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Johnny's Show And Tell


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It was time for show and tell. The whole class had done theirs, but little Johnny. A little nervous to have him do his show and tell, due to his sense of humor, the teacher had saved him for last. When it was finally his turn, Johnny went up to the chalkboard and drew a tiny circle then sat down.

"What is that?" the teacher asked.

"A period." Johnny replies.

"What is so important about a period?" asked the confused teacher.

"I don't know but my sister said she missed one last week, and my mommy fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself."

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That was good. Gotta love the way kids tell things.

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