Members its1013 Posted February 10, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 If you could piece together THE perfect man or woman, what would their components be made of? J-Lo's butt, Pam Anderson's ta ta's, Rob Lowe's face. Let's talk about intellect and talent, too. Would your ideal woman have the mindful prowess of Tori Amos or the pipes of any of Il Divo if he were a man?I'll go first. Jump in and let's have some fun.My dream man would be 6' tall, have the musical talent of Keith Richards, the comedic delivery of Ron White, the eyes of Rob Lowe, smile like Mel Gibson, walk like Clint Eastwood from Dirty Harry, young Paul Newman sexual energy, the bank account of Bill Gates, sing like George Strait, muscles like Christian Bale, Robert Redford's hair, read me stories with a Joseph Cotton voice, abs along with that sexy little Andrew Dan-Jumbo British accent, look at me like I know Christopher Meloni is looking at me thru the TV - he is, honest - I BELIEVE this - so hot, hmmph - ok, now I'm back, must love animals, be handy around the house and have an ass like my contractor!PHEW! mamma needs a shower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_d Posted February 10, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 for kicks and giggles I will give this a shot, and make it short.Diane Lanes hair, and class (that woman still gets me hot), My wife's rear---amazing!!-- Kelly Clarkson's singing voice, Salma Hayek's Breasts, Jenna Jameson's sex drive and attitude.I found this person in my wife to be honest, sure we might not screw like porn stars every night, but that's cuz we aren't living in our own home! We painted last night and I am off to work again, when I get done, it's back to painting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Antonio Banderas, minus his wife! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted February 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Ok...let's try this...hmmmI would have Clinton Kelly's height...6'1ish. Tyson Beckford's abs, =], Richard Guere's singing voice and dancing, Wayne Brady's comedy/sense of humor, John Cusack's personality, George Clooney's face/hair oooh la la la. lol. and Matthew Mconahey (sp.)'s sex drive. David Beckham's atheltic physique and skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Antonio Banderas - HOLA! He is the whole package right? mamma needs a shower again!sexualpeak, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 educate an illiterate from the south. what is IMHO? You know, 6th grade education . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 IMHO = in my honest opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 That woman already exists its Angelina Jolie... I'm with you there! But put her and Gisselle? in a blender and it matters none where the parts come out. There are 2 perfect women!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Ok, here it goes....let me preface this by saying 'sorry honey' I still LOVE you the mostest....over 6 feet tall with smokin', dark hair that comes down a little over his deep, blue eyes. A gorgeous smile with straight, white teeth. A dusting of a 5:00 shadow and facial features that will make a woman weep.Moderately tan, toned but not overly muscular, with an ass that looks great in a pair of Levi's. A thick, long, at least 8 inch cock (circumsized), and a tongue that can put in the time during oral lovin'. Loves to be outside doing 'outdoorsy' things. Sense of adventure (in and out of the bedroom!)Intelligence that is over the average (as in, I could have a conversation with him and he would keep up!), a great sense of humor, kind hearted, sensitive yet manly, good to his mother (without being a momma's boy), loves children, hard working with great earning potential, can cook for himself and do his own laundry, appreciates a woman's figure (doesn't like the stick figure gals), romantic and giving of his emotions, not afraid to cry but 100% heterosexual without any dual feelings for the same sex!I think that about does it - and you know what, my hubby has all the 'internal' characteristics that I mentioned - he just doesn't have black hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thurisas Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 *chuckle* cute Mikayla. Just strap him down and attack him with a box of black Just For Men.Okay, here goes...Red hair, green eyes, a face with a killer smile. A body with a bit of a figure but certainly doesn't have to be thin by any means. I've grown accustomed to and am very fond of more than a handful of breast and I'd like her a little shorter than my 5'7" height and she has to have well-shaped and cared for fingernails(I know, a little odd). She has to be fun, funny, and witty. She needs to be intelligent and love the outdoors. She MUST love animals(I wouldn't trade my furry kids in for anything) and she has to be understanding of my somewhat workaholic tendencies. Most of these features are things that my wife has and I've grown accustomed to and don't think I could live without now. She even went and dyed her hair red for me at one time. Now if she would only get the green eyes.Thurisas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah.....um, he is bald - as in 'Chris Daughterty' shaved bald, so the hair color is a no go!You know what though, contacts can make anyone's eyes green!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 You know guys/gals one of the sexiest traits that I have had the luck of witnessing is steel gray eyes! The rest is up in the air really. The eyes are always what draws me aside from the voice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thurisas Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Why thank you Pappy. My eyes range from a nice soft blue to a nice steel grey depending usually on mood. Sorry though, bud, my wife has me wrapped right around her finger so you're out of luck. (In case you missed it, this was a joke save for the part about my eyes)Thurisas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well IDK about you Thur but a friend of mine brought up this very topic with me a while back. His new, very screwed up gf, has given me the nickname of Blue Eyes. He had apparently asked about this and she told him why but also asked if he had noticed my eyes. I guess there is something about us guys that we rarely if ever even look at these things in other guys. But aside from all of this, if you have the luck of having those steel gray eyes that I spoke of you are one lucky SOB!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have to agree with Thurisas! His wife is sweet AND sexy!! Gee......I wonder why the nail fetish!! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members suezq81420 Posted February 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have always said Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is God's gift to women. So I have to go with him as my all time perfect guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted March 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Well IDK about you Thur but a friend of mine brought up this very topic with me a while back. His new, very screwed up gf, has given me the nickname of Blue Eyes. He had apparently asked about this and she told him why but also asked if he had noticed my eyes. I guess there is something about us guys that we rarely if ever even look at these things in other guys. But aside from all of this, if you have the luck of having those steel gray eyes that I spoke of you are one lucky SOB!!!!!Ha! I must agree with you pappy.Steel gray eyes are amazing.I love eyes period, it's just so sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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