DADT

Don't worry. Things will be up. Extremely up.

Great! Oh dear I don't have an extra chair. How awkward. Well you could sit on my lap while you read the first draft. Best I can do on such short notice. Glad you're here. I need help with the BDSM section. Needs more oomph or something.

You are so sweet. I'm all "Fuzzy Kittens" over here. And thanks for the reinforcement. Nice to know I have a clue. Great book title. You want to be the editor?

Not holes barred? Nobody gets mad? OK. I would love to be covered in lube and have say 10 different woman take turns using various parts of my slicked up body to get aroused. I mean they can rub themselves where ever they want. Use my elbow. Back of my neck. My thighs. My nose. Insert my toe for a few minutes. Seriously, I mean just use me. If the girls waiting to use me could masturbate right where I can see them that would be awesome. And to cap my fantasy I would want to lick each of them one-by-one once they were suitably aroused. Just devour their pussies until they came in my mouth, screaming, pulling my hair, crushing my head with their thighs. And if one or two of them decided to show their gratitude by giving me a slow, sensual BJ at the end, well that would be better than ice cream now wouldn't it. Thanks for listening, Brother Pig

OK then. The Pro-Ball Sucking Lobby is already building a commanding lead. If we get a two thirds majority we could demand a constitutional amendment. I have no idea what any of that means, but it make the pulse race doesn't it?

You are still their "Little Girl." They love you. How long do you have to endure this injustice?

Spend time with him. Make him feel special in small ways. And he'll want to make you feel special too. Reinforce the idea that he is the most important thing in your life.

Brother Pig here. All in favor of more Boys licking more cum dripping off the Girls' lovely breasts or dribbling out of their beautiful pussies raise your trotters now. OK I count about 10,000.....oh one more at the back...10,001. All those too squeamish to eat sticky, icky, slimy, cum because well....just because....I can't even touch the sticky side of Scotch tape........raise your trotters now. 5.....oh you were just scratch your ear. 4 then. OK then. Thanks every one. Oh, next week's referendum is another good one. "Ball Sucking: Outrageously exciting or You want Me To Put What In My Mouth?" Until next week, Oink, Oink!

Oh Help Me. I'm sure you can. I'm good for about 3 tablespoons worth on the chest if that helps set the mood right.

And so are you. PURRRRRR!

I'm also a member of the Masonic Brotherhood of Pigs. Darling M: I've been thinking about cum dripping down your tits all evening. You must stop blurting things like that out. With great power comes great responsibility. That was reckless........unimaginably, wonderfully reckless. What am I saying.? You say whatever you want honey. Don't let the pigs hold you back. Caio, D

Please tell me you have a husky voice like Lauren Becall. I'm just imagining you saying "Love a man who is not squeamish about cum......." out loud as you look me with a twinkle in your eye. I can dream can't I? Dreams can't hurt you.....much.

Today you start to get over it. It turns her on......Big Time. Didn't you get the memo? In fact, before you do it, you should talk to her about the fact that you are going to lick your own cum off her chest or out her pussy. She'll have a seizure her orgasm will be so good if you get that idea rolling around her head while you make love.

Professor, I am aghast.......in a really, really, naughty, good way. We need to make sure you feel powerful more often. "Reward!" Perfect. Exactly. "Power!" You bet. Girls if you have sufficient sexual skills that you can induce and control a man's orgasm then the least we Boys can do is salute you in the only way we know how at such moments. We cum on you. In our Mars subculture, this is considered a great honor not to be bestowed lightly upon just any sexual partner. Oh no, not the"Womens' Uproar Movement." Maybe we are pigs. Happy pigs, that can enjoy a bit of fun and not get upset about 3 (4 tops) tablespoons of seminal fluid. When she is sitting on my face I don't think "well gosh this is sort of compromising. What does this say about my status as a man. Am I being subjugated again my will?" No I'm thinking "I hope she cums so much and so hard from the wonderful things I plan to do with my tongue that her love juice fills my mouth, nostrils and ears. And if she does, I'm going to just lie here and wait for it to soak into my skin. Yum!" But maybe I'm odd. Regards, D Chairman & CEO Rutting Pigs International, Inc.

Darling M. Sorry to contradict. Kinda, sorta, but not quite. Its a turn on for most men to shoot on her face or in her mouth because IT'S SO FUCKING NAUGHTY! Suppose your HS Health teacher says "Guys, perfectly acceptable to ejaculate your semen either into you partner's mouth or onto her face. However, do give adequate warning that you are about to release & try not to get it in her eyes, especially if she wears contacts lens" Yeah, then it would be as arousing as flossing. OK, OK, Darling M is more than kinda right. It does look cool too.

