Cavelady854

I want to mix the clorox with the brake fluid!

“I'm sorry... I have to take this....... Business you know....Ok, talk to you soon.... Yes, kisses...Bye.” I switch over to the other line. “Hi,” I say in a breathless voice, excitement curling through me. “Hi,” a deep male voice responds. I giggle before I say, “I told my friend that I had to take this call because it was business.” I giggle again. “Mmmmm.... What kind of business were you thinking about doing?” you ask in a seductive tone. I bite my lip, as heat pools deep inside of me, at the subtle innuendo. “I don't know.....What did you have in mind?” I settle more comfortably on the bed, ready to listen to anything you think up. “Well, I could conduct some thermal experiments to increase overall body temperature,” you say smugly. “Was that just a really nerdy way of saying that you will make me hot?” I ask laughing. “Yes, I was trying to be business-like. Is it working?” you ask jokingly. “Doof.” I joke back. “How would these thermal experiments go?” I ask still giggling. “Well, by touch of course,” you murmur huskily. I inhale sharply at your tone, instantly aroused. “Mmmmm.... how would these 'touch' experiments be performed?” I ask, a bit unsteadily. “Well,” you start after getting more comfortable on your couch. “First I would touch your beautiful breasts over your shirt...fondling them...feeling the heavy weight of each one filling my hand.” I close my eyes and listen, as your rumbling voice continues. “Take your little hands and feel your breasts through your shirt.” I do as I am told. I lean the phone between my shoulder and my ear, as my hands rise slowly up to feel my breasts. I focus on the feel of my hands on them... how they overflow my palms, even through my shirt.. “Take off your shirt,” you demand gruffly, just how I like it. I put the phone down and take off my shirt, then pick up the phone again. “What color is your bra today?” you ask me in a sneering tone. I look down at my plain white bra, and stutter, “Um... b..b..black?” as soon as I say it, I wince, knowing that I am in trouble. I hear a long suffering sigh through the phone, “You know I don't like it when you misbehave, Jodi. You are going to get punished for that,” comes the verbal backlash from the phone. “I am sorry, Cameron. I....I meant wh...white. Plain, old, boring white. I ..I...I just wanted it to be sexier,” I apologize quickly, silently cursing my nervous stutter. “Your good intentions are noted,” you say in a superior tone. “But you still were a naughty girl. You will still receive a punishment.” I shudder as I reply, “Yes, Cameron.” "That is not my title to you!” comes another rebuke from the phone. "No sir! It is not, sir!” I say playing my part well. "That's a good girl. Now, where we?” I don't answer because I knew it was a rhetorical question. I didn't want to get into more trouble. “Ah, yes. We were going to take off that bra.” I slowly unhook my bra and slide it off my body. “Now take those hands and run your palms over the hard nipples. Cup your nice tits for me, baby...... mmmm...Yeah, I love your big breasts,” you growl into my ear. I gasp and shudder, excited by your rough tone. “Yeah,.... just love those big tits of yours.....mmmm.” I hear your heavy breathing and you unbuckling your pants to be able to stroke your big hard cock. “Take your tongue and and lick your fingers.....oh yeah,” you say, as you hear the noise I make purposely while sucking them into my hot mouth. “Now rub your wet fingers slowly over each nipple.” I moan, as they pucker in the chilly air conditioning of my bedroom. “Now baby, I want you to keep playing with those big tits with one hand, and with the other....I want you to slowly bring it down your body... across your stomach......onto your hip.” I shiver with anticipation, as my hand listens to your resonating voice. “Are you wet for me, baby?” you ask in a husky tone. “Mmmm.... yeah. I am so wet for you,” comes my breathy reply. “Good. Now don't touch your pussy,” you demand. “What?” I ask incredulously, my hand quickly darting away like it got burned. “No questions, bitch! You were a naughty brat before, and now it's time to pay the price!” you say sternly. “Yes, sir!” I say obediently, excitement building in me. “I am going to tease you until you beg me to let you cum,” you say deviously. “Yes, sir,” I say obediently again, shivering with delight. “Do you still have that pink vibrator in the nightstand by your bed?” “Yes, sir” I meekly respond, but secretly delighting in his question and the path he has chosen. “I want you to take it out and turn it on..” You pause to wait for me to rifle through the drawer, find the vibrator, and then turn it on. "That's good,” you say, as you hear the loud buzzing noise from the vibrator. “Now take that vibrator and rub it around your nipple.” I squeal with pleasure and surprise, as the cool pink metal vibrates against my hard nipple. “Mmmm...... that's hot,... yeah....... Now the other one.” I do as I am told, moaning all the while, as the metal vibrator teases my other nipple. I hear your breathing getting heavier, as I imagine you stroking your dick harder. "Now stick that vibe in between those big tits and squish them together.” I follow your instructions, squishing my huge 48 DD's together around the pink metal vibrator, with only a small bit poking out at the bottom. “Now fuck those big breasts with the vibrator!” you demand excitedly. I put the phone on speaker, and hold my breasts together with one hand. Then I take the vibrator and start fucking it in and out of my breasts. I get more excited as I listen to your heavy breathing, imagining you pumping your monster prick more firmly and quickly. “God! I love those huge breasts.... mmmm...... oh yeah...” you grunt. “Are you getting wet for me, baby?” you ask. I moan a response that you take for yes. “Mmmmm... yeah that's good.. Stick that vibrator on the top of your pussy.....not in!” comes the quick order. “Just on top,” you demand in a husky tone. I gently place the vibrator on top of my pussy and moan at the sensation quivering through my wet folds. “Now tease your wet slit a little..... mmmm ..... oh yeah... that's good.” you murmur with excitement. “Please....please,” I start to pant. “What? What is it, baby?” you ask, knowing full well what it is I want. “Please let me stick it in..... Please. Please.....Ohhhh.” I beg. You think for a few seconds, intentionally dragging out my torture before saying, “Yeah.... fuck that pussy!” “Yes, sir!” I reply, as I shove the vibrator in deep. I moan, as I start pumping it in and out. The loud buzzing and 'squisha-squisha' are the only things we can hear as we both focus on the sound. “Oh yeah.... you are so fucking hot....ohhhh....,” comes your sexy voice as your pace on your cock increases. “Please.... Please let me cum..... please... .oh god.... yeah!” I beg breathlessly. Once again you prolong your response, as you wait to answer again. “What a slut.... Beg again to me, you bitch!” “Please, please, please, please. Oh god! Please!” I plead. “Ok, cum for me, whore.” you sneer. I scream, as I let myself fall over the cliff into madness. You groan my name loudly, as you pump your hard cock with your tight fist, and you allow yourself to cum all over the place. We sit there for a bit, both panting raggedly. “That was so hot baby,” you say to me, in barely a whisper. “Oh fuck yeah,” I respond. “Wanna do it again?”

