Emelisse

Yep, there's the big sphere, followed by a medium sphere and then two smaller spheres. Hope that helps!

This one is straight, although there is a curved one out there!

It may look like an alien caterpillar, but the Climax Gems Orange Appeal is definitely worth the (ahem) probe! Measuring in at a petite six inches from tip to tail, this little critter is covered with bumps and ridges designed to send you off to a whole other world! The width is about 1-1/8” across at the bumps, and I usually like my toys a little thicker, but the other features of this vibe definitely make up for the Mini-Me stature. First of all, this vibe actually lives up to the features it boasts on the packaging! Sound the chorus, because I have finally found a nearly silent vibe! I walked across the room and couldn’t hear it! No more bothering with a low setting just so I don’t have to worry about someone overhearing! Now when we’re talking about power, this little critter is not going to set off tsunamis, but it is surprisingly powerful for a toy that’s run on a single AA battery. The dial spins up from a little tickle to a medium buzz. Of course, wrap all of those features up with the fact that this toy is Phthalate-free and waterproof and you’ve got a nice little package – even if it is dressed as an alien caterpillar!

The Pure Pleasure has been one of my favorite pals for a long time. I bought one for myself several months ago, and I have never been happier about a toy purchase! Having just received another one in the mail to review, two will be twice the fun! When I bought my first one the e-glass material and affordable price were the biggest turn-ons. Now there are even more reasons I adore it! As a glass toy, I love being able to heat it up and cool it down for different kinds of play. The size is perfect, too. The Pure Pleasure measures in at just a little under 6-3/4” in length, with graduated bulbs ranging from 1-1/2” to 1” across on a 3/4" base. It’s a wonderful, delicious weight and you can switch it around for different experiences. The thin end is great when you really want to feel those smaller bulbs, but my absolute favorite is with the biggest-bulb first. I like to grab my favorite clitoral stimulator and get some pumping action going on. It’s my favorite way to go from zero to “oh!” Glass toys are non-porous, and a breeze to keep clean. This was one of the first toys I ever used for anal play. The large bulb at the end is both a great handle and a fun thing to bump against for some additional stimulation. I love to team it up with my favorite rabbit vibe for some serious good vibrations! Now, I have a confession to make. I am not always the most… coordinated person out there. I drop things. A lot. So far my first Pure Pleasure has survived several sudden impacts into the carpet, the floor and the bottom of our clawfoot tub. It’s still in the same condition as when I first plucked it from the packaging. If I had it to do again, I would still order this product. I am incredibly happy with it, and it is still the first thing I reach for when I’m feeling frisky!

Eeep! Apparently this thing isn't quite as sturdy as I thought. I was playing with it in the shower and managed to drop it about 8 inches. Off with its head! I don't know whether to blame the dildo or the clawfoot tub. At least the break was clean and I didn't get cut. I don't think I'm going to be playing with my glass toys in the shower anymore, at least not without a towel down in case the situation gets a little too slippery again!

Thanks! It was a fun toy to review!

A Happy Conscience and An Icy Treat! Ruby Glass Gem by Top Cat This beauty got a squeal of joy out of me when I discovered it in my latest box of toys to review. I adore glass toys, and the bigger the better! This is the widest glass toy I’ve ever encountered, at it is a generous 1-3/4” at the widest bump. Of course, that’s not the only feature that endears this not-so-little Gem to me. This dildo is approximately 8” from tip to tail, and the base features a prominent cobalt blue ring... all the better to grab on and go for a ride! After a while, even my favorite glass toys give my hands a little bit of a cramp. This simple ring allows a heck of a lot more action without the soreness! Girth and grab may be all well and good, but when you add in the extra coolness of glass, well, let’s just say you’ve got a red, clear and blue winner on your hands! Glass is fantastic in just how versatile and hygienic it is. You don’t have to worry about it not being clean because glass is nonporous. A quick wash and you’re set to do any kind of play you want - anal or vaginal. You don’t need to agonize over which lube to use, either, because glass is good with both silicone and water-based lubes. Ah, but we still haven’t gotten to the best part - temperature. Dip this baby in comfortably hot water for a few seconds for a warm treat, or cozy it up to the ice cream in the freezer for a few minutes for some cool sensations! I prefer my treats on the icy side, so when I tried out this little Gem I made sure to keep a bowl of ice water on the night stand for a quick cool-down when things got hot! Of course, I also like glass toys because they are so Earth-friendly. If you take good care of them they can last for years - maybe even outlast you! Hey - a toy that’s good for the conscience! What fun! This Ruby Glass Gem is also one of those lovely toys that blurs those lines between art and action. It really is, well... pretty! The tip is a cool peppermint spiral, and the red dots are a great touch - even if they are too far inset to get significant sensation. The rest of the bumps definitely make up for it!

