Members Kace Posted April 11, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 I credit Monty Python for this one: Wankel Rotary Engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted April 14, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 . . . Wankel Rotary EngineTerribly embarrassing . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted April 14, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Responding to my kid who was complaining about a piece of pie that didn't look good (and really, it was food pie, not that other kind of pie. And I wasn't trying to be a perve with what I said to him):"You don't have to drive it, you just have to eat it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 14, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 He got it up ~ it's beautiful........(speaking about window treatments ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted April 30, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 "Keep your ham in the kitchen!"(Telling someone in my house to stop dripping sandwich meat bits all over the house; sounded somehow chauvenistic after I said it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted July 24, 2011 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Many moons ago, "tube steak" became a popular term to mean penis amongst my friends.One day while watching The Rockford Files reruns, Rockford's old man was giving Rockford some grief about eating a hot dog for dinner. "Don't think of it as a hot dog, Dad," Rockford said, "think of it as a tube steak."(We all went "Nooooo!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 27, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 While on the Fleshlight forums, a thread was started about how many loads guys can blow in a day.My reply was this:"Somedays I might drop one load or sometimes it can be 10-12, on rare occasions, it's been as high as 18 in a day. Sometimes my loads are dry, sometimes they're wet and get all over the place. I usually drop loads 6 days a week but would go for 7 days if I could.I drive a cement mixer."LMAO!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 "We got to drill it hard, deep, and drill it fast"-oil rig talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 6, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 "We got to drill it hard, deep, and drill it fast"-oil rig talk.LOL Works for me. and I don't even drill for oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted September 8, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 How deep did you go? (talking about scuba diving ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 9, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Working for a ready mixed concrete company, our trucks carry 10 cu yards. Sometimes the jobs use all 10yards, sometimes we have some left over in the truck to bring back that wasn't needed. The following conversation brings out us drivers, inner Beavis and Butthead:Me: truck 163 to base, leaving the job.Base: Do you have anything left on?Me: Yeah, I have a yard on (say it out loud and you'll understand.) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted September 13, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 When I worked in the theatre, we used call sheets (basically each show, with everyone who worked it and when they had to be there) and each sheet was different for each show. So my boss and i got the crazy idea to fil out like 6 months worth at a shot. at the next scheduling meet people were congratulating my boss on his foward thinkig and commenting on how much work it was. He replied "Well my hand cramped up and Sue took over." While my co-workers giggled he and I just stared blankly at each other.Or duringa really high call volume rush at a call center I answer the phone fast and caught the tech on the other end off guard and unprepared, he said "I didn't expect you to come so quick!" To which I replied "That's what she said." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted September 13, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 My older sister's high school band teacher (i as like 11 when i first heard this and i stll think its sage wisdom) always said when tuning a flute "When in doubt, pull it out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 13, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 "That's what she said."LOL I finally annoyed everyone at work using this as my standard, smart assed answer and let it fade into the sunset... Now I think it's time to bring it back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 13, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 " I had the hammer down in the big hole" (Talking about having the throttle pedal down, in the top gear of one of our trucks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted November 26, 2011 Members Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I suppose this topic is as good as any for this tale . . .The wife comes home from shopping, and says she has a new doggie coat for our dog. He has short hair, so will need something warm for the colder months. She excitedly says, "It even has a hole for the thing," and shows me a little hole through the coat."What?" I yelp incredulously. "That'll never work.""Why not?""The thing is too short and won't stick out far enough. It'll just make a mess. And it'll never stay sticking out for very long."She looks at me blankly."Look," I say, "if I ran around with my pecker sticking out my fly, it wouldn't stay that way for very long; it would pull back in."Now she gives me a critical look and says, "It's for the leash, dummy, not his pecker. But your a guy; I should have known when you heard 'thing' that you'd think 'penis.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted November 27, 2011 Members Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 I suppose this topic is as good as any for this tale . . .The wife comes home from shopping, and says she has a new doggie coat for our dog. He has short hair, so will need something warm for the colder months. She excitedly says, "It even has a hole for the thing," and shows me a little hole through the coat."What?" I yelp incredulously. "That'll never work.""Why not?""The thing is too short and won't stick out far enough. It'll just make a mess. And it'll never stay sticking out for very long."She looks at me blankly."Look," I say, "if I ran around with my pecker sticking out my fly, it wouldn't stay that way for very long; it would pull back in."Now she gives me a critical look and says, "It's for the leash, dummy, not his pecker. But your a guy; I should have known when you heard 'thing' that you'd think 'penis.' "Funny, Square! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted December 14, 2011 Members Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Old one, but I still like.Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted December 29, 2011 Members Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 "Mine is an inch and a half across . . . yours is two and a half inches? Wow, that's big . . ."Wife on the phone with her friend, talking curling iron barrel sizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted December 29, 2011 Members Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 "Get In, I'll Drive You Home"My GF told me as she picked me up at the airport, though she knew exactly what she was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted July 4, 2012 Members Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 "Get your nose out of her ass!"Yelling at my dog for pestering the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Are you sure it will fit?Can be asked for many different reasons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted July 6, 2012 Members Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Suck on it for a while; it should soften up."(and I wasn't talking about a penis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted July 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 "The last swallow is always a little bitter."(regarding a certain kind of beer.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted February 2, 2013 Members Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 "You like it in the back."Discussing where to sit in the auditorium for a school concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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