Members ladylove Posted April 29, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 LADY'S YEARLY EXAMI went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a b____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted April 29, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I just had an exam and went in thinking I was 145.... turns out I've gained 20 pounds! Over the summer I eat healthy like it's going out of style because the camp provides the food we need to eat healthy.... LOTS of veggies!I'm going to start eating right again! After the summer: pool membership time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted April 29, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 LADY'S YEARLY EXAMI went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a b____.LOL! That's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 30, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL! No wonder we hate to go to the doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted April 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL! No wonder we hate to go to the doctor!Really? Cause i thought it was the awkwartd stirrups, the cold duck lips and the poking and the proding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 30, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Really? Cause i thought it was the awkwartd stirrups, the cold duck lips and the poking and the proding.Oh. I thought those things were the perks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 You ladies are too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted April 30, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 You ladies are too funny!And maybe a bit deranged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 And maybe a bit deranged! definitely, but fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members garry Posted April 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 LADY'S YEARLY EXAMI went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a b____. . Still sexy to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 LOL! No wonder we hate to go to the doctor!Yes...... but playing doctor can be soooooo fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smile4Me Posted May 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 LMAO! This is awesomely hilarious! Talk about story of my life! LOL! I love this joke, I will definitely pass it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mystofpric Posted May 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yes...... but playing doctor can be soooooo fun Ohh I'm a much better nurse though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Ohh I'm a much better nurse though!Good, I'm a take charge kind of women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good, I'm a take charge kind of women!How can I help, doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 2, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How can I help, doctor?Yes, stand there and do as I tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yes, stand there and do as I tell you!See i can do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted May 2, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 See i can do that!Don't believe that LL, she can't just stand there for long. <wink, wink> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Don't believe that LL, she can't just stand there for long. <wink, wink>Don't listen to her! I can stand there as long as you want me to, i'm now a fan of pent up energy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 2, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Don't listen to her! I can stand there as long as you want me to, i'm now a fan of pent up energy!pent up energy is very unhealthy, I'll have to figure something for you to work it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 pent up energy is very unhealthy, I'll have to figure something for you to work it off but the working it off is what makes it fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted May 3, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 but the working it off is what makes it fun!Hey LL, I wonder how long she could hold off until she exploded? Hmmmm .... cruel, aren't I. HAAHAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Hey LL, I wonder how long she could hold off until she exploded? Hmmmm .... cruel, aren't I. HAAHAAA! Depends are you scuba certified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted May 4, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Depends are you scuba certified?LOL! I have heard about your tidal waves, guess we better get some snorkels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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