Members jaxxy Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."The doctors say I will walk again, but I will aways have a limp.Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 I know a couple that this fits to a T! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 LOL...I thought this was so funny I copied and pasted it to e-mail and sent it to MANY people. Thanks for the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PanickedVanity Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 ...Shit... I'm a husband *laughs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 ahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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