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Not at all *square*. It is sumpin I have done likely all of my adult life or ever since I had my 1st sexual encounter.

For sure. The very last thing I wanna see here at TT is some BS ad some mooslim has spammed us with. To add what I really think would no doubt infuriate the owners of TT.

Well good job RC4BLUE. Your twin post reminds me of the old Wrigley's Double Mint gum commercials with the line "double your pleasure double your fun." Plus thanks for being straight up.

Well I looked and saw nuttin' about this so I'll run with it. Donald J Trump has WON the Electoral Vote with IIRC over 270 Electoral Votes. Who besides me is elated? Or to put it another way who feels like bashing on me? I'm one of those awful DEPLORABLES per HRC I kin take it...

I am accustomed to facing forward towards the screen. If I am seated and a woman is moving towards me I'll control my breathing so that as she comes past me I'll inhale so as to get a nice whiff of her.

Howdy Hay to you Beta. Wow been so long since I been 22 don't hardly know where to start. Reckon I'll just start with Howdy.

Way past time for Cyn and allies to shit can the troublesome school board and vote in some non brain dead individuals to protect the children.

Much of my life I felt just like Deborah126. I dint want a family tho. I did want a small piece of land and my own woman. One thing my gal mentioned to me early in our relationship was growing old alone and unloved. I was in the same boat up until last year on NYE. There was a NYE shindig coming up. I'd been to 1 or 2 previous blowouts at this same place so I made plans to go to the next party. Sure am glad I did. Plus I am indeed fortunate I dint let a lil snow crimp my plans. I went for the whole thing Prime Rib supper live band dancing whole 9 yards. Turns out she had the same fears as me. She was the first gal I talked to at the bar when I got there. As the evening began and the live music kicked in we continued to talk. At one time she grabbed me and dragged me out to the dancefloor. I wish I could dance. Who remembers the Elaine (dances) episode on Seinfeld? Not quite as bad as that is me dancing. She wasn't having it so I did what I always did. Thumbs in my front pockets and just kinda faked it. She's OTOH a dancing fool. Not meant as a disparagement to her as she just LOVES to dance. As the evening wore on we slow danced some. It had been so long since I'd been that close to a woman I took several liberties with her expecting to be slapped. No slap came. When 0200 came I helped out with KP and general cleanup. As a member there (a private organization) they were glad for the help. It allowed me to spend more time with her. When I finally left around 0400 the roads were near empty. Dint see 5 rigs the half hour it took to get home and not a single copper. HUA. I called her 4 or 5 days later and we talked IIRC 6 hours that 1st time. Since the night we met we have been a couple. Dint plan it that way just worked out that way. She's just basically the female version of me albeit a good bit smarter than me. I'm a Redneck and so is she. Stuff that bothers me bothers her as well. We both voted for the same man. Some of who I am is rubbing off on her in a good way. She's a good cook and thinks I'm sexy. I'm dying for sumpin to eat so it's MONGO Burrito time. Like Forrest said in that flick he did my new lady is my Jenny. Debora126 join an organization that's coed and has folks your own age. I joined the American Legion. I joined in 2013. It's mainly a veterans service organization. If you weren't a prior Service member but your dad or an uncle/aunt etc was you can join as an associate member. I'm glad I joined and gladder I went to a major Blowout last year on NYE. Good Luck finding your soul mate. Keep the faith.

Until I met my current girlfriend I had some serious sexual insecurities. Stuff I dint talk about here even. After having known my *Jenny* about 6 weeks now my old number 1 insecurity has basically flown the coop for me. After having sex I'll get up and take a leak without putting on a robe. Sometimes she'll come in and watch me pee. That usedta wood bother me but not no more. Sometimes I'll pop in and watch as she tinkles. We're both a bit weird and neither of us cares. Neither of us have the near/semi close perfect bods we had in our youth. We are comfortable with each other. She's quite the freak like the original poster here. I was a closeted freak for 22+yr before I knew what freaks like us were into. From the first night I met her I was absolutely straight up with her. Told her what I liked sexually and without realizing it at the time the bartender heard most of what I said. Thus far she has not told anyone. Perhaps she told her husband IDK. If she did he's never mentioned it to me which I appreciate as I live in a small town in a semi conservative county. I my own self am conservative. For the first time in my voting life the man I voted for (a non politician) won and certain folks are having a fit. I just hope for the good of our country they dust off their behinds dry their tears and do something they can look back on 30-50yr from now and say they helped make America great again. When I was with my lady the other night while I watched a little TV she was in bed test driving a new 110v vibrator. Judging from her moans her new toy will keep her company when I'm not horny and she is. I've told her I still jack off sometimes mid week when I can't spend the night w/her. She does the same thing while thinking of me. I whack off thinking about her to porn on XHamster. As summer approaches I look forward to me nekid and spread eagled and restrained while she reams my greedy ass and spanks me. I wish she was here right now to whip up sumpin good to eat. Grub wise.

