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Choose your birth month and day to get the subject of your bulletin post!

JAN. - make love to me

FEB. - call me a slut

MAR. - spank my ass

APR. - suck my dick

MAY- shut up and kiss me

JUN.- I'm a sex freak

JUL.- I'm a freak

AUG.- I wanna fuck

SEPT.- Im so fucking horny

OCT.-Cuddle with me

NOV.- I want to make out

DEC.-Let's fuck harder

pick your day of birth --

1-on the couch

2-in the kitchen

3-in the car

4-in your parents bed

5-in the morning

6-at the movies

7-because i love you and always will.

8-when you're horny

9-in my bed

10-at skool

11-right now

12-becaus i am am drag queen

13-under the stars

14-at a wild party

15- after I brush my teeth

16- on the washing machine

17-on the teachers desk

18- in the shower

19-when im sweaty

20-everyday!!!

21-right here, right now

22-on the kitchen table

23-on the couch

24-while watching porn

25-all night

26-at the library

27-while watching TV

28-while I'm asleep

29-everynite on ma bed all nite long

30-all night

31-whenever u have time

(Mine is May 16th)

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My husband is:

Call Me A Slut On The Couch!!!

Which is pretty accurate, since we do a lot of fooling around on the couch.

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I'm a freak everywhere on my bed all night long.

Hmmm.....

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Oh, this was so perfect!! :) Mine was I'm a freak on the teacher's desk. Which wasn't really me, except the freak part. :) Although, I'm sure I'm more mellow than some. :) But my fiancee was perfect. :) It was shut up and kiss me at the library. How funny. That's totally his attitude and I work at the library. :) This was fun. It's really fun to think of the birthdays of people I know and what it says about them :) I just about fell out of my chair laughing. :)

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well well well iam just as it says i am a FREAK in bed

july 9th

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How lame is mine:

"Shut up and kiss me on the couch" it isn't that I can't work with that, but you know???

May 23rd.

Mikayla

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:lol: I am so fucking horney in the kitchen!! Sept 2! Well that almost discribes me since I am always horney.

Now I have to admit this does sound like my hubby. I wanna fuck under the stars!!! August 13. Sounds like a match made in heaven. I am always horney and he wants to fuck.

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LOL Howard!!!

Me and Mikayla's are the lamest ones I think. I think mine's the worst....unless we're talkin' spin cycle! :P

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