I agree with vanilla. If he loves you, he already knows what you are like. You never know what can happen if you don't try. Also, your husband may find it fun and exciting. Try asking him. Or putting the idea into his head and get him to ask you to do it! hehe

ooh nice one! You go mom!

holy cow that was hot!

A blonde is in a horrible car accident. She pries herself out of the reckage and is applying makeup as the cops show up. The cop goes to her, "What happened???!?!?" "Oh officer," the airhead replies, "I was driving along and suddenly there was a tree in front of me! I swerved to the left, another tree! Then I swerved to the right and there was like another tree! Everywhere I turned the car, officer, there were trees. I finally ended up in this ditch." She motions to her car, as she pops her gum. The officer looks down the long stretch of road behind her, then turns and takes a long look at the road in front of her. There wasn't a tree in sight for miles, they were in a desert. After a long suffering sigh, the cop says, "Ma'am, that was your air freshener."

OMG! That was so funny! Ahhhh!

Hahahahahha! Ahhhhhh! That was hilarious! Ahhhh!

How do they get deer to cross the street at those little yellow signs?

oooh hot

One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once agian to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back, and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way. I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached aroung and unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we were friends."

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it is her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christams?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G. I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," says the little girl. "She comes with G. I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."

It was time for show and tell. The whole class had done theirs, but little Johnny. A little nervous to have him do his show and tell, due to his sense of humor, the teacher had saved him for last. When it was finally his turn, Johnny went up to the chalkboard and drew a tiny circle then sat down. "What is that?" the teacher asked. "A period." Johnny replies. "What is so important about a period?" asked the confused teacher. "I don't know but my sister said she missed one last week, and my mommy fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself."

