Meg

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the one condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said: "Paint my house."

I sat on a bumblebee once, and it stung me. It hurt like hell; and my mom used the baking soda/warm water mixture; I'm not sure which was worse - the sting or my mom applying baking soda to my ass...

I'm currently getting high off paint fumes.... in my office. Whew.

Yikes. Bugs (bees, spiders especially) creep me out. I'm terrified of being stung (although I am not allergic.) If any get into my apartment, my cats usually eat them. My mom used to put a little baking soda/warm water mixture on my bites/stings - worked better than some of the OTC medications and creams. Or you could just wear of of those mosquito nets 24/7? Now THAT is sexy. -Meg

Random? I love random... Fall is coming; I can smell it. Apple picking, sweater-wearing, pumpkin carving heaven. I can't wait.

See. I mean... the possibilities for this toy are endless. Well worth the money if you ask me.

...or I could put it under my tire when I park my car...

Sadly, the fingers are not movable. HOWEVER, I like the way you think.

Although I may be a bit bias, I think this is a really cool product. You can't even behind to imagine how real it looks. Shana and I were amazed - you can even see the lines/creases in the "skin" - incredibly life like. I think it's really for those of you who are looking for something "different" in a dildo, and not just the same look/feel/shape. Three hands HAVE to be better than two, right? lol Everyone should buy one; if anything, just to prove Rob wrong. I'm going to get it reviewed ASAP. Meg

My desk is not that messy. Rob planted the messiness. In fact, I believe he took the mess from HIS desk, and put it on mine.

We do not restock or resell ANY products that have been returned. Once an item leaves our warehouse and is returned (for any reason, even if the customer claims that they "didn't even open it!") it is discarded to be disposed of properly. The Monster G-Spot is made out of a jelly material, often manufacturers will put some sort of lubricant on the toy before packaging to make sure that the material doesn't crack, or rip during shipping/storing. In my experience, I have often noticed a slightly "fruity" smell. We we received the Monster G-Spot vibrators in stock, they came in just a clear, plastic package. We want you to feel 100% comfortable using our products, so if you aren't completely satisfied, please feel free to view our return policy and return the item for a replacement, exchange or store credit. Always remember to wash your products throughly before and after each use! If you have any other questions, please feel free to email me at: Meaghan@TooTimid.com. Meg

That's what we're here for!

GREAT question! The Waterproof Silver Bullet (Slim) fits in the Smooth Jelly Plug! I actually just went out to the warehouse to make sure. Use a small tab of lube on the bullet (it will make it easier to insert - and remove- into the end of the plug!) Hope that helps! Meg

Emily and I were JUST talking about gas prices. Supply and demand. I'm lucky in that I only have to get gas once or twice a month (getting about 40 mpg.) It generally runs me about $53 to fill up - but I use Super or higher. I remember when gas was 99 cents a gallon!

...unless your daughter is allergic to latex.

Yikes! This is scary news! I am glad you're o.k. When I was taking the picture of it, I stretched it out pretty good and it seemed sturdy – when I first opened it, I to, I was a little leery, but it seemed o.k. Regardless, we definitely do NOT want to take any chances and we have removed this item from the store for good. As always, if you receive/review a product that is unsafe, please email me at Meaghan@TooTimid.com or call the office 888-660-8970. Meg

I say, big deal - I'll be dead. I don't think my family OR friends would be the least bit surprised. I'd be more worried about them finding all the dead bodies I've got hidden... When I moved out of my most recent apartment I hired movers to make the job easier. As they were taking my living room set, the cushions on my couch were the first to go, my friend happened to be watching and noticed something rolling around on the bare couch - it was a little pocket rocket that I once used on my sore wrists when I first started working here (yes, really for my wrists!) Obviously my friend snatched it up as quickly as possible, and turned 80 shades of red when she handed it to me. Another time, I was sound asleep in my bed when all of the sudden something started shaking my bed frame. It was loud and scary! I thought it was my heater about to explode. It was all I could do to grab some pants, and look for my cats to run out of the apartment before it blew up/started on fire/both. I called maintenance and explained that something was SERIOUSLY wrong and they needed to send someone up ASAP! The guy came and went into my bedroom and moved my bed to get to my heater to investigate the problem, that's when the noise suddenly came to a stop. "You fixed it!" I shrieked and went to put my cats down since it was obviously safe and we weren't going to blow up. The guy was quiet for a minute and while handing me a vibrator that had fallen from my bed, to the top of the heater and turned on, said, "You should keep this in a safer place." True story, lesson learned. Things like this are bound to happen. Meg

While I can't explain why your man likes you dirty - I CAN recommend a good conditioner: Matrix Biolage Ultra Hydrating Balm (I use both the shampoo and conditioner.) Good stuff, and it smells yummy. It's $15-$20 bucks a bottle, but well worth it. -Meg

What's your favorite thing your SO eats/drinks before giving a smack? -Beer. Good beer. I love the taste of a good, dark beer on someone else's lips/mouth/breath. It's dark, sexy... tasty. Meg

Oh, FUN! 1. what do you do for a living? I look at dildos all day long. Uhm, a little bit of everything here at TooTimid.com. 2. children: No. 3. pets? 2 wild cat beasts; Oscar and Earnest. 4. tats/piercings? A few of each. 5. what is in your cd player in your car? All three Chris Pureka CD's, Edie Carey, Two random mixed CDs from friends. 6. fav. tv show? Secret Lives of Women, and Lost. Also, I've been watching Gossip Girl (don't judge me.) 7. what are you reading? The Celestine Prophecy, Possible Side Effects and Eat Pray Love.

I'm on the site everyday... no pop-ups here or at home!

Great work. I love paintings. Meg

My first car was a metallic green, 89 Saab Turbo. I bought it used for $1400 cash in 2000. I upgraded a few years later, and have since bought a new VW GTI. The old Saab currently has 200,000 miles on it and counting... my dad still drives it around once and a while. I love Saabs! Meg

Just a few pictures I thought I would share... Sunset (one of many, of course.) Beach View #1 from my breakfast table. St. Croix in the air. The island is 27 miles long. We took a little rowboat with wings (I mean, plane) from Puerto Rico to St. Croix. It held about 10 people. View #2 from my bed. We had a FANTASTIC suite. Of course there are many, many more, but these are a few of my favorites! I broke down and bought a new digital camera. Enjoy! It's good to be back. What I did NOT realize is that in the USVI they drive on the opposite side of the road! -Meg

A few years ago I lived with a crazy bunch of friends and we had a hill in the back yard. One afternoon we set up a tarp as a makeshift slip-n-slide and used a little water and astroglide. The result was one damn slippery fun time. And a broken leg. ...There are a million uses for lube. Not all sexual. Meg