Tyger Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 You know your in Texas when the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground The best parking place is determind by shade insted of distance You can make Sun Tea instantly You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron The temerature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly You actually burn your hand opening the car door You break out into a sweat outside at 7.30 am Your biggest bicycle wreak is what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death Potatoes cook underground,so all you have to do is pull 1 out add butter,salt and pepper Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep from to keep from boiled eggs. Hot water now comes out of both taps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted August 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 You know your in Texas when the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground The best parking place is determind by shade insted of distance You can make Sun Tea instantly You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron The temerature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly You actually burn your hand opening the car door You break out into a sweat outside at 7.30 am Your biggest bicycle wreak is what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death Potatoes cook underground,so all you have to do is pull 1 out add butter,salt and pepper Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep from to keep from boiled eggs. Hot water now comes out of both taps Others may think you are kidding but I know how true some of these things are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 :D Yea, I remember how hot July is and May, June, August and Sept...... But a great place to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted August 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Others may thing you are kidding but I know how true some of these things are.Been there, done that. Come up North a tad where the humidity changes and really fucks with you! I heard ticks popping underground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted August 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Been there, done that. Come up North a tad where the humidity changes and really fucks with you! I heard ticks popping underground!I'm only five miles from the river pappy, that's close enough for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted August 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You know your in Texas when the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground The best parking place is determind by shade insted of distance You can make Sun Tea instantly You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron The temerature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly You actually burn your hand opening the car door You break out into a sweat outside at 7.30 am Your biggest bicycle wreak is what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death Potatoes cook underground,so all you have to do is pull 1 out add butter,salt and pepper Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep from to keep from boiled eggs. Hot water now comes out of both taps Reminds me of fishin in the Gulf - out at 4:00 AM wearing shorts and a pair of boat shoes - and sweating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Been there, done that. Come up North a tad where the humidity changes and really fucks with you! I heard ticks popping underground!You wanna talk humidity/weather changes? LOL I grew up in MAINE! Literally, just wait a minute, and the weather will change!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shdowulf39 Posted August 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Try Missouri in the summer.95+ with 85% humidity.And if your lucky it will go down into the 70's at night.Also you in tornado alley,just for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 ahhh nothing like 112 with 6% humidity here in nevada XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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