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My first question when I saw this cake was "where's the cream filling?" LOL

Never be embarrassed, ok? You are who you are, and your cock is your cock, so you shouldn't feel bad or apologetic for it. I would suggest that she do more Kegel exercises too. The vagina IS a muscle, and can be worked out, just like any other muscle. Don't expect Arnold-SwartzenvajAhJah, but, it can definitely make her more sensitive and stronger *down there*. Toys are a fun additive in the bedroom, and I fully advocate them for that. However, if you are physically able to make love to her, don't use the toys as a "make up" for anything you feel you're lacking. Because, if you do that, you won't feel adequate enough to make love to her solo, and that detracts from the closeness you both should be feeling. I would definitely recommend you look up some positions that are great for deeper penetration, like her on top, doggie style, and reverse cowgirl. I will say this too, I was in a long-term relationship with a guy who was, well Italian, and he was rather large. Then I got together with my ex-husband. Yes, for a while I felt a difference, but after a while, I grew accustomed to him. And everything was fine that way. So, don't worry, and don't let the fact that she had a larger man in her for a while bug you. After all, HE is the EX now! Size isn't EVERYTHING!

Check out the many Adult Film Reviews that many of our Reviewers have done. I have done several. We are, well, brutally honest about what we liked & disliked about those movies. I'm not sure which ones would have trailers to them, but if you go to some of the companies that make them, like Wicked, Adam & Eve, ect., their websites, and see if they have some trailers on some of their productions. Another hint, I personally like adult films that have been directed by women.

15th century wisdom? The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...........they "didnt have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . .. . brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!" Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold. (Getting quite an education, aren't you?) In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon.." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.... And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

I would say that yes, because you're over 40, that has something to do with it, and also the alcohol too. Plus, you're probably tired at the end of a long busy workday, so, you've got a lot going on! But if it were me, unless there was pain/discomfort about it, I wouldn't be too worried about it.

Politically incorrect humor I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki. It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman an Asshole. ******************** I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just taking a shit." ******************** When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. ******************** I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul...won't it start?"

Welcome! I'm glad you're opening yourself up to more and more fun! Everyone needs to have "personal time"!

Hi!! Welcome!!! Glad to see that we're getting some "fresh meat"! LOL I hope you're enjoying the forums!

Well, I'm not saying that this is the perfect way to get over a breakup/rejection situation, but when that guy I posted about pretty much kicked my ass to the curb, I went out, and a couple weeks later, I was having casual sex with the 20 yr old I have referred to as "Junior" on here. It was a GREAT ego boost to be a young COUGAR at the time. No strings, lots of fun, and great sex.

That would be ME right now. My Mom left yesterday. She suffers from OCD & depression. I have told her that she really needs to speak with her dr. cuz even though she's on the highest level available for a certain Rx, doesn't mean that that is the one she should be on. It's not helping anymore. She was sooooo critical this time. I couldn't dress right, I couldn't dress my daughter right, she should get a free pass from cleaning up after herself cuz she helped me a year ago with something (yes, seriously), she won't help me with the dogs cuz they're not her responsibility (she cleaned up a mess, and told me she wasn't going to do that again-I wasn't even home!), I don't know how to load a dishwasher, DD needs a better diet........... Then, I rant on Facebook. My MIL gets on my case about how I should appreciate and worship every second I spend with my Mom cuz she could be gone tomorrow like POOF. Where she is right accidents happen, I am not going to compromise my sanity, nor have my mother in here disrespecting our home so I can "cherish" every miserable second. I lost my Dad 11 yrs ago, just like POOF. So I KNOW that time is precious. However, it's better if the other person doesn't make everything such a chore all the damn time. I LOVE my Mom. Don't get me wrong. I know I bitch about her. Most daughters DO. What irritates me, is that my Mom knows she needs more help that what she's getting right now, medically, and just won't do it. She also is hard of hearing now, & refuses to look into the possibilty of a hearing aide, but she fully admits to not hearing so well. She has insurance, so it's not like she CAN'T go, she just doesn't want the hassle. I hate it when people CAN go get help, but won't. So, they make everyone else around them miserable, just so they won't have the inconvenience. I want her to be as positive of an influence in my DD's life as possible, but, and I will swear to this, the woman that is today is 50x worse than what she was when she was my "Mom" in younger/developmental years!!! She is rude, inconsiderate, selfish, and doesn't care who hears what she has to say. I believe everyone should be honest, but, there's a time & place to do so, and, as a retired English teacher, she KNOWS how to word things kinder, but she will whisper about a kid in Sami's karate class that the parent's sitting right next to her about, & she doesn't whisper quietly. Way to make friends wherever she goes! She IS sweet to DD though, and she is the ONLY one of either side of our family, including DH's parents who live one street over, to make a big effort to get to know and get close to DD, and for that, I will always be grateful. But it's hard to be Sister Mary Sunshine all the time when you're treated like an Idiot Savaunt all of the time too. I can be a hard-ass, and can be hard to get along with, at times (yes, really). I admit that. However, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, try and help & be accomodating to the best of my ability. Granted, she's done having kids in the house (I'm her only child), but I really hate how negative she is pretty much ALL OF THE TIME. She's also "snobby", and looks down her nose at certain things, which pisses me off, cuz I don't think anyone is above anyone else, and I try to see the other side of things. It's amazing that I AM as open-minded as I am, cuz she was snobby when I was growing up too. I hate feeling this way. I try very hard to see the positive in most situations. I really do. I'm pretty open-minded (obviously). But when you disagree with her, she treats you like an ass. Sometimes she even makes me question my intellegence, which is foolish, but that's the way it is. I've told her ALL of this, several times, she just won't listen. DH just gets pissed cuz it upsets me, so he gets pissy with her too. I've had to tell HIM not to get on the "I'm pissed cuz my MIL is here" even BEFORE she gets here. It doesn't help me deal with her well either. He comes across as a real asshole when she is around, and he really isn't (most of the time LOL). I feel as though she hates Lonnie, and that she's very disappointed in my life-choices. Ugh!! I just feel like almost everything I do just isn't right tonight. Sorry for ranting, I'll be ok, just wanted to write it down where MIL won't think I'm a total inconsiderate bitch! LOL Sometimes, even your own "page" can get ugly! LOL Anyway thanks for reading. Love y'all! *muah*