Not trying to cause a ruckus just some observations. You live in Illinois. Not exactly a free state. By free I mean your freedom is semi curtailed. OTOH 4am could be a good time to engage in this activity. Make sure all your ducks are in a row financially. If you're still working your employer could find out and fire you even if you are a model employee. If you're self employed your reputation could take a serious nosedive and lose business. Not to mention the stigma of a *sex offender charge.* Not a conviction just the charge can ruin one financially. Around 35yr ago I lived out in the woods. Tho I've never been a nudist or exhibitionist for some oddball reason I had an urge to go outside bare ass nekid on a warm summer day. I did. While about 25 yards from my place nekid as a J bird a small plane flew overhead. Heard it then saw it and hightailed it for the house sure the pilot had seen me. Never did that again.

What a crock. I've never understood why anyone (in authority at a particular school) would think locking kids up in their rooms kept them out of danger and here's my reasoning. When I was in grade school the doors all had a window. Seems to me a crazed gunman could knockout or shoot the glass out and shoot kids or the teacher. So by locking kids in a room with no cover or concealment just makes them trapped like rats. Plus often when people young and old are scared they gotta pee. One would hope there's a closet in the room with a portable commode or at the minimum a 5G bucket some bottled water (gallons) some household (disinfectant) bleach and TP for the scared kids. I have been a proponent for teachers custodial staff and other school employees who believe in or feel strongly about the 2A have that option to defend themselves and their students. Believe it or not not all of the states or school districts in this country are full of chicken little's scared of all guns all the time. Besides which why do any of y'all think bad people with weapons pick on schools? Simple answer for the simpletons here. Most schools are a GFZ and a target rich environment. Take the GFZ out of a school and the bad people that can read or have access to YT or a TV should get the picture when teachers shoot and kill the bad man or deranged person. I had a (found in our new house) BB rifle the summer before I started 3rd grade. I never shot anyone's eye out nor injured my own self. Bought my first firearm at 18. Never in 46 years of owning smoke poles have any of mine hurt anyone else once. Those here that's gotten to know my kinky Redneck self know I used to love to stir up some shit here. I've mellowed out since I retired. I've adopted some basic common sense rules for me personal. When I follow these rules life is halfway decent for me. Even more so since I met my Jenny. If someone here is an anti gun person I would appreciate if you didn't comment with blatant criticism. You'll never turn me around and vice versa. This is me **playing nice.** I would appreciate the same in kind.

