Tyger Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 OK, one of the guys from work & I are "computer geeks" so to speak. And we laugh at how the most innocent computer tech can be turned naughty. For example: I needed to find the female end to put into the slot. So, what everyday terms/sayings have you heard or can think of that can be misconstrued to being naughty? Use one term per reply & let's see how many we can get!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 "Fill 'er up?" "Oh, sure, yes please!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted December 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 You're ball joints need greasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted December 31, 2010 Review Team Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 This is kind of obvious, but a family member said it the other day and I snickered:"It melts in your mouth, not in your hands." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted January 1, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 This is kind of obvious, but a family member said it the other day and I snickered:"It melts in your mouth, not in your hands."Let me drive you home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 (For golf) I need to find my bigger driver....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted January 1, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 I've got a ton from dance hahaha. I'm drawing a blank right now, probably all the cold meds. My favorite is always, "Don't grip the barre too tightly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted January 3, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (after a fender bender) Got rear-ended last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted January 3, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 I once had a co-worker ask me "When do you think you'll be getting off today?"and I replied, "as soon as I get home and put batteries in my BOB!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted January 3, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 When I worked for the law firm, I got to know the judges quite well. One of our clients asked about the particular judge we were standing in front of, and I whispered, "He's one hard judge" - and she about peed her pants. I had to think about it a bit before I figured out why she was laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 6, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 open wide.....Dentist apt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 6, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 In prompting the dental hygienist for suction the dentist stated "It very wet in here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted January 7, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Help yourself to a piece (of cake or pie, or lays-on-ya -- I mean lasagne). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted January 16, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Help yourself to a piece (of cake or pie, or lays-on-ya -- I mean lasagne).I stand firm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thurisas Posted January 16, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 We were talking about taking on mentees the other day at work and one of the girls in the meeting was having troubles thinking of someone. Suggestions were made for people and finally she said to one suggestion "Ooh! Her, I'll do her!!"Randy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted January 17, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 We were talking about taking on mentees the other day at work and one of the girls in the meeting was having troubles thinking of someone. Suggestions were made for people and finally she said to one suggestion "Ooh! Her, I'll do her!!"Randy.Who will be the lucky person to man the first probe to Uranus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Pretty much anything to do with computers or golf!! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 18, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 "You're turn to put out"(I said that when playing a game with some friends ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted January 20, 2011 Members Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 In the electrical and hydraulics worlds, there are various male and female connectors and fittings, and nipples as well. I think these terms are so common, that no one seems phased at them having sexual connotations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 While sitting in the car the other day, hubby was getting mad at this slow driver. He yells out "Give it to her! Give it to her! Punch it hard!" I almost died laughing. He took a few minutes to click to it!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T0920K Posted March 30, 2011 Members Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Another golf term..... It's in the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 "Well that really blows." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted April 9, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 "Well that really blows."We should take the whole staff and mount a firm offensive at our submissive opponents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted April 9, 2011 Members Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I was sitting near a soda (pop) vending machine, and someone was having trouble with it accepting her dollar bill. She then realized it had to go in face up, and muttered, "Oh, you want it THIS way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 LOL Another soda machine story! I caught myself one day, getting frustrated with one, and kept muttering, "C'mon! You KNOW you wanna take it!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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