No I'm "old school." I cum in her pussy and then give her an orgasm while I lick it out. For God sake be civilized. Just yanking chain. Your wife would have loved it. Her eyes would have been wide as saucers watching her man do that. Do it next time. Report back your findings.

And the Golden Woody goes to Ms. L for best performance in a costume drama.

Don't let this happen. You've been married for 10 years. You both need reminding more than ever that you adore each other. That feeling needs to get nurtured like a plant....every day. If you don't give it regular sun & water, and keep the weeds away, it wilts......and eventually dies. You don't want that do you? There's nothing to discuss really. You don't need to sit down and have some heavy, agonizing, hand-wringing conversation about "where did the sex go.". He wants to feel like he's your number one priority, right? And you want that feeling too, right? Then start showing it. Be home early enough so that you can make dinner together and chit chat about nothing and anything....except work (unless work is upsetting you then go ahead and talk about it). Do not fill every weekend with social engagements. Instead, just hang out together. And I don't mean sitting in the dark at the movies. I mean just being together at home playing backgammon, or sitting on the porch on a sunny day sharing a funny story or talking about a book you are really into. You want to be really, really close friends again. Make sense? He'll never say it (not voluntarily), but he wants that too. Men die at the thought of articulating this stuff. But we have these feeling too. Being romantic does not have to be a big, almighty deal. For you two, it may be as simple as having cocoa and roasting marshmallows while you watch "Gray's Anatomy" every Thursday. Or he buys you a single rose every Friday for you to enjoy over the weekend. Some small gesture that you can look forward to that makes you feel cherished. Its actually the small things we do for each other on a daily basis that keep our hearts connected. Don't you think? Do not have some big heavy discussion about sexual dissatisfaction. You want your sexual needs and desires fulfilled? Describe a fantasy you have had that involves him. Something super hot that you think he would get into. One that is so hot that you wanted to self-satisfy thinking about. Something like giving him a BJ while he's driving the car. Or masturbating while having hot, phone sex with him. Or imagining his body is covered in lube and you just want to rub yourself all over him. Something that tells him his shy-awkward-wife has a wanton-inner-vixen" now more than ever...even after 10 years. That will get his attention......in a very, very good way. If he has a pulse & one iota of imagination, he'll be inclined to let you make those a reality. You just have to overcome your shyness once.......every day. Just like you, he wants to feel sexually desirable. So tell him loud and proud why he still floats your boat. Good luck, D

Darling M, I'm ecstatic that you enjoyed it so much. As you know, I worship the ground you recline on. But help! If I spend to much time dwelling on your self-pleasuring in front of me, I may have an involuntary emission. What if you sat on that intelligent man's lap, while he ran his finger tips from the back of your neck, along the curves of your spine, and down to the silky skin at your derriere, while he also pressed his warm lips to your ear, and whispered to you tales of wanton, sensual, erotica? Wouldn't that get you even more aroused? Just a thought. D

Really? But it was boring Married Sex. Flawless? Gosh, that good! So glad you enjoyed it. I like to think I'm a true craftsman, if a smutty one. Now what flawless thing could I write about next week? You'll have to wait. Its secret. Yeah I know I'm tease.

TY 2 U2. Why not tell us all about how you needed that?

Jeepers. I'm blushing with pride here. You guys are so sweet

Given what you said about Cream Pies, you must have thought I was eaves dropping. Check out "Sad Face" and "Franny and Belle" also in the Sexy Stories section. Those were well received too. Thank you for your encouraging words. And welcome to our sensual little corner of cyberspace.

