Tyger Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 A new solution; HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK1. Open a new file in your computer.2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.4. Empty the Recycle Bin.5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'7. Feel better?GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy PelosiToo bad it wont work that easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted April 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 MAN! I wish I had heard that Joke when bush was still in office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 love it :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members admiraltolokus Posted April 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I see a need tos end this joke to my friends the man especially ticked me off earlier today with his 'apology' for American 'arrogance' but I will not go any farther than that, since I am in the wrong forum page for that topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted April 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Knew Suzy would be hereHey now, I can appericiate a joke, and i actually find this one funny, it's just funnier inserting Bush's name into it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 5, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Hey now, I can appericiate a joke, and i actually find this one funny, it's just funnier inserting Bush's name into it!I love you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaxxy Posted April 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I love you! I concur with Suzy and MsLayD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 5, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I concur with Suzy and MsLayD!Of course you do. You are a very smart man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted April 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Of course you do. You are a very smart man! You forgot sexy! Nothing sexier than a libreal! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 6, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You forgot sexy! Nothing sexier than a libreal! LOLExcellent point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaxxy Posted April 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Excellent point!I guess I need to post more often... I agree once and Im called sexy and smart. Where have you two been all my life? LOLAnd btw... ive seen pics of both of you, we all know who the sexy ones are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pandoras box Posted May 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I stumbled upon this while checking out a profile...no names mentioned.. I will apologize in advance for anyone who is offended, but we all have seen the Bush jokes..time for the dem turn! And yes, I can laugh at the Bush jokes!Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of theWhite House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says,"Nicepigs, sir."The President replies, "These are not pigs.these are authentic ArkansasRazorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Igotone for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,"Excellent trade, sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted May 16, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Even a Dem from Arkansas can admit that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaxxy Posted May 19, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Even a Dem from Arkansas can admit that's funny! Once again I agree with MsD, funny is funny, don't matter who its about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted May 20, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MystryKitten Posted June 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 MAN! I wish I had heard that Joke when bush was still in office!HAHA YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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