Yeah we're still together. Over Valentines Day we were planning on going to a new place (for me). I won a raffle and the prize was basically a coupon/gift card. We were all set to go. She asked me if I really wanted to go there having never been. Well we ended up just staying at her place. One of the things about her I like the best is we're both so close in age. I'm 64 and she's 62. Next month I think she said she has a birthday. We share similar life experiences. I don't know what led her to kinky sex but I found it by accident here and there when I was younger. She's a great kisser. I hadn't been properly kissed in 11+ years. By that I mean Frenching. For all the crap America throws at the French for both world wars some folks forget it was France what gave us the Statue of Liberty. Not to mention the French Kiss. No it's not exactly like my first French kiss but 5m of Frenching her and I am getting a boner. One of the things she likes is I CAN get a boner without using a lil blue pill. She calls me Mister Sexy. I have a real low voice and a million stories. I'm a talker too. She enjoys role play and we fool around with that. We both enjoy toys. Over the years I've had some incredible big O's with vibrators and dildos when between girlfriends. She just received an order while I was there. Some bondage gear and one of those Hitachi type 110v vibrators. After going to bed earlier than me as she had to work the next day I heard the familiar sounds of a woman enjoying good vibes and a vibe enhanced big O. I hollered at her ***"I thought you were tired?"*** I heard some giggling and thought to myself if she's happy I am happy. We just do well together. The same kinda things that bother me bother her. As an example the state of our country. I put up with democrats since WJ Clinton. Then there were Bush Sr and Jr. Yeah I voted for the lesser of 2 evils. Got thru 2 more piss poor presidents without going bat shit crazy or protesting in the streets and interstates. When black clad so called protestors masking their faces hurl rocks thru the windows of businesses flip cars over or set fire to businesses call it what you will this is NOT protected free speech. The accepted vernacular is RIOTING. For those not aware rioting is a criminal act. Beating up people merely because they're white is ludicrous and against the law. If someone attacks me just because I am white they're in for a nasty surprise. I believe in self defense to include armed self defense. As a country all of us regardless of personal beliefs must accept Donald J Trump as the 45th President. Get with the program or get out of the way. Those that may disagree with me likely always will. Nuttin' I can do about that. They need to act their age especially if they're over 18 unless they want to have trouble with the law like the dindu's. Both her and me have admitted to the other our fear of not having a partner to grow old with. So far that doesn't seem to be a problem anymore. She takes the good in me with the bad. I still smoke and cuss when I'm mad. She's a bit overweight but she's kind hearted. Even with my shortcomings she says I turn her on. She says it often which does wonders for my ego. When talking in the kitchen she playfully spanks me as I walk by. I enjoy her touch and tell her so. We'll often hug and kiss and before one knows it we are in the bedroom getting it on. As Forrest Gump said in the movie "she is my Jenny."

I AM masturbating right this moment in my LazyBoy. Have a nice tongue like vibe nestled deep inside my greedy ass. My pecker rotating from rock hard to flaccid. I was on the phone earlier w/my girlfriend as we sword fought each udder with snappy anecdotes from similar rather naughty websites. She gave me some rather cheeky places to go. I pick her up later this afternoon at her job. I haven't seen her in 5 days so one could say I'm a tad backed up.

I LOVE those flexible shower heads. When I'm horny for anal sex I aim the head right for my Rosebud and can achieve some nice little O's

Right here in my LazyBoy. I got my pc right here and can go 2 XHamster. I like to get a dozen or so windows open to excellent porn and then get a buncha fuck flicks dialed in and watch them while I tug on my rod. Soon I'll be living the dream with a new friend. I've told her what I like and how kinky I am. She surprised me when telling me what she likes so I am thinking I may have found my soulmate.

Well Tyger my plugs are sharped up and ready to go!!!!!!

Ernie why not concentrate on the pleasure your ass is getting? A cum shot from the cock is great but it is just so fleeting. An ASSGASM is so much MORE. More long lasting. Much More Intense. I've had continuous assgasms that last 2m and another that lasted 45seconds.My 1st Rimjob in my Life went 10 or 20 minutes. I was 18 or 19 then. Forty+ years ago. I was climbing the walls when that Big O hit me. I've had a tiny finger in my ass making the cum hither motion and I went positively ape shit. Add discipline like flogging cropping or bare handed spanking and experience the greatest cum of your existence. I been there. I'm going back for more.

Alexas RTMO had to be pulling your leg when he said that. Or he was just yanking your chain. Back in the day when I'd engage in wild solo anal for 12 hours at a shot often in the after work shower I'd slide my favorite Dildo up inside without any lube whatsoever. Regularly this was the case. Back then I was a bit of an ass whore I just couldn't get enuf of it. Looks like those days are returning with 1 caveat. I will have a new partner.

Thanks Cyn. Reading this thread is giving me a woody. I can see the wearer of this tail receiving tail frequently from the SO. Tugging on it would be fun too.