Oh Honey! You startled me. What am I doing? How embarrassing. You caught me. Well....I couldn't sleep. Been feeling horny for the last 2 hours. So I came down here to deal with it rather than wake you up. I know you had a long day. Didn't want to bother you. I was just going to have a Manual Quickie and then right back to bed. Promise. Sorry. Do you hate me? Why did I come in here? Oh God. You are going to think I'm a complete psycho. Here goes. I've always been curious to see what I looked like when I had Alone Time. So I wanted to watch myself looking in the full length mirror here. Do you think I'm weird. Yes? Thanks a bunch. Show you? Stop it. I'm already feeling bad. You're serious. You sure? OK, well I was just getting started. You are totally sure about this? You want to watch me jerk myself off? Right here, right now? OK sit down and enjoy the show. What do I do? Well as you can see I kneel the same way I do when we fuck....I mean when we make beautiful love with violin music playing in the background and scented candles burning, and we are connecting as soul mates.....Oh good, I love when I make you laugh. So I kneel, and I just imagine thinks you would do to me while I begin to stroke my thighs, and belly, and behind. Yeah, guys do that too. You didn't get the memo? Yeah, we tease ourselves a bit before we start to squeeze our little soldier. Wow look how wide open your eyes are. You're liking this aren't you. Who knew? So you dig having your guy stroke himself while you watch? Yeah. What about if I stroke my balls too? Loving that too? OK I'll keep going then. Wow I always dreaded being caught like this by you. Now I wish I had been caught ages ago. You sure you are cool with this? Good, because I can't really stop now. Look how big the Private got. By the way, feel free to "express yourself" too. Be fun to have some visual stimulation reflected in the mirror. YEAH JUST LIKE THAT. GOD DAMN. Your finger is all the way in......Fuck.....and I love when you spread your beautiful legs like that. Look at your gorgeous thighs. Oh man. Play with you clit for me too. FUCK! That looks so hot. Look how big you made my dick. Fucking hard as wood. JESUS! two fingers in this time? Oh God Help Me! It looks like you are grabbing your whole pussy. Oh Honey you should see how good it looks. Oh yeah you can. Does it make you hot to see yourself? Kind of fun, huh. We have a new game. Honey, I love putting on the show for you, but I want you in the worst way. How about I get the cushions from the couch and make it nice and comfy down here for you by the mirror? Yeah, I know you want a piece of me. And I'm going to give it to you...and then some. There. How's that. Perfect. Oh wow, look at us together. Does it excite you to see how sensual our bodies look together? I know seeing your gorgeous body entwined with mine drives me almost insane. You read my mind. Of course, I'm going to tease you. Don't I always? Do you love it when I kneel between your legs, and place your divine legs over my strong thighs? I get real close to you so that you can feel the heat from my pelvis. And I know you love feeling my hard cock pushed up against the outside of your pussy. Achingly close, but not quite in your grasp. I love to lean down and hold your delicate head in my hands. You always look so eager for me to kiss you. Like you are hungry for me. Here have a slow, gentle, kiss. Mmmmm your lips are so soft. I like to turn your head to one side in my hands to expose your sensual neck. Can you see my lips suck on your ear lobe in the mirror? How about now when I'm kissing your neck? I'm going to slide my hands down to your back. Want to know why? So I can draw your beautiful breasts closer to me. Do you like when I gently flick each nipple with my tongue? Oooh you flinched. You definitely flinched. Does that mean "more please?" I'll slide my hands around to your breasts and hold each one in my warm hands. Do you like when I engulf each nipple one at a time with my lips like this? I don't think you can see that in the mirror. Your eyes are closed and your arms are tightly wrapped around my head. Its OK. Grab my hair if you need to. I can take it. I love to take it. Play with your pussy? I thought you'd never ask. I think you like it when I take my finger tips and stroke you agonizingly slowly, starting from your nipples, across your belly, either side of your mound, and along your inner thighs. Oh my, there is that flinch again. Honey are you biting your finger? Does it feel that good? You want to see me do more as you watch me in the mirror? I know what you want. Yeah you know. When I take my finger tips and gently push your pussy lips together, so that they stroke against each other. Yeah, I can feel them get fuller and softer. Shall I also use my right thumb to chase your clit around and around? Yes? Are you ready honey. Look in the mirror. Watch my finger tips. You flinched again. Cool. And I love to feel your thighs baring down on my waist. Wait. What is that intoxicating scent? You're that wet for me? Outrageous! Put my fingers in? Are you kidding? Look at me. I'm as hard as a rock for you. Touch it. Gone on. Hold it in your hand. Doesn't it feel good in your hand. But wouldn't it feel better sliding into your pussy? Yeah I thought so. Put the tip in and