Tyger Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 2008 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $ 250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund. ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ** untitled.bmp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted September 27, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 LMAO!!! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted September 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Oh that was good. I needed a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted September 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Anyone else concerned that she said 10-12 FEET!!! 10-12' not 10-12" INches! damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted September 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Anyone else concerned that she said 10-12 FEET!!! 10-12' not 10-12" INches! damn! .......only a gal wood cum up with somethin' like this.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted September 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 LOL I saw that after I posted it (copied from an e-mail). So I fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted September 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 LOL I saw that after I posted it (copied from an e-mail). So I fixed it. that's cheating, I say leave it and they all get luxury taxes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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