Tyger Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Do You Have A.A.A.D.D. ? Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. … As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. … I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. … I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. … So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. … But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. … I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left … My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. … I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. … As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. … I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. … I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. … I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. … Someone left it on the kitchen table. … I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. … I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. … So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. … Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. … At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. … Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. … I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. … Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. … Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted June 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Wow, have I had days like that...weeks, even. i wouldn't be laughing so hard if it wasn't totally true. And I have to re-trace my steps back to the beginning if i get off-track even once. I just thought it was dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted June 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I have had days like that. I always joke and say I lost my mind once I had my daughter that when I gave birthdya that took some of my brain somehow as well. I used to be super organized....didn't need a calendar to remember what I had going on and such. Now I can't live without my google calendar and I am far from organized....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members makasha1 Posted June 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Yup, Tyger, my time is here!!"Growing old is like being poor, it's no disgrace but it's damned inconvenient." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted June 14, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Hey, don't make fun of those of us with AD...Ooohhhh, lightning bugs!...Wait, what were we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 To funny! My kids always tell me I'm getting old, Wait till they here it's a MD condition. Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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