THE COUNTRY of TEXAS In case things get a little tough during the next few months we Texans have a plan... Maybe you don't know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.) We Texans love all y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though. Here is what can happen: 1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union. 2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas .. You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost. So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic? 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas . We will control the space industry. 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States . 3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning. 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama? 5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm... 6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on. 7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people. 8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas , University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway. 9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, we are a Right to Work State and therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else. 10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc. 11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers. 12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook 'em so that they taste good. We don't need any food. 13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas . And Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii , Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island, and Vermont combined. 14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas. 15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades. This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have. Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you won't need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat out of Global Warming. In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed! Signed, The People of Texas P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Well, you can ALWAYS teach someone something new. However, sometimes, there are things that people have tried, that they just DON'T like. It IS possible for a man (and woman) to NOT like oral sex. I know of such a man (not my hubby). He's very sexual, loves to please his wife, but just doesn't like to recieve oral. It doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with him, or anything wrong with what you're doing. I know, it may sound odd for a guy, kinda like a woman NOT liking chocolate, but, it happens. Let him know that you want some verbal feedback, and enjoy communicating verbally during sex too. Keep telling him this. Also, keep doing that with him too. He may get the cue.

I would think that if the pond wasn't suppose to be fished, it should be posted somewhere. Maybe the guy was just trying to hog the spot for himself! I'm a firm believer in catch-and-release. I'm sure you are too Pappy, as an avid fishermen, most are. Glad you found a good spot. Come down here sometime. Our lake has some AWESOME catfishing!!!

It's definitely hard to be rejected. I had one man, that I fell for....HARD. I mean, I'd never been so INTO a guy before. Right after my divorce, I played around for a bit. I saw him where he worked, told him that if he was single, I was too, and to call me....handing him my business card. He'd just broken up with his live-in GF, and told me so. We went out several times, and he insisted that I stay the night with him several (his ex had moved out for the most part). I could gaze at him for hours and be content...which was something I'd never experienced before. We got along great, had a lot of fun, sex was just OK, but I was willing to work with that. Well, a month into the relationship, he came home one day, with her behind him. I just got up, and left. Went to his work the next morning, demanding an explanation. He said he felt responsible for her, since she followed him where they were, and that they decided to make it another go. Gee, thanks for the warning. It was sooooo painful. I lost an extra 15 lbs (at the time I was only 125 and 5'10"), but, eventually, I got over it.

Pretty much what Mikayla said was spot-on. I would also add that you could suggest to him that, if he finds something that you're doing, at the time you're doing it or not, that he TELL you he finds that sexy. Sometimes, we do things that a person may find sexy and not even KNOW it!!! For example, I had a friend, who that that pearls were the most sexual accessory a woman can wear. Not sure why, but ok. So, when he got a girlfriend, I let her know that if she wore pearls (fake or real, he didn't care), that he'd be all over her! So, if he finds something you do, say, wear, act, ask him to let you know. Being 18, you're still getting to know yourself. Hell, I'm almost 40, & I'm still learning about MYSELF. So, this is pretty normal. By the way, you sounded like you were pretty sexy to me, on a bed with a t-shirt and panties. Plus you had a headache, and still wanted to please him. Giving, sexy, available, and willing.......how dense is this guy????

