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These are supposed to be real ads. Think they are just great!

8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...

Mother, AKC German Shepherd

Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat ... Been out a while.

Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK

$300 hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.

Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes

Excellent condition

$1,000 or best offer

No longer needed, got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

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Thats too funny, its almost as bad as my list of real 911 calls. The things people come up with. Thanks for the laugh.

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I loved these!! I have a list somewhere of Tech Support calls too. Some people!! LOL

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