Tyger Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 The Why's of Men1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius)2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don't have enough time)3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don't stop to ask directions)4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls fall over their buttt-hhole and they vapor lock)(You're laughing aren't you?!?!)5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)7.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't know.....it never happened)( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted April 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 ROTF! Mom's getting this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jad20fan Posted April 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members triedntru Posted April 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 ABSOLUTELY LOVED 'EM!!!! Thank you so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted April 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 That was great. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted April 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 ROFLMFAOOMG I love these.I know a couple of women who are gonna get this LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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