It doesn’t say much about a toy’s construction when you just go to gently rub it with a toy wipe and the plastic cover snaps. I was not impressed by the Real Skin of the Vibrating Ben Wa Balls at all. The “real skin” feels (and smells) just like a cheap balloon. It rips just like one too. I was a little concerned when I first opened the package and felt the fragile surface twist and bunch on the wires connecting the balls. I shuddered a little at the feel of it, then decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. I popped 2 AA batteries into the wired controller and enjoyed the feel of the four different vibration modes play across my hands. The first three are kind of bumpy, like morse code, while the fourth is a strong, steady buzz. I was impressed with how quiet each setting was. Being somewhat paranoid about things that go in entirely, I avoided the back door and started playing with them vaginally, inserting them one by one. When they were completely inside I realized that I couldn’t hear anything - they were completely silent even at the highest setting. Impressed, I started drawing the first one back out, stopping when it played over my clit. I rocked back and forth and bit my lip to keep from making some noises of my own. The size (about 1-1/4" per ball and 11" from the first ball to the last) was perfect, and the two still inside me felt nice and thick. I was just getting really into it when I grabbed the cord to move the internal ones a little and felt the plain plastic coating of the wire. The flimsy covering had shifted and bunched. Huffing a little with annoyance I drew them out and moved finished off with another toy. I didn’t want to take a chance that the cover would rip and that my lube would sink into parts that weren’t meant to get wet. Let’s just say I’m glad I did. A few minutes later I pulled out my favorite toy wipes and smoothed the wire covering back into place. A single, gentle pull with the wipe and the cover over the wire snapped. It looked like one of those dirty gummy toys that you throw at a wall just to watch it ooze its way back down. Exactly how that was supposed to be like “real skin” I have no idea. The cover stayed in place over the last two balls, but there was no way I was playing with this toy anymore. If it wasn’t for the cheap balloon-like covering this would be a fantastic toy, but mine is headed directly to the trash. As it is, I cannot recommend this toy at all. Maybe I just got a bad one, but I wouldn’t waste my money playing the odds.

I was amazed, flabbergasted and shocked at just how much power can come out of 2 AA batteries! The Mini Wanachi Waterproof Massager starts with a whisper-quiet, gentle tap and revs all the way up to an almost numbing throb that was nearly too much for me to handle! I’m always on the lookout for quiet, powerful toys and this one definitely delivers! This little pink and white wonder is 8” in total length, with a 1-3/4” long silicone “luv-touch” head that measures 1-1/8” across before it tapers into the white flexible neck. It’s phthalates free, waterproof and brags a spinning scale of multiple speeds you’ll be straining to hear! At the highest setting it gets a bit louder than an electric toothbrush, but a little ambient noise will cover that right up. Even before I started playing with it in any sexual sort of way, I realized it’s great for regular tension relief, too! Bonus is the fact that it’s odd enough looking you might even be able to explain it away if you get caught with it out! I’ve never had the opportunity to try the original Wanachi massager, but this mini-me version is definitely a keeper! The packaging touts several differences between the original Wanachi Massager and the Mini version, most of which had to do with power and size. This version is light and wireless. You won’t have to worry about being close to an outlet or having your muscles get tired from holding a heavy toy too long. The Mini Wanachi vibrates in three separate areas: the head, the top of the handle and the very base. It makes for a somewhat numb hand, even when you hold it at the narrowest part of the handle. Because of the broad head and distracting handle vibes, the Mini Wanachi took its time bringing me to the big “o”. It definitely delivered, but it took a lot longer than I usually have patience for. Prolonged contact left me feeling a little numb, but a gentle tapping motion (like a seesaw) kept the feeling right where I wanted it!