Yeah I kin splain this to you man no problemo. Checkout my experiences with this marvelous new way for we men to experience the kind of Big O's the ladies experience. The mind numbing Prostate gland is about an inch inside just past your winking sphincter. I also believe the Magic P Node is in the 12 oclock high position. As long as you've explored this wonderful sexual play there's one more item you should add to your Sex Arsenal. We've all heard of Spanish Fly. What I am about to suggest should seal the Deal for Uncharted. I discovered this product in 1974. It's called RUSH. It is an Inhalant. Check how clear your individual nostrils are then plug the 1 most constricted. Open bottle. Hold it very close to your open nostril and take a huge inhale of air. Close cap quick and hold your breath. The vapors will give you a RUSH like you NEVER HAD BEFORE and the sensations go right into the nerve endings in your bunghole. Plunging a real nice Dildo inside or having your dear wife fuck you with a Strap On will be first on your agenda. At this time you'll undoubtedly be experiencing sensations you've NEVER HAD or exactly like those you had the 1st time or the last time you engaged in activity of this nature. The trick is finding the Perfect DILDO. I have the Purrfect DILDO. It's all in my old posts on Anal Avenue. There's different brands of this product. Besides RUSH I like Platinum. There's 5 or 6 other flavors. Tried them all. Liked some better than udders. All flavors were once sold at Lover's Package. Hopefully TT has them. LP gave me a totally BS PC reason 4 why they no longer sell this marvelous product. I must warn you tho. Rush gives negative effects to your cock. IOW NO ERECTION. Believe me the feelings in your Prostate and insides of your anal canal will completely take over your sexual joy. Plus if your wife can stimulate your P Gland sufficiently your Kegel muscles should light up like a Pinball machine going absolutely insane!! Everything Lit Up all bonus balls released...and like a machinegun on FULL AUTOMATIC FIRE with a Full Belt Your Kegal muscles will start yanking in and out madly. Likely your hips will bounce uncontrollably. You may feel like you're having an epileptic seizure. Scared the fuck outta me my 1st time for around the 1st 45 seconds of the WILDEST BIG O I'd ever had. (Actually it was my 2nd Anal Orgasm I'd ever had. As Frank82said I call this an Assgasm. (I'd forgotten about that.) This is JMHRO but far as I'm concerned the Prostate is the male version of the G Spot. I used to engage in this activity regularly 5+years ago. Solo this is insanely fun with the right tools. An Enema bag with hose and nozzle is an excellent start because no one wants icky on their toy or dick. Pickup a 1oz bottle of (Essential) Peppermint Oil Concentrate at your local GNC or hippie food coop. For the final rinse place 2 drops ONLY in your bag and fill. Four drops will get you a punishment enema. Two drops is fine. Both of you will have Browneyes that taste of peppermint so RIMMING should be enhanced and mutually enjoyed tho the pleasure can become so overcoming for one they may cum unglued like I did. At that point just go with the flow and ride out the wave. My very 1st Rim job I had a screaming doozy woozy out of control cum. Flip flopping like an epileptic seizure I was but there was no pain whatsoever. I screamed to my lover I loved them. That's how intense this O was. I've enjoyed equally exquiste but different cums with a dildo buried to the hilt and when Jacking off blew twice the load and farther than I usually would without anal.

Just tell him straight out. When you're watching something lame and both of you are disinterested tell him right then. He may get so turned on he jumps on you right then and ravages you. Some guys you'll have to bring this up on multiple occasions before we get the message. I'm in this crowd. I don't know how freaky you 2 are but if you enjoy strict discipline you might suggest this even surprising him with a new flogger or some tool of a spanking nature.

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Try this method RC. Many fine looking women put on their finest dresses and black leather boots when hitting the grocery store. Happens to me ALL the time at Winco and Grocery Outlet and once at Dollar Tree. Guys are visual orientated. Hot perfume (foofoo) black leather boots Stilettos the usual works on me. I put out my best moves and my bait has worked on them too. Find a club or organization that includes the mature man and woman. I did and it paid off big time. Too early to tell but I may have found my soulmate. I'm tickled pink.

Thanks fer Liking my post whomever you are.

Well those that know me here will believe it when I say there was about 4 seconds went by before I chuckled. I do understand the sentiment. BTDT. Since I don't have 40 years I don't mean to miss one blessed minute. I got a date for Saturday night.