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Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a

friend over to look at a horse.

Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male

or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up

again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him

up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and

rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him

out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should

rephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

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Hubby and both are rothfl

so funny!

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now thats funny

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LOL cute!

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I liked that LOL

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