tease me a little. Oh God, I could watch you do that with your hips all day. Look honey. Look how gorgeous my cock looks going into your beautiful pussy. Do that again with your hips. Wow, just a little bit more of me went into you didn't it. It slides in so easily. Are you squeezing my cock with your pussy? Feels awesome. Just about all of me is in you now. God, you made me so hard I feel it could shatter inside you. Are you watching yourself fuck me in the mirror. Do you think you look beautiful doing it. I do. God Damn, I'm helpless. You whip your hips this way and that and it makes your pussy stroke my cock in the most perfect way. Honey, feel my balls. They're so tight. Oh my God. You were too good. You're going to make me cum. I'm not kidding. You got me so excited with your gorgeous body and your sexy pussy, I'm ready to fill you up. Are you ready? You know its coming don't you. You want it? All of it? Do you like to be filled? Oh God I've got to cum. My balls ache so bad for you. Here it is. Here's all my cum. I'm giving it all to you. Oh God my cock hurts it feels so good. Fuck me with your pussy. Like that, yes. You are so hot. I always want your pussy. Fuck, feel my heart. You made it pound like that. You and your magic. Oh God I'm completely depleted. I gave you every drop. Sorceress! Phew! That was fantastic. Yes, you are a sex goddess. Proud of yourself? Wait. Let me catch my breath. Just a minute. Fuck, you always make me cum so hard. How do you do that? I could start my own sperm bank with that initial deposit. Pig? You say that like its a bad thing. Love when you laugh. OK now you get your treat. Yes I know what you want now. You want my tongue. Do you ever get tired of it? No? I never get tired of licking your pussy. Does it make you hot to see your pussy being licked by me in the mirror? Yeah I bet it does. Oh yum, some of the cum cocktail is starting to come out. Look at you? Are you watching the cum dribble out onto my tongue? You are? You are fascinated aren't you? Look at Kinky Barbie stare at my tongue. That blows your mind doesn't it? There is a guy between your legs and he has his own cum on his face and lips and in his mouth. And he is happy about it. You dig that. Look at your face. "Shy, Good As Gold Bunny" my ass. You are Wicked, Wild, Eat-Your-Cum-Out-of-Me Bunny" now? God I love doing this. Grab my hair. You heard me. Grab it. Now grind yourself into my face. Just rub yourself on me. Do it. NOW! Did you feel my tongue go into you. Pretty hot huh? And you taste sensational. But that's not enough is it? Honey you look like you are in pain. Is it an achy pain? Is it a Lick My Fucking Clit pain? I'm sorry. I shouldn't make you wait so long. Come here. Does that feel better when I press your clit with the tip of my tongue. Oh good. But you want something else too. Did you think I forgot? Never. I know what you need. I know you crave my finger tip on your G-spot. I was getting there. Don't rush so. Oh Jesus, licking back and forth across your clit is so awesome. Promise me you will always let me do this. OK Sweetie, look in the mirror. Do you see it? Can you see my finger tip starting to go in you? Yeah, right there just below my face with the tongue on your clit. WOW! DID YOU JUST BUCKED AGAINST ME? Look how tense your thighs are. Your tummy too. Too intense or keep going? OK. Found it. The "little darling" is right there. That beautiful rough spot. I'm circling it with my finger tip. Oh you're going crazy aren't you? Wow, I can feel you pussy squeeze my finger. Do you think you can keep your eyes open long enough to watch yourself cum. Try. Please. You can look at my big eyes if you like. They are starring right back at you. Oh that got you didn't it? My eyes starring back at you. Always does. Did I make you want to cum? Just nod. I did? Good. Your face. It looks like you are going to cry. Oh Honey its OK. Release. Cum on my tongue. Yeah baby cum for me. Can you feel me rub Gigi? Kills doesn't it? So why wait? Cum for me. I want to feel your body shake. Yeah I'll hold you down with my strong arms. That make it feel better? You like to feel powerless? You want to be controlled? Yeah? Do I own you? Is your pussy mine? Do I make you want to cum screaming in my mouth? Then do it. Now. Just let go. Release. Yes Honey. That's it. I want all of it. Oh you taste so fucking good. I can barely hold on, you're cumming so hard. I'm drowning. Its just pouring on my tongue. Yeah, ride it out. Squeeze my head with your thighs. Wrap your legs around my neck. I know you need to bare down on something. Be my guest. I love that feeling of being enveloped after I lick you. Yes, I'll hold you until you come back to earth. I always do don't I? Oh I love that quiet after the storm. There is that beautiful, post-orgasmic flush on your chest. You are so completely still as you are finally able to relax your body after holding it tight against mine for so long. You are limp. You are spent. You are satisfied. You are content. Thank you for sharing yourself with me. I'll cherish you always.....And next time don't wait so long before interrupting me. HA!

Why thank you. I put my heart and soul into it. Check "Sexy Stories" again soon. I have one that is almost ready for Prime Time. Meanwhile, see if you like the "Sad Face" piece.