Review Team sass Posted July 28, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... ATHEISM IS A NON -PROPHET ORGANIZATION. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"? WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Great find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cavelady854 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 How do they get deer to cross the street at those little yellow signs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Why don't hunters camp out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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