Tyger Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted October 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spanky Posted October 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 that is so true in so many ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted November 1, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted November 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 LOLSounds a little to familiar!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted November 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Same here...well sum of it anyway..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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