like it (it took an hour and a half to die down). The smell just isn't going to go away....it's a sad thing but true. I'll just have to do everything I can to keep the smell off of my clothes and hands while I'm away.

OOOOHH! Didn't that hurt going in?! That looks painful just looking at it. Can you stick that into a girl's pussy without something happening (like infection....or pain)?! Do you notice it in your pants at all? I mean that looks like a HUGE (and I do mean huge) burden. I know you have to keep your dick clean like all the time.

Whenever I'm in a adult store (I've been to a few) or lookin online, I tend to gravitate more towards the realistic looking ones. My vibe is multi-colored but still has the shape of a real penis (veins and all). So I'm with mike on this one.

Truse me, that smell gets on everything it touches. I wash it with anti-bacterial soap all the time but it still smells rubbery. The only other soap in the house is my brother's special soap. And since I will NEVER be into incest (ACK!! *hurls), I'd rather not have my toy smell like my brother. It's just annoying when you have to wash 10 times just to get the rubbery smell off of you. I wash my toy twice then dry it and put it in my room to dry. I STILL smell like my toy after 20 mintues. I put my toy away then I have to wash myself (where ever my toy was placed) for forever until I can get some (not all) of the smell off. I just get it to the point where I sorta smell like myself and let the rest fade. This is not an exaggeration folks. I'm serious about this because this is a seriously strong odor that I can't get rid of. Vicky