A man finished making love to his date, and wants to light up a smoke. But he forgot his lighter in the car. "Babe, do you have any matches?" he askes the woman. "Yes, they are in the top drawer of the nightstand." she replies. The man finds them right where she said they would be, but they are sitting on top of a picture of a man. "Who is this? Your husband?" The woman laughs before she replies, "No." "Then what? Your boy friend?" The woman laughs again before she replies, "No," again. "Then who is this?" "Silly, that was me before the operation."

A woman was having sex with her lover, who happened to her husband's best friend. They have sex all day long until the phone rings. The wife answers the phone while her lover listens quietly to the conversation next to her. "Ok that's nice. Really?..... Mmmhmmm... Ok, have a good time." the wife says. "Who was that?" her lover askes. "That was my husband. He was telling me how much fun he has been having fishing with you all day long today."

I was with a guy who wanted a hot teacher. So I dressed really preppy, then made him watch porn for his assignment. When he kept going for feelskis, I would call him by Mr. (then his last name.) Then i would say that he needed to pay more attention to the assignment or he would have to stay after class. Hehe

Ooooh so nice, I was almost drooling with envy. Of both this man and your amazing talent. Holy cow! Way to go.

Derek was really horny, but he was also really broke. So he goes to this brothel and askes the madam what he can get for ten dollars? The madam shows him into this dark room, takes his ten dollars and shuts the door. The lights come on and there is a chicken standing in a corner. Since Derek had already paid his ten dollars and he was very horny, he decided, what the hell, and fucked the chicken. It was awsome! He came back the week after, this time with twenty dollars. What can I get for twenty dollars? The madam takes his twenty dollars and walks him down this hallway. Sit here, you are going to see a show. So Derek sat down with a few other people on benches. Soon the lights came on and there were two women on stage. They start making out. When they really start going at it, Derreck turns to the guy sitting next to him and says, "Wow, what a great show." The guy replies, "This is nothing! You should have been here last week. We saw a guy fucking a chicken!"

A fly is hovering six inches above the water. A fish is watching him. If that fly drops six inches, I will get him, thinks the fish. A bear is watching the fly. If that fly drops six inches, I will get the fish, because it will be distracted by the fly, thinks the bear. A hunter is watching the fly. If that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, and I will get the bear, because he will be distracted, thinks the hunter. A mouse is watching the fly. If that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will get the bear, and I will get his cheese sandwich, because he will be distracted, thinks the mouse. A cat is watching the fly. If that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will get the bear, the mouse will get the cheese sandwich, and I will get the mouse, because he will be distracted, thinks the cat. The fly drops six inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the cheese sandwich, but the cat falls into the water. The moral of the story? A fly drops six inches and a pussy gets wet!

I really like this idea. that sounds like it would be really fun. Like a big dildo as a doorstop, or have your garden and have a green vibrator growing out of the ground.

Thanks chickie. I am working on Hot Threesome Continued, so stay tuned to this same bat time, same bat channel, for the next episode!

Very good job. You really have talent. I want to read more.

