Members Cavelady854 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once agian to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back, and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way. I don't even know you!"Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached aroung and unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we were friends." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 LMAO...that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 HA HA HA HA good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Of course you realize that public transportation probably got a large increase in business! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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