Tyger Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!' Have a safe and happy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 To funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted January 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Now that is quick thinking! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mtngal Posted January 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Very funny. Laughing still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted January 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted January 25, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 I had an offer from someone to be my emergency flasher ... but aren't you supposed to have two? Wonder if I can find another .... LMAO Tyger, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted February 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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