3 Handsome Dogs

[Tyger]

Three handsome male dogs were walking down the street when they saw a

beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fell all over themselves in an effort to be the one

to reach her first but ended up arriving in front of her at the same

time.

The males were speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves

and hoping for just a glance from her.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she

decided to be kind and said, "The first one of you who can use the words

'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence

can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab spoke up quickly and said, "I love liver

and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the lovely Poodle. "That shows no imagination

or intelligence, whatsoever."

Turning to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever, she asked, "How well can

you do?"

"Um I HATE liver and cheese," blurted the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as

pitiful as what the Lab said."

She then turned to the last of the three dogs and asked, "How about you,

little guy?"

The last of the three: tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, was

the Taco Bell Chihuahua ..

He gave her a smile and a sly wink, then turned to the Golden Retriever

and the Lab and said. . .

"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

[jesso]

eh te gusto!

[krisleightate]

LMFAO That was too funny

[nurse_trula]

Heeheehee!!! I gotta remember that one! It's too cute!