Susan James

Take him out to the milking machine and make him cum in quarts. . Milk his balls dry and let him enjoy his heavy cream.

Just one cum loaded kiss and you're hooked.

Who said you need a pole to go fishing when the worm will do?

Where's the Bat pole?

Did her sister. Now how about her mother?

Try stretching your tongue. It might be easier.

And then I woke up! What a wonderful dream, er wet dream. Thank you and goodnight.

Suction it to your lovers forehead like a unicorn. You won't have to squat. You can just lay there.

Try your local glory hole. Back your ass up to the hole and take one for the team.

I can relate to the feeling one gets from exhibiting your sexuality for all to witness. Every chance I get I enjoy the thrill of crossdressing and going out in public. Sometimes I'll work in the yard gardening with a bikini top and short Daisy Dukes. I love to squat and bend over to give those walking by a good view. Makeup, nails and a shoulder length bob definitely get their attention. With a firm backend and perky B cup breasts I love to watch the boys slow down and stare. I'm surprised at the number of women who will walk right over and carry on an extended conversation just to check things out. I have become good friends with a few of them and enjoy going on walks in the neighborhood and stopping at their homes for a drink. It truly is a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I can't wait until the next sunny day to put on a show.

If your hubby loves it so much you should train him to wax you. That way you put his ass to work. Plus he will down on the muff at your beck and call.

And that I'm sure you did!

I just have to ask. Is that water droplets or could that be pubic lice eggs?

Use duct tape. It's cheaper.

On the other hand you might enjoy a little vaginal atrophy. As it dries out it should shrink and tighten up. Some doctors call that vaginal rejuvenation. It could end up tighter than a rats asshole.

Makes your blow up doll or pocket pussy obsolete.

Hey. You never know. Try it. You might like it. Years ago when someone said they blew a tranny it meant you had a serious car problem.

Better a gold digger than a mudder. And I don't even have a pot to shit in!

It's a rainbow! Must be a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow. Gives new meaning to the running of the green.

Be careful you don't fuck her with estrogen cream in her pussy as it will possibly feminize you. Use her back door while she is estro creaming her honey pot. Better yet use your cock as an applicator and give her a beef injection.

Mammary, mammary, mammary! Lord help me!

That is quite an accomplishment and possibly a new world record . That 18" ass buster might reach and tickle her tonsils if you are not careful .

Give them all a lick and a promise. You do know that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? Nothing wrong with giving it the workout it needs.

Try a garden hose or power washer for a squeaky clean ass hole. Clean enough to eat out of. Three day old Chinese food that has sat out on the counter works good too.

I bet you would. What's in it for us?