FIRST, RELAX AND STAY CALM! SECOND, DONT TRY TO FIT THE WHOLE DAMN THING IN YA MOUTH AT ONE TIME. TAKE IT INCH BY INCH UNTIL YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH THE NINE YARDS! NOW FOR THE SMELL, MAYBE YA BOYFRIEND MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE HIS MENU, BUT FOR THE TASTE THERE'S HELP. FIRST, TRY TO MAKE YOUR OWN IMITATION OF SEMEN WITH PLAIN YOGURT OR TAPICOA PUDDING. TORW IN A PINCH OF SALT TO DUPLICATE THE TASTE. (OR U CAN CRUSH AN HALF OF ASPIRIN TABLET IN IT ALSO!) USE A TURKEY BASTER AND SQUIRT DIRECTLY INTO YA MOUTH. DO THIS A COUPLE TIMES AND TRUST ME, YA BE USED TO DA SMELL AND THE TASTE. IF THATS NOT FUN THEN TRY SOME PRDUCTS LIKE SEMENEX!