Members pappyld04 Posted May 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Strange Answers From Real Students1. The future of "I give" is "I take." 2. The parts of speech are lungs and air. 3. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. 4. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. 5. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydroginis gin and water. 6. Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water. 7. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot. 8. The general direction of the Alps is straight up. 9. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it throughan aviator. 10. Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. 11. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. 12. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you siton the bottom. 13. We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk fromrayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. 14. One of the main causes of dust is janitors. 15. A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipatedauthorities. 16. One by -product of raising cattle is calves. 17. To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it dripsinto the throat. 18. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. 19. The climate is hottest next to the Creator. 20. Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings 21. The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top andplural at the bottom. 22. Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. 23. The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other. 24. In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. 25. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. 26. In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah. 27. A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted May 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 HAHASounds like some kids didn't care too much.... or had some language barrier problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Did these kids get into any school? I think not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thurisas Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 The school said my answers would be private!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted May 20, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 The message with this said that these were from somewhere in Arkansas! I think some may have been there because they were jsut being a smartass and didn't have the correct answer but then again I know there are some challenged individuals out here in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 *rofl*This is just SAD if they're supposed to be real answers, but fuuuuuuny otherwise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted May 20, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Several years ago there was one of these floating around with answers that some women have given to Child Support Enforcement agencies. I haven't been able to find it yet. Maybe one of you have seen it. It's much worse than this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 It's rather pathetic if it is true...and I do believe there are "information challenged" individuals out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I have the other one, pappy. I'll see if I can find it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted May 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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