From Zero to the Big "O" Pearl Ecstasy Rabbit Vibrator If you’re new to the bunny experience, this not-so-little rabbit is far more approachable than its more advanced bunny-brethren. This rabbit allows you to control its powerful vibrating and rotating action with separate buttons. The 7” of insertable shaft rotates in either a clockwise or a counterclockwise dance that will leave you breathless, while the 4” bunny tickles and frames your clit with his soft vibrating ears. The rabbit ears on this model are slightly taller than many of the other vibes of this type. A little creative wiggling and/or manually positioning the ears can easily solve this problem and make it all worth it, especially when that brings the swirling pearls right in line with some of your most sensitive areas! This vibe does not feel the need for silence, even under the covers. It proudly proclaims to the household exactly what you're up to, so those of us with roommates may want to turn up the music for a little auditory diversion. Even with the door closed there was no missing this bunny’s voice. It’s 4AA batteries gives it a lot of power to yell. The noise is a little less pronounced when you’re just using the vibration feature. On low you only get the bunny moving, while high vibrates both the bunny and the shaft’s 1-1/4” width of pretty pink celestial whirls. I usually like my toys a little closer to 1-1/2” wide, but the rotation and vibration made up for its size. Overall, I really enjoyed The Pearl Ecstasy vibrator. This not-so-little rabbit strikes a great balance between cost and quality, and it defiantly deserves a place of honor in the beginning to intermediate toy box.

If you’re new to the bunny experience, this not-so-little rabbit is far more approachable than its more advanced bunny-brethren. This rabbit allows you to control its powerful vibrating and rotating action with separate buttons. The 7” of insertable shaft rotates in either a clockwise or a counterclockwise dance that will leave you breathless, while the 4” bunny tickles and frames your clit with his soft vibrating ears. The rabbit ears on this model are slightly taller than many of the other vibes of this type. A little creative wiggling and/or manually positioning the ears can easily solve this problem and make it all worth it, especially when that brings the swirling pearls right in line with some of your most sensitive areas! This vibe does not feel the need for silence, even under the covers. It proudly proclaims to the household exactly what you're up to, so those of us with roommates may want to turn up the music for a little auditory diversion. Even with the door closed there was no missing this bunny’s voice. It’s 4AA batteries gives it a lot of power to yell. The noise is a little less pronounced when you’re just using the vibration feature. On low you only get the bunny moving, while high vibrates both the bunny and the shaft’s 1-1/4” width of pretty pink celestial whirls. I usually like my toys a little closer to 1-1/2” wide, but the rotation and vibration made up for its size. Overall, I really enjoyed The Pearl Ecstasy vibrator. This not-so-little rabbit strikes a great balance between cost and quality, and it defiantly deserves a place of honor in the beginning to intermediate toy box.

This not-so-little purple monster just became the new star of my toy box! Aptly named the Purple Majesty, this silicone vibe almost requires fanfare and a drum roll as you open the box! The Purple Majesty is about 7” insertable, with a broad 2” in diameter. Once I managed to force the vibrator out, the purple silicone shaft was closer to 1-3/4” across. Removing the vibrator was very difficult - it required lots of (water-based only!) lube and quite a bit of muscle, but it was definitely worth it! The white vibrator measures about 7” long (6” insertable) and 1” wide. Unfortunately, it’s about as discrete as my blender and more noise than buzz. A waste of two AA batteries. It managed to produce a very loud whine that I could hear through all my covers and a closed door. With the radio on. Even if I could stand to be closer to the shriek, I still wouldn’t use it alone - it picked up some strange goo being inside the silicone shaft that even dish soap couldn’t remove. My widest toy before this was a modest 1-3/4” at its widest part. I tried the silicone shaft both with and without the vibrator. Each time took considerable “warm-up” time with other toys before I could even begin to play with this one. When the vibrator is inside, the purple shaft is very firm. There’s not much in the way of give. Even though I worked up to the girth, it was still a bit too big for me. There was no space! I couldn’t tell where the Majesty stopped and I began. There definitely was not enough room to get the happy tickle of a vibe. Sure, a nice, firm touch with a vibrator is cool, but I enjoy it the most when I can rub it over the sensitive spots! I was curious how different the experience would be without the additional girth and rigidity of the vibrator so I managed to remove it, and I am so glad that I did! It is never going back! By itself, the silicone shaft is much less rigid and a lot more natural feeling - well, as natural as something this big can be! I found it much more comfortable, versatile and enjoyable. Another huge plus to ditching the vibe is that you are left with a flat base. Silicone without lube is relatively sticky, so I put it on my wide foot board and started doing my aerobics - it was fantastic! I bounced my way into a very happy place. Even without the vibe I still couldn’t get the last inch in, so I wasn’t able to feel any additional stimulation from the balls, but they made for a great handle! I am delighted with my Purple Majesty and now that I took out the vibrator it is water friendly! I can’t wait for bath time!

