Members spanky Posted September 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and asked the question, When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy? Suzy replied, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first. What a wonderful answer the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, Sister, I think it's your feet. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet? Little Johnny said, Well I walked into mummy and daddys bedroom the other night and mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying , Oh! God I'm coming! If dad hadn't pinned her down we'd have lost her. The nun fainted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 11, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 LMAO! Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted September 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I loved that. Thanks for the giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted September 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 That Johnny sure gets around doesn't he? Another good Johnny joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HezRae76 Posted September 11, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Another good reminder to shut & lock the door if you have kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted September 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted September 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Lol that's cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted September 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Obviously a diffferent Suzy, I heard my mom screaming oh god more than once..... ewwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 OMG!! Too funny!!! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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