Members vanilla_bean Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sit on my face, and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you ORALIZEWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face and let my lips embrace youI'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULYLife can be fine if we both sixty-nineIF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play'Till we're blown away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed BUT I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic And have been since before I was born And the one thing they say about Catholics is They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be a six footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on You're a Catholic the moment Dad came Because... Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay For each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood Hindu, Taoist, Mormon Spill theirs just anywhere But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood Every sperm is useful Every sperm is fine God needs everybody's Mine, and mine, and mine Let the pagans spill theirs O'er mountain, hill and plain God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted May 24, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 SuzyP that is my favourite Mony Python song!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Mine too! I was just telling my friend about it at dinner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kentuckyjoe Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?It's swell to have a stiffy,It's devine to own a dick.From the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's biggest prick!So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,Your Percy or your cock.You can wrap it up in ribbons,You can slip it in your sock.Don't take it out in public,Or they will put you in the dock ...And you won'tcomeback. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Ha! Memories return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MystryKitten Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 EVERY SPERM IS SCACREDDDDDDDDD!!!!! sing it loud!!!! =DLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted May 24, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Oh, I can see where this is going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted May 24, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mensaphiliac Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?GALAHAD: 'Sir Galahad... the Chaste'.ZOOT: Mine is 'Zoot'. Just 'Zoot'.ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen- and- a- half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!DINGO: Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!DINGO: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.AMAZING: And spank me.STUNNER: And me.LOVELY: And me.DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.---------------------------------I love those silky clingy robe thingies the girls in Castle Anthrax were wearing. YUMMY!! There's nothing like hard nipples draped in silky fabric... I've seen Holy Grail almost 40 times, and I almost always see something I've missed before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toohotcatmom Posted May 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Oh my gosh....talk about old times....so funny.....Now I'm gonna have Sit on my Face running through my head.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I wish i could go see Spamalot! I could sell a kidney and still not be able to afford tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted July 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 "naughty, naughty, bad, bad Zeus". "it's time for spankings!""She turned you into a newt?""Well I got better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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