brandyfan411

I have many sexual dreams now that I've started using my dildo. And it's not unnormal to wake up performing something and/or feeling like ur still in motion. I tend to move around ALOT in my sleep, even to the point of sleep walking (the farthest I've gotten was up the stairs to the office. I woke up in the office chair in front of the computer lol) and talking. I had fallen asleep after a good masturbation session so my mind was already in gear (boy was it great). I have this pink body pillow on the other side of me....I usually don't think anything of it. Well, in this dream, I was having sensual sex with James (from Survivor....gawd, he is so hot). It was very detailed, from us taking our clothes off to watching his thrusts. I woke up on top of my body pillow, riding it like a cowboy in a rodeo ROFL!! I guess my body must've rubbed up against it in my sleep so I got on top. I have to have vibrations to even get close to any building up so I wasn't wet but boy was I horny!! (you know I masturbated after that right? lol) It's all in the mind. I mean, i I even THINK about masturbation for one second, I get hot.....it's just how we're made.

I naturally tend to hold my breath when breathing (don't ask me why). I do hold on my occasionally when masturbating but I shake MORE when I exhale. It's fun to let it build up then exhale lol. It seems like it pushes it down ur legs. If you do hold ur breath, try letting it build then exhale. I'm pretty sure that this won't help but it's still exciting. Shaking it's a side effect....it just means you know how it "work it".

My first time was on my 18th b-day. I've had my first trip planned for a LONG time. I said I was going to get turkey legs for everyone at the Wal*Mart closest to us (about 15 minutes away). I lied lol. I made up a story saying that they didn't hold them for me so I had to go to a further away Wal*Mart. Truth is, I got the turkey legs at the Wal*Mart and went over to my local Sex Store (named Galaxy). When I went in there, I was EXCITED!! I have been wanting sex toys since I was 13 because masturbation got nowhere (fingers don't work on me). I showed them my i.d. and they were excited for me because I got a discount. So this guy who's name is "Moose" (I guess it's a nickname lol), who is now my go-to guy, talked me through a few things like size and shape. I walked around and there is was. I never had a color preferrence until this very moment. It was pink on one side and light purple on the other with white going down it's center. I WANTED THIS ONE!! I grabbed it and we tested it out.....it buzzed with umph behind it. YAY!! So then we moved on to lubes. He shot straight for the Wet Platinum lube. It was a skinny, small tube and I was like "What the.....how is this supposed to last me!?" but he grabbed my finger and put some on. One drop was all I was going to need so I knew why it was so small. My total for that day was 28 bucks (it's a cheap store which I love. Hey, I'm saving for college here) and I skipped out merrily with my first toy. Unforeunately my first toy has stopped working for me since the buy of my second to last toy but you never forget your "first" lol. And as for the turkey legs, they made it home slightly cold. My mom was wondering what happened. I sent her a text from the store saying there was traffice and I was stuck in it (Georgia ALWAYS has traffic) so she'd think I wasn't out painting the town red or something. I got home and told my family my bogus story and we had turkey legs and Sprite. And that night.....well, you know the rest.

I have a body pillow that I use to hump on (it either that or I buy a blow up doll lol). If I'm not using that then I just ride my dildo. Both work in the end lol and that's all that matters.

My bullet is attached to a cord and I insert mine vaginally. Don't use condoms either. I just give it a tug and it comes right out. I wouldn't imagine it snapping from the cord but if it does, just push it out....like a Ben Wa Ball.

I have seen some (I work at a video store). I'm not too fond of these types of movies myself but I know alot of people who snatch these up at all hours. I forget the name of it, but there is one particular she-male video that constantly goes in and out. Ususally, we'll pull them off of the shelves and sell them to people. We can never seem to sell this one because it's ALWAYS rented out.

They don't have this toy or anything like it here. Most of their toys are big. Anyways, this toy worked with amazing results!!

You aren't the only person. I like to watch football but I didn't care enough to watch this year. I had totally forgotten that it cam on this month. Somebody reminds me a couple of days ago but I still didn't really care. I watched The Comebacks today.....that's enough football for me.

I have been in need of more when I masturbate. I've been looking for a dildo that wasn't too big but something that was going to actually do something. I asked myself "I wonder if they have like a beginner's dildo?" lol. I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked into my local store and it was hanging up. lol, It was a Beginner's Dildo!! I never would have guest that they had this out there....but I guess you've gotta start somewhere right? It feels very nice!! It looked kind of hard at first but I was surprised. It doesn't have any suction on the bottom but I can make it work. The big question is.....will it work for me? After all of my toys falling short to my Colt bullets, I need something to work.

This toy is incredible...I honestly can't stress it enough. This toy has me thinking about it every second!! I HAD to use it right after I got off work. I live 15 minutes away from my job.....I got off before I made it home!! And Amy, wait until you get your first toy and experience the joy of orgasmic bliss! You'll know what I mean when you need it. This toy has unleashed my "beast"!! WOOO!! I had in on a leash with my other toys. I guess it just broke loose and the only (yes, the ONLY) thing that will calm it down is this toy.

Absouletly!! I bought a Colt DOUBLE bullet that has 7 different functions!! Both bullets are VERY strong, even on low. The great thing is, is that both bullets run strong at the same time and they both have their own stop button so they can be on different functions at the same time. I get off on these bullets in under 20 minutes!! I love this toy!! I use it...or them....so much that I masturbate up to three or four times I day. Colt 7 Function Twin Turbo Bullet

AAAHHHAHAHAHAH!! I see why men love football so much!! I may just pay attention this coming super bowl.

ROFL, I couldn't do that either!! If I took this to work, I'd probably end up on the floor grabbing at myself. Or I'd try and make it to the bathroom and end up having an orgasm in the Drama section.

Ok, I'mma look into it. I just want something that's gonna work lol. You can't return these toys and I can't just give it away if I don't like it ROFL. Like I bought this bullet from Doc Johnson and it doesn't even remotely work but I'm stuck with it. I know you can't send Too Timid toys back can you? I'm desperate here lol. This toy has got me going crazy. I'd never thought that I'd be masturbating three to four times a day but I am. And the thing is....I LEAVES ME HANGIN'!! It's like someone tying you up and taking you to the very edge.....then leaves you tied up and you can't move. You're stuck and you can't finish it.....that's how I feel every time I get done with this toy. I'm losing my mind ROFL. I love it so much, I almost took it to work. Need I mind you that I work at a video store lol. It's quite in there too lol. I can't buzz while checking videos out!