Tyger Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 THE HORTH WITHPERERBob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending afriend over to look at a horse.Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a maleor female horse."A female horth."So he shows him a prized filly."Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over."Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella upagain, and shows him the horse's ears."Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks himup again and shows him the horse's mouth."Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms andrams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls himout and slams him on the ground.The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I shouldrephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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