When I was in middle school I was just rummaging around, looking for pliers in a workbench drawer. In the very back, I discovered this strange little discolored book called "Hot Licks" with a goat boy on the cover. To this day I still don't know if it was Mom's, Dad's or if it belonged to the people they bought the house from. I swiped it. It's not the sort of thing they'd exactly confront me over!

Tyger, The box says "place it on virtually any smooth surface" so I tried it on finished wood, painted wood and whatever plasticy stuff they covered my dresser with. Those are pretty much the surfaces available to me. I have a clawfoot tub, so tub play would be pretty difficult, especially when I have to keep it dry. The packaging says nothing about water play and it is also a corded toy with a remote, so I have to assume this little bunny is allergic to bathtime. I know, surprising for a suction cup vibe, but there it is nonetheless. This vibe's remote takes 4AA batteries, so it does have a lot of power and it did send me on a very nice, long "Bunny O"... once I could get it to stay put. I've tried vibes in the past that were so strong they felt ticklish or numbing, so by saying "medium high" I was trying to convey that this was somewhere above "Is this thing on?" and below "Holy crap! It's an earthquake!" There didn't seem to be any sort of a set scale for reviews. As for the size, it is about 1.5" across and there is about 5.25" insertable with a total height of 8" when affixed to a surface. I usually like my dual-action vibes to be a bit longer and thicker (like the "Wild G" I just wore out), but the size of this one worked well for me. The rest of this fit pretty well into my vibe preferences, with beads, a simple clit stimulator (those big ones never hit the right spot!) and a rotating shaft. I hope this answers your questions. Em

The TooTimid Pleasure Gel just became my new favorite personal lubricant! Not only is it nice and thick, but my dual-action vibes love it – I adore seeing the words “No Animal Testing” on any product, but it seems even more appropriate on a rabbit vibe! As a water-based lube, I love that I don’t have to worry about adverse reactions to some of my toys like I would with a silicone lubricant. The lack of fragrance is also a great thing for me, as some perfumes play havoc with my allergies. There is a mild smell, but it’s not overwhelming or even too noticeable unless you stick your nose directly in it. Speaking of getting up close and personal with your lube, the packaging says it’s tasteless, but I still wouldn’t play with this lube if I were planning to do any licking. As a nice, thorough reviewer I took a quick taste. It’s very mild but there still is a rather thick Jello-type aftertaste that forced me to go wash out my mouth with chocolate. There are many, many wonderful lick-able lotions and gels out there which wouldn’t cause you to make faces your partner could misinterpret!

