whiskeywoman

Well, I for one am not paying that kind of money for doing kegals. And I dont have anyone to help me do them either.

If this has already been posted, I apologize. I saw a reply to something I had written in another topic that made me think. (Yeah I know, break out the fire extinguishers) What is the longest time you have gone without having sex? No, self sex and blow up toys/animals do not count. Before my visit, it had been 3 years. It will probably be another 3 years Before I do it again.

temprature

That is really scary, because I know of only a few powder substances that can begin to immediatly burn the skin, none of wich are very pretty. I think a trip to the ER would be in order, and I pray she did not inhale any of the powder. For chemical burns, flushing the affected area with lots and lots of water is good, as is vinegar. I wish I knew exactly what it was, if we knew that, I could easily pull up an MSDS for it. Please keep us informed, and I wish her a quick recovery.

uh non existant....... well, ok, well say anniversary sex, maybe MAYBE 3 times a year, thats if I am really REALLY lucky

This has happened to me a couple of times. 1st time, back home, at my ex MIL's house, My BIL brewed up a pot, I grabed a cup, saw the sugar bowl on the counter, added a couple of spoons to my cup, took a big ole swallow and spit it out. My MIL and BIL were both laughing their asses off at me the whole time. She stopped laughing long enough to scold him for not warning me that it was the salt bowl that soeone forgot to put up. the last time it happened, A couple of months ago, the girls had just watched Rattatoullie, and added a full pound of salt to my baking container, with 10 lbs of fresh sugar in it. I got the last laugh though, I didnt dump it out right away, I was going to ask them about it. They got up, made their breakfast and used a bunch of thier sugar mix onto their cereal. They know the rules, that if you take it, you eat it, so they had to eat their cereal with that stuff on it. that was punishment enough for them.

hygine

This was mine, 1970 Dodge Challanger. I used to love spending my weekends working on it.

Physically... I love seeing a guy in snug jeans, a tshirt, boots and a cowboy hat, YUMMY. I love guys with long hair, nothing better then running my fingers through long hair. Emotionally? someone who is not gonna be a sissy, and can stand by my side without getting scared when I grab a wrench or flinch when I let out a stream of curses. intelectually? someone with some sort of a smidegon of common sense and who has some sort of semblance of a sense of humor. If they just give me that stone cold look when I crack a joke, I usually turn around and leave at that point.

I found this online and just started cracking up! I certainly hope this didn't hapen when Company was around!

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Rooster

Welcome to TT. Feel free to ask questions, post jokes etc. We don't bite around here, unless your into that sorta thing....

Lavander

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Quote: Today the New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend. Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street. Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth. The spa is essentially a gussied-up examination room down the hall from Dr. Romanzi's medical practice. At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam -- in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong. Dr. Romanzi likes to call the vaginal workouts she prescribes "personal training." Clients could also use an in-office electrostimulation machine to improve pelvic muscle tone or buy a device for home use. Dr. Romanzi said that such treatments are intended to improve bladder control; she said pelvic training may also lead to more intense orgasms. Further proving that she has perfected the art of the soundbite, Dr. Romanzi goes on to say: "If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these," she said. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness." and "The outer layer can become almost scrotal, very wrinkly and lax," Dr. Romanzi said. Keep reading. Phit's website lists their services as follows: Vaginal Rejuvenation: Kegel Phitness Do-It-Yourself Baby Boot Camp Inner StrengthPersonal Trainer The "Other" Face Lift Lazy Susan Core Restore Lip Sync Skin Rejuvenation: Refirme Skin Tightening Matrix IR Wrinkle Reduction Velashape Body Recountouring Elose Laser Hair Removal Velasmooth Cellulite Treatment Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion Optimal Skin Care Regimens What do you think of the vagina spa? Is it offensive or do you totally want an appointment? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/03/v...e_n_110742.html Here is a link for the spa: http://www.theperfectphit.com/

antelope

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And you and hubby didn't break out the firehose to get your point across?? Damn girl your slippin.. LOL J/K hun. But seriously, I know that must have been frustrating as hell. And you showed an incredible ammount of restraint, cause I kow if it had been me, I would have gone and had a nice lil "chat" yeah, a chat, thats it.. with them. You and hubby both deserve a pat on the back for not "chating" with them. You have to admit though, them destroying heir own stuff is kinda funny.

my secret fling was about 11 years ago. I met this guy through a friend of mine, he told my friend that he was interested in me, and wanted to go out. So, I agreed, and we went to pick the guys up. the minute he walked out, it was instant chemistry. we wound up trying to play a game of pool, but we were so busy touching each other and trying to fight raping each other, that we finally said screw it and snuck off to a corner of the bar to make out. I spent the night at his house, we wound up having some of the hottest sex ever. After that, he would come stay the night at my house, we would go at it like 3 or 4 times a night. we lost touch when he moved. I have tried several times to find him without much luck. I would like him to meet his daughter.