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AN EMAIL FROM GOD

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.

So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'

God thought for a moment and said,

'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also.

When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.

The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased.

So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the email said?

No?

Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........

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GOOD ONE! I was like HUH? then I got it... Must be the Blonde eh? :D

AN EMAIL FROM GOD

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.

So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'

God thought for a moment and said,

'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also.

When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.

The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased.

So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the email said?

No?

Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........

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LOL :D

Thanks Pappy, as usual, you made me giggle! ;)

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