"Why are you nervous?" I keep asking myself, over and over again. Then I laugh at my reflection in the glass as the scenery passes by. "Girl, you are turning into one of those crazies who talk to themselves all the time," I say to myself and laugh again, because it's true. I was going to meet John and Lina, this awesome couple I met through the internet. I was on the last leg of a four-state bus ride, and my nerves were more frazzled than when I had first gotten on the bus. It was like a whole cave of bats had taken up permanent residence in my abdomen, as opposed to the butterflies that were originally there. I had no clue why I was so nervous. This was John and Lina. Two of the nicest people I have ever met. People who I have told some of my deepest secrets to, things even my own mother doesn't know. I have been talking to them for several months online, seen pictures of them, talked to them on the phone. Still, I couldn't understand why I was so nervous. Maybe it was the sex. Maybe I was so nervous because of the sex. For, you see, I am a pro when it comes to online and phone sex, but when it comes to the real stuff, my experience falls short. Also, Lina was going to be my first woman. I heaved another anxious sigh, my breath fogging up the slightly chilled glass of the window. Well, it wasn't like I have had a lot of men either. My apprehensive thoughts continued to swirl around my head until the bus came to a stop. My final stop. I looked out my window, and there they were. Just like their pictures, just like I had imagined them to be. Now both excited and nervous to see them, I wait for the other passengers to pass me on their way out of the bus before I stand. John and Lina see me and start to wave even before I get off the bus. When I get off the bus, I quickly make my way through the crowd and excitedly jump into their arms; both engulf me in giant hugs. As the hugs end, John brings me to him and gives me a kiss that makes my toes curl. While I was still reeling from his kiss, Lina gives me a quick peck on the mouth. I think she was a little nervous as well. I was to be her first woman, too. "You must be hungry after that long trip. Let's eat." Lina says, as we start walking out of the bus terminal. "Yes, indeed, I am," I reply, hoping a little food will help settle my jarred nerves. We head over to this nice little place that has outside seating. As we sit and chat about this and that, I watch them with interest. I wasn't surprised to find them both shorter than me---most people are---but they weren't by much. They were exactly the people they were online, so I started to relax and enjoy myself. We were all having a good time until Lina mentioned getting me checked into the motel. This was a conversation stopper, as everyone, including myself, remembered why I had come all this way. Nervous again, I quietly get into the car and we drive to where I am staying. To break the heavy tension in the silent car, I crack a joke: "A blonde, a lobster, and a tea kettle walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this? Some kind of joke?'" My efforts were rewarded with a chuckle from the back seat, then a laugh from the driver's seat, and soon we were all laughing, the tension completely disappearing as we all relaxed in each other's company. When we got to the motel, we were all smiling, as they and I checked into our separate rooms, as planned. I settle my things down and there is a knock from the connecting door between our two rooms. I open the door to find Lina standing there with drinks, a Jack and diet coke for me and a bottle of wine for herself and John. John follows her through the connecting door with some wine glasses. I accept my drink with "Thanks Lina, this is my favorite." "I know sweetie, you've told me," she replies. John grins at me and says, "Yeah, we know what you like, Melanie," with a wink. "Like how you like to be talked to. How you want to suck my cock." I close my eyes and put down my drink as I listen to John continue, hot images flashing through my brain at his words. "How you would like to rub your breasts against Lina's." I moan a little, as I feel a hand on my breast. "Oh yeah, I do like that," I say softly, arching my back, so my breast fits more fully into the hand that is fondling it. I open my eyes to see that Lina is the one holding my breast. I don't hesitate in pulling her into a kiss. Our tongues tangle, as John exclaims "Sweet!" from somewhere in the room. We break our kiss for a moment so we can take our shirts off, each unfastening the other's bra. We quickly shed those, too, tossing them onto the floor of the room. Another "Sweet!" is heard from John as I lean down and take Lina's breast into my mouth, laving my tongue over the hardening nipple. Lina breathlessly moans my name before going to suck my neck. I push my large breasts up against hers and rub them together before I take the other hard nipple into my mouth. Lina gasps when I gently bite the sensitive nub, then moans when I soothe the brief pain with my tongue. While I am sucking on Lina's breasts, her hands gently move down my sides to stop at the waistband of my jeans. I shudder as she unzips them, and then gasp as she slips a hand inside my silk panties. I stay still as her hand wanders down through my crisp curls to my wet slit. I bite my lip and hold onto her shoulders as her fingers start playing around my aroused clit. I moan as I start to ride her hand, softly humping it, spreading my knees wider as I move