Tyger Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 How To Install A Home Security System In The South ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. "Cooter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 haha! I bet that would work here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 haha! I bet that would work here! I THINK THAT WOULD WORK ANYWHERE....unless you have a high migrant population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmmc Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 If I wasn't here to stop him my hubby would do that for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 If I wasn't here to stop him my hubby would do that for sure............can you blame him?? I mean the law won't me set up tripwires and such......or mantraps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 ...........can you blame him?? I mean the law won't me set up tripwires and such......or mantraps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 can you blame him?? I mean the law won't let me setup tripwires.... or mantraps to keep out the pond scum..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Go out and dig a few holes in your yard and tell people that you are boobytrapping the yard. People think I have toe-poppers in my yard now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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