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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you ORALIZE

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

'Till we're blown away

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There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists

There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed BUT

I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic

And have been since before I was born

And the one thing they say about Catholics is

They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer

You don't have to have a great brain

You don't have to have any clothes on

You're a Catholic the moment Dad came

Because...

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground

God shall make them pay

For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon

Spill theirs just anywhere

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful

Every sperm is fine

God needs everybody's

Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill and plain

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't

come

back. "

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EVERY SPERM IS SCACREDDDDDDDDD!!!!! sing it loud!!!! =D

LOL!

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ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?

GALAHAD: 'Sir Galahad... the Chaste'.

ZOOT: Mine is 'Zoot'. Just 'Zoot'.

ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen- and- a- half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!

DINGO: Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.

AMAZING: And spank me.

STUNNER: And me.

LOVELY: And me.

DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!

GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.

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I love those silky clingy robe thingies the girls in Castle Anthrax were wearing. YUMMY!! There's nothing like hard nipples draped in silky fabric... :wub:

I've seen Holy Grail almost 40 times, and I almost always see something I've missed before.

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Oh my gosh....talk about old times....so funny.....Now I'm gonna have Sit on my Face running through my head.... :lol:

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