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An elderly couple was sitting on their front porch swing watching the sunset.

Out of nowhere the woman swung and smacked her husband in the face.

" Woman, are you crazy? what the hell was that for?!"

She replied "Thats for 40 years of bad sex!"

about a half an hour later the man swung and smacked his wife in the face.

"You crazy old fool, what the hell was that for?" she asked

"Thats for knowing the differance!" he said

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Well those that know me here will believe it when I say there was about 4 seconds went by before I chuckled. I do understand the sentiment. BTDT. Since I don't have 40 years I don't mean to miss one blessed minute. I got a date for Saturday night.

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