Members ilovebabyjada Posted June 2, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikerunning shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as arepresentative of the weight loss company.The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffingand puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girlshows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth dayhe weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothingbut Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If youcatch me you can have me."Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellentshape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it'sdefinitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days,the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighshimself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 poundprogram."Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our mostrigorous program.""Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years."The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds thishuge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink runningshoes and a sign around his neck that read:,"I'm Ronald. If I catch you, you're mine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted June 3, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 oh boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zimmersdreamer Posted June 4, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 thats what he gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katiegirl Posted December 17, 2010 Members Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 LOL that's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 18, 2010 Members Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 That was so fun. Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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