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I used to work in an office with a lot of very funny and out-going people. Some days/nights got really long so we were always coming up with new ways to entertain ourselves while we worked. One was calling each other by our porn star names. What – you may ask.

You get your porn star name, or at least how we did it, by taking the name of your first pet as a child – that is your first name. Then you take the street you grew up on – that is your last name. There are variations where you can use your middle name (if you didn’t have a pet or whatever) and your mother’s maiden name (if you grew up on route 2, for example). Really, we would use whatever combo made the “best” porn star name.

Some of my favorites that I can still remember:

Bruce Driver

Ginger Teal

Buster Fairview

Mine? Buffy McKinley

So … anyone else out there have a fun porn star name?

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Mine is sad. It does not sound fun at all

Spot Princeton.....lol

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mine is Sexy Rey ... lol :P

OK Tony how did you come up with Sexy as your first name.....lol

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OK Tony how did you come up with Sexy as your first name.....lol

Yeah..........would that be his middle name, maybe? Be kinda awkward calling the dog sexy, wouldn't it?

I would be Tinker Midway.....not very sexy.

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sexy was my dogs name lol and boy did that get me and my dad in trouble a couple of times... lmao :P

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mine is a little confusing.........im not sure what my first real pet was, that was just my own. The only one i remember that was only mine was:

Cassie

And I have no idea what my address was where i was born......then the next was numbers so i have to use the third one which was:

Valley

So i guess that means im:

cassie valley

or with middle name

lee valley

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Mine would be:

Sunny Bay

Ironic eh? My first pet was a yellow parakeet, named Sunshine but we called her Sunny!

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She looked just like this! I found this one online and apparently his name is, "Sonny"! Weird!

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We should have made this a contest - some of these are too good!!!

Sexy Rey, Sunny Bay, Auggie Ranger - LMAO! Candycane Maple may be my favorite though!

:D:lol::D

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sexy was my dogs name lol and boy did that get me and my dad in trouble a couple of times... lmao :P

Tony, do you want to tell us how sexy got his/her name,

because I am sure I am not the only one who wants to know!!

Then we can get back to our Porn Names, because some of these are good!

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lol my hubbys is prince venus :lol:

Now THAT is HOT!!

Lucky girl, you! You get to do Prince Venus!! :D

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Mine would be Bogie (pronounced bow-gi) Circle.... sounds like a guys name more.... lol

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Tony, do you want to tell us how sexy got his/her name,

because I am sure I am not the only one who wants to know!!

Then we can get back to our Porn Names, because some of these are good!

well my dad got him when i was very young. he pick this little scruny looking dog who was the runt of the little thinking i was not gonna grow into a huge dog. turns out it was a German/huskey mix. he thought it would be funny to call it sexy cuase he thought it looked ugly when it was small but turn out to a beautiful dog once it grew up. talk about the ugly ducklin.. lol.

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lol my hubbys is prince venus :lol:

LMAO - That is too good!

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