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I saw that some of you posted jokes from time to time, and I read one today that I thought I'd share.

Two whales are on a date. While they're swimming around they spot a fishing boat. The guy whale says, "Hey, let's go swim under that boat, then blow water out our blowholes as hard as we can and see what happens!"

The girl whale is kind of reluctant, but he talks her into it. Sure enough, they manage to capsize the boat, and all the poor sailors end up in the water. They start to swim away, and the guy whale says, "Hey, I have another idea. Let's go back and eat some of those sailors!"

The girl whale huffs and says, "Now, look here, buddy. I agreed to the blowjob, but I am NOT swallowing any sea-men!"

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Very cute!!

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