backward to sit on the bed. I resume my grasp on Lina's breast with one hand as the other hand slips down and loosens her shorts, then sliding down into her shorts (no panties!), and returns the favor by gently fondling her. Lina gasps as my hand slowly wanders over her shaven mound in search of her wet slit. My curious fingers find her clit and start making little circles around it. Lina and I both start to moan, as each of us increases their hand play. We hear a third, more masculine, moan from the room. We both turn to look at John, who has divested himself of all his clothing and is sitting with a tight fist pumping his cock. "We are . . . Oh yeah! . . . " I interrupt myself to moan, as Lina finds a particularly good spot. When I regain my composure, I continue in a breathy voice, ". . . ignoring . . . poor . . ." A sharp intake of breath, then a moan from Lina, as I find the same spot on her. ". . . poor . . . John." "Yes, . . . poor John. . . . Come here . . baby," Lina says, just as breathless as I am. "It's about time you two noticed me," John says playfully. He gets up and brings his cock close enough for us both to lick it with our tongues. He groans, while Lina goes straight for the large sacs at the base of his long shaft, and I start licking up the hard shaft like it's an ice cream cone. Occasionally, Lina and I break off our oral teasing to moan or squeal with pleasure, as our hands continue to explore each other's wet pussies. "Let me taste you," John demands of us. We take out our wet fingers, and each gasp with delight as his tongue comes out and licks off the wet juices. After our hands are licked clean, we return to sucking and licking John's big cock. I open my mouth wide to take him deep down my throat and start to bob my head up and down. John pulls me by the hair, off of his cock, and growls down into my face, "Since you are the guest, you get fucked first." "Mmm. That sounds wonderful. But I want Lina to have fun, too. What do you suggest?" I ask. After thinking for a moment, John replies, "I have an idea. First, you two need to get naked." Lina and I stand, and quickly shed our clothes and toss them haphazardly on the floor. "Melanie, I want you to be a good little bitch and rub this massage oil all over Lina's tits." Excited by the use of the name 'bitch,' I do as I am told, taking my time to rub the oil over Lina's ample breasts, especially her sensitive nipples. "Now, sweetheart, I want you to do the same thing to Melanie." I gasp, as the cold oil hits my breasts. "That's my girl," John says, while he pumps his cock in his fist, keeping it good and hard. "Now, bitch," John says, talking to me, "lay down, like the slut you are, onto your back." I shudder with delight at his language, and quickly do as I am told. "Now baby," talking to Lina, "I want you to lay down on her, facing her, with that great ass of yours up in the air." Lina says, "Yes, sir," as she does as she is told. Lina and I are now laying facing each other, breast to breast, pussy to pussy, gazing into each other's eyes. "That is good. Now I have four lovely holes to fuck, from two beautiful women. Very good." Like a kid in a candy store, John laughs with delight. He spanks Lina's ass once with his cock, then once with his hand, smiling, as she cries out with the pleasure/pain of it. Slowly, he pushes his hard cock into Lina's wet pussy. She begins to moan as he starts a rhythm. After a few strokes, he takes his cock completely out and pushes it into my tight pussy. He groans, as my inexperienced channel grips him like a vise. After a few strokes inside me, he withdraws again and goes back into his lover's pussy. "I want you two to kiss while I fuck your pussies," John demands, while he starts up a rhythm again in Lina's pussy, which makes it grind against mine. We happily comply with his orders, my hands coming up to tunnel through Lina's hair, while her hands explore my breasts. The oil helps our bodies slide over one another, as John alternates pumping his cock in our pussies. We both feel the thrusting, and the excitement builds further. Excited beyond measure, John pulls Lina's hips so she slides down my body, her feet landing on the floor beside the bed. "Lick Melanie's pussy," John says to her, as he lubes up his cock and her ass. She does as she is told, and I open my legs wide for her, my fingers going back to tunneling through her hair. John slides a finger into her tight sphincter and moves it around a bit before he gently replaces it with his large cock. Lina moans as John begins to pump his cock in and out of her tight ass. This pushes Lina's face into my pussy. She uses her fingers to penetrate deep, curling them to get at the right angle while her tongue makes tentative licks along my lips. John yells, "Come on baby!"as he spanks Lina's ass one more time. Lina increases her pace with me, while I moan and thrash about the bed. In a three-part explosion, Lina, John, and I all cum at the same time, with loud yells and screams. We all collapse, panting, into a sweaty heap on the bed. Breathless, and close to passing out, all three of us simultaneously say, "Wow." Laughing at the coincidence, John gets one final slap on Lina's ass before he says, "I can't wait until tomorrow!" I reply softly, before the long day and exhaustion take over, "Oh fuck yeah . . . Can't . . . can't wait."

Holy cow! That was a hot and yet strange one, Nuri. But still cool.

If you know his last name you could try one of those find your classmates websites.