With my new iVibe Suction Cup Rabbit, it was lust at first sight. I love the idea of being able to anchor my toys before play, and the stationary position of this vibe really allowed me to enjoy this little bunny in ways I had never been able to just by myself. All I had to do was move myself in order to hit all the good spots! Although the suction cup is relatively strong, this rabbit definitely has a mind of its own. It decides to stick around when it wants to and forget about your own agenda! When I first opened it, I couldn’t conceal my excitement as I attached it to my footboard and covered it with my TooTimid Pleasure Gel. I managed to get a few good moments with it before it came loose. The suction actually acts closer to an air-hockey puck than superglue. The best surfaces in my room are the footboard of my bed and the frame of my closet. Both these areas, although smooth and clean, were not quite wide enough to keep the iVibe completely stable. Each leaves about half- to a quarter of an inch on both sides, and the iVibe can easily slide to the edge and break the seal. Even when this happens, though, the base is wide enough to keep it from sliding anywhere else until you can re-attach it. It definitely did the trick for me, but I had to keep re-attaching it every minute or so, depending on how active I was getting! Feeling up for round two, I looked around again and decided to try the broader surface of my dresser. Unfortunately, every time I tried to use it from an elevated position the angle would be wrong and I’d knock it right off, again, onto the floor. Because it can be so hard to get a good connection, learn from my mistake – even if you’ve just vacuumed, still keep a towel on the floor that it can fall onto! The jelly surface picks up everything, and washing your toy after it falls on the carpet (again) is a bit of a mood-breaker. All in all, this lovely little bunny boasts a sliding scale of vibration that moves from mild to medium high, although it seems a lot happier in the higher end of the scale. On low it seems a little too much like “The Little Engine That Could”, chugging along one moment as a time. All that chugging wasn’t quiet, either. The noise level… well, it’s not bashful. This rabbit likes to express itself with a loud whir and the beads make a crackling sound somewhat akin to popcorn. When the house was quiet I could hear it through a closed door, but not with ambient noise. Even with the sliding issues I still adore the versatility of this vibe, and I look forward to experimenting with different surfaces in the future!

I've tried many different sorts of toys (not kidding about the shoe thing in my sideline!) and found some real winners, but I still haven't managed to find that elusive beast - a quiet vibrator. My roommate and I have paper-thin walls and I really, really get tired of having to turn up the music or turn on my fan whenever she is home when I want to play. Has anyone run across a nice, powerful toy that actually manages to whisper instead of scream? Thanks!

I come from a family of teachers, and I've seen firsthand what it's like in schools right now. I don't know where in the country you guys are, but I'm in an urban area and have friends who teach in a suburban area. The teachers are NOT the ones slacking. No Child Left Behind is a crock and a half. EVERY child is left behind because too many bureaucrats are being given free-rein in a system they know nothing about! Ever look at the so-called "educational research" behind NCLB? It's written entirely by a panel of people who are only interested in promoting their own pre-packaged "education" programs - for their own monetary gain! NCLB does not take into account what we KNOW about child development or learning strategies. Do your kids actually get anything out of their education when they are forced to memorize facts and data? No! They need the time to actually learn to make CONNECTIONS and THINK for themselves! Unfortunately, that sort of knowledge (even though it will do them so much more good than route memorization) cannot be measured on standardized tests. Does no one realize that teachers are PROFESSIONALS and deserve respect as such? Children are not machines to be cranked out of a factory, but no one is giving educators the resources and time they need to actually teach kids what they need to know! Sadly, it really is all about the money. Just think at how much cash the testing industry drags in. Even when those "results" come back they really don't say anything. Children with disabilities, ELL students, TAG kids and your "average" kids are all lumped in the same boat - the school is given a total score that says nothing about these different skill levels or how they affected the score. So really, we are wasting millions of dollars on an entire industry that steals money from our schools. As for the free lunch thing someone mentioned, many of the kids my mom teaches qualify for free meals at school. For many, it really is all they get to eat. They dread winter break and summer vacation because they are going HUNGRY. How focused could your children be on a lesson when they're wondering if they'll be fed over the weekend? As for the whole attitude thing, sure, many kids don't have much respect and don't value education. Don't blame that on teachers and schools... actually, don't blame it on anyone. It doesn't solve the damn problem, it just shifts your focus from addressing the actual problem. Whew... Sorry that was so long, but this subject really riles me up. -Em

It depends on the mood I'm in - sometimes a nice Nine Inch Nails or Tool mix, others could be something a bit more bluesy or jazzy... depends on whether or not I need to drown out some moans with a bit of metal!

Hello! I only recently signed up here - I just never quite got around to browsing through it before! I'm Emelisse, by the way, but Em works just fine for me. I'm usually a bit quiet - you'll only see posts from me if I really have something I want to say. Well, have a fantastic day, and take care! -Em

KoKo Division... now that just sounds icky!

I prefer the woman-directed couples stuff... with a plot when you can find it! Not quite softcore, but not so far as to be a long pelvic exam either!