Members notacougar Posted August 3, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I misread this on my FB feed;Big, giant asshopper outside on my patio. I want to go out but I am too afraid. So stuck in the house until Chris gets home. I hate these things, why are they so bad this year?supposed to be grasshopper....I think I have been spending too much time reading TT stories LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted August 3, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 LOL - grasshopper makes sense, not sure if one should really be afraid of an asshopper - that could be fun!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notacougar Posted August 3, 2011 Author Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 LOL - grasshopper makes sense, not sure if one should really be afraid of an asshopper - that could be fun!!! I wonder if anyone will take the bait here and run off with this whole asshopper idea and make a story for us to read?Hmmmm... maybe a few would take the bait, or maybe many would take the bait and maybe soon we would have so many asshoppers swarming and twitching around on tt that it would rival a Biblical plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Oh, the visual!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 27, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Being an Asshopper from way back, I can honestly say, I've never had someone stay indoors and afraid of my asshopper skills. lolFunny how just a word or even a few letters can screw up a statement into something completely different.While IM'ing with my GF, I told her how badly I'd love to be licking her wetness, and I wanted to cum hard in my mouth. The key word missing was HER cumming hard into my mouth. OMG We still laugh our asses off at that one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted August 30, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Being an Asshopper from way back, I can honestly say, I've never had someone stay indoors and afraid of my asshopper skills. lolFunny how just a word or even a few letters can screw up a statement into something completely different.While IM'ing with my GF, I told her how badly I'd love to be licking her wetness, and I wanted to cum hard in my mouth. The key word missing was HER cumming hard into my mouth. OMG We still laugh our asses off at that one!!If YOU manage to cum in your mouth, please take photos and share! Hehee! Hey, I have seen those sites, there are some men who can do that! Impressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 31, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 If YOU manage to cum in your mouth, please take photos and share! Hehee! Hey, I have seen those sites, there are some men who can do that! Impressive!LOL I'll send you the video. Fortunately for me though, I've never been one of those "shootin' for the stars" type of guys. I think I've got some on my upper chest/ neck area once from a hand job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted August 31, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 LOL I'll send you the video. Fortunately for me though, I've never been one of those "shootin' for the stars" type of guys. I think I've got some on my upper chest/ neck area once from a hand job. It is good to have goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 1, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 It is good to have goals. First, I'll need an assistant to volunteer. anyone? Anyone? Bueller? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 9, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 First, I'll need an assistant to volunteer. anyone? Anyone? Bueller? lolAnd just what would be required of this assistant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 9, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 And just what would be required of this assistant? Well, an open mind, goal oriented and an over achiever is a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 19, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Well, an open mind, goal oriented and an over achiever is a good start. YAY! So far it seems I am very qualified for this ... job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 19, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 YAY! So far it seems I am very qualified for this ... job! Please send your *ahem ... resume to me ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 21, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Please send your *ahem ... resume to me ASAP. Before I do, I think I should know the ... benefits of this ... job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 21, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Before I do, I think I should know the ... benefits of this ... job. The ummm benefits are only limited by your imagination.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 21, 2011 Review Team Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 The ummm benefits are only limited by your imagination..Ooooh, me likey that answer since I do have a very active imagination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted September 22, 2011 Members Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Ooooh, me likey that answer since I do have a very active imagination!That makes two of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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