Funny/stupid/outrageous Sex Laws In Your State

[Tyger]

Like, I just found out, here in TX, that if caught, I could be fined for indecency for having more than 6 sex toys. To have more "legally" I would have to get a seller's license!!

I'm going to see if I can find more!

[nosleepnmesa]

LOL you got to be joking. How the heck would they ever find out, I think that is highly outragous. Some stupid laws the have out there, well since I own 30+ guess I better never move to TX. Hehe I think I would have to buy more to. I wonder if it would be a misdermenor or a felony for 30+ toys LOL and what would the judge say? hehe I have to say that gave me a good laugh this morning

[Mikayla1]

Many of these odd laws were put into effect so long ago that no one knows or cares that they exist. Most of the time they are public decency laws (no sex with animals, sexual product laws, poligamy laws) and the state doesn't spend the time or money to repeal the law because they aren't going to spend the time nor money to prosecute the crime.

Here is one of my favorites in Illinois:

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Well hell, I would have been OK with the first bf, but after that I would have spent a LOT of time in jail!

Another states that it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day! OK, so if I go honeymooning somewhere outdoorsy, I would have to remember that!

Dumb ass people!

Mikayla

[sexynshyrissa]

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

[whiskeywoman]

There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. ( this is just wrong on so many levels)

In Michigan It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

You can not have 3 women living in the same house otherwise it is considered a brothel.

[Tyger]

:lol: OK, here are some that I found!!

*in TEXAS: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. (I'm in trouble! Mikalya1 would be shot, or exorcised!! LOL-luv ya Mik)

*In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

*It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

*In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

*No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

*Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you, or holding you in his arms.

* In NYC, A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

*Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

*In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

*An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

*In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

*However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

*It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car in investigate.

*Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

*Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

*In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

*A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

*Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

*No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed!

[nosleepnmesa]

Woohooo!!! I am save. Since I live in Arizona I know now why I sweat to death every summer LOL.

This laws sound like people who need to have a better sex life. No wonder people are so closed up when it comes to sex or sex talk.