LilGreenPuffer

External, if external means that it's for clitoral stimulation?

Huh, okay... *shrug*

I wanna know too!

Okay, I'm starting the search for the perfect toy. I want a vibrator. I need something that is QUIET (I'm a college student; I go through periods when I HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO masturbate every night, but I have a roommate, and I hate standing in the community shower while trying to get off; it's not possible for me). It must have adjustable vibrations on a sliding scale ranging from very low to very high. It must have a smooth surface; I'm not a fan of bumpy vibes. I don't want something like the dolphin that moves; I want something solid. Small is good, too. I will dish out money for this toy if it's really, really good. ETA: If it can't have a sliding scale, then it needs to have several levels.

http://shop.tootimid.com/dr-laura-berman-lina.aspx -Is the vibration level adjustable? If not, how strong is it? -How loud is it?

But it does smell like pee. And it looks like it. :/

I read in several places that squirting feels like peeing at first. This is true, correct? I'm assuming that you're saying yes. Okay, I also know that you need g-spot stimulation for this to happen, correct? Yes? So... Why is it that every time I feel like I'm about to have a really good clitoral orgasm, I feel like I'm peeing and I have to stop? I even tried just putting down a towel and going with it, and I figured out very quickly that I was definitely peeing and it was going through the towel - I had to stop and hold it long enough to get some clothes and run to the bathroom! I've even tried peeing before I masturbated, even though I didn't feel any need to, and I still got the same result. Does this happen to anyone else? How do you deal with it? And how do you get around it???

I'm requesting.

It used to be the Mini Pocket Rocket, but now it looks like it'll be a simple bullet with a sliding adjuster. jhard, I do. I'm not really a huge fan. It doesn't really do it for me, and it's so heavy that it makes my wrist hurt, especially because I need a light touch with it and have to hold it perfectly steady to get it right.

o.0 Please tell me she's not seeing him again.

I'm not a parent, but as a former daycare counselor/supervisor, I think I can relate pretty well. I also had to deal with difficult kids, but I didn't have a parents' authority, so I think your situation is pretty similar. I agree completely about the family meeting. When you're spending a lot of time with these kids, often as a caretaker, and your idea of discipline is very different from the parents', a contract or a set of rules is crucial. The parent has to be on board with your requirements (like respect, obedience, and consequences), and you have to be on board with their rules and not tread on their toes. Have a meeting with Mom where you explain your concerns and you can come to an agreement about what you are allowed to do in terms of discipline and what is expected of the children towards you, then a meeting with the whole family where the kids learn that you are not a rug to walk on and that you do have some degree of authority over them. The amount of authority should be made clear. Can you ask them to do chores while you are taking care of them? Can you have rules that are different from Mom's? Can you punish them for disrespecting or disobeying? What are these rules and punishments going to be? The same as Mom's? Different? Getting it all down on paper will be helpful, even if it's not a "contract" - you will probably want to refer to it if you forget, and you might need to have something to point to and say "See, I'm not making it up" when the kids act out. The boyfriend might also need to be included, or at least kept informed by your friend. When a kid plays two adults against each other, it can be a real mess. I went through that a few times at daycare... "But Miss So-And-So said I could!" can be a nightmare with some of the really devious kids.

Congratulations!!!

I have been known to rub my hands over my crotch or rock against the inseam of my jeans in public when I was in a relatively private area...

Getting tied up and spanked, begging to give a BJ, coming on my face. Classic submissive naughty girl, I guess.

My feeling is that sex belongs in a committed relationship. I think that it has a spiritual side, and that it shouldn't be made less than what it is by selling it. But I know that this view isn't shared by many people. My other objection to prostitution is that the women are often in a pretty bad situation, and it can be a dangerous business. If it was a more ethically run business, I wouldn't object to it so strongly.

Okay, I'll keep trying. I was afraid of breaking it. Thanks for the help.

*gigglesnort* That's hilarious!

Okay, I got this sucker, and I can't get it open to put the batteries in it!!! How did you get them in?

How long should I leave them in there at most? I just stuck them in in the morning before work and took them out at home before dinner. They sort of drifted down a little over about six hours and I had to readjust them. Is the idea to keep them from drifting down at all? I didn't notice it for a long time. Or do I need to get something that slips faster so that I have to squeeze constantly?

I have this kind: http://shop.tootimid.com/shower-dildo-and-suction-cup-kit.aspx Also, you can get suction cups that will attach to lots of dildos to convert them: http://shop.tootimid.com/double-suction-cup-dildo-holder.aspx (Both of those are on sale right now.)

I'm waiting until I get married, and I imagine that I won't feel like waiting any longer...

I heard about the horrors of a prolapsed uterus and incontinence. I figured I couldn't start too soon. (Yep, nineteen!) Thanks for the advice, Mikayla. I'll start wearing them regularly tomorrow.

I think that this is what my mother describes in her relationship with my father.

A loooooot of it has to do with relaxing.

A couple of minutes to an hour, with fifteen to forty-five being average.