It's times like those that I still wish I was a Yankee Gal!! Now I just gotta get you down here to the Houston area............

Newschannel 9 WSYR article link Syracuse (WSYR-TV) - Welfare and food stamp recipients Wednesday started getting letters in the mail letting them know extra money they received in their benefit payments this month, is supposed to be used to buy school supplies for their kids. The problem is, the money was available on their cards Tuesday, and local retailers tell us they were swamped with people cashing in. The owners of the Sunoco on the corner of Wolf and Grant Street in Syracuse were swamped Tuesday; food stamp recipients, they say, who found an extra $200 per child on their benefit cards, were coming in to cash in. “One person said she was going to buy a cell phone, I said ‘Wow, I thought the money was supposed to be for the kids -- other people were just buying cigarettes and beer,” says Sunoco gas station owner Diane Goly. It's very possible most of those people didn't even know this cash that mysteriously appeared on their cards was supposed to be used to buy school supplies for their children -- the letters from the state telling them that were still in the mail. Governor Paterson announced at a press conference Tuesday that he was using $140 million in stimulus money to fund this program -- but prior to that, it seems he kept this allocation close to the vest. “We hadn't done a lot of planning for it because we didn't know about it,” says Ann Rooney of Onondaga County Human Services. Social Services had no say in the program or how the cash was distributed; they just learned about it last week and were told not to say anything about it to the public until Tuesday, when the governor announced the program at a press conference. “We would have liked to have been involved in the process and have some input,” says Rooney. Congressman Dan Maffei says, “The Governor gave me no heads up that they were going to do this, so this is a program that the state is implementing without the input of at least our congressional office.” State Republicans claim the governor developed this plan in secret with no legislative input and it's ripe for fraud and abuse. We tried speaking with the governor's office Wednesday about this, and they deferred us to the Office of Temporary Assistance. They admit the letters should have gone out well in advance of the money, but there was a lot of overhead and they wanted to make sure the cash was out before school started. With the governor's plan, there's no accountability. His office is just hoping folks do the right thing and spend the extra cash on their kids. Rooney thinks there may have been a better way to ensure that. “Perhaps we could have done something with Mary Nelson, who's having her barbecue this weekend and put some of the money in her hands to supplement what she's doing with the backpack giveaway,” she says. Nelson says she found out about the money and says she’s heard of people using it on other items rather than on their children. It shocks her, but she says it’s not the children’s fault and that she’ll still help them. “Maybe those parents should come by and bring some of those supplies, and feel bad for what they did,” Nelson says. She wishes she could have received at least some of that money; with just days left before the Youth Day Barbecue, she still needs enough supplies to fill up 1,000 backpacks. She also says she needs about 2,000 backpacks for folks who may not have signed up. August 11, 2009: Extra money for welfare recipients: The Real Deal Slideshow Albany (WSYR-TV) – If you have children and are currently receiving food stamps or public assistance, you likely noticed some extra money in your account Tuesday. The state has issued an additional one-time payment of $200 per child to help parents pay for school supplies. It’s your stimulus dollars at work -- well, $140 million of it at least. The other $35 million it took to fund this program came from a private foundation. So, how is the state going to make sure the extra $200 per child will be used to buy back-to-school supplies? They're not. The Governor's office admits there's no way to ensure this cash will be used for its intended purpose. But, they say, they're making retailers aware of this program and are hoping parents will spend the money in the right way. Many people who received the money Tuesday had no idea what it was for. The state admits the letters explaining the additional payment were just sent out. They claim they wanted to get the money out as soon as they got it because parents would be back to school shopping. The letters should be arriving any day. Some folks already started spending the money. In fact, Brothers Hip Hop on South Salina Street, noticed a lot of business Tuesday. The manager tells us many families came in looking for sneakers; it was a rush common to what they see during the weekends. Matt Daniels noticed the extra money in his account, only after getting a call from a relative. He is excited because he says it's money well-needed; he's just surprised he didn’t get a letter telling him about it. Daniels has already started buying supplies for his children to use this fall. Breakdown by county Onondaga County: 9,954 homes got this extra money. It amounts to $4.2 million. Oswego County: 2,707 homes; $1.2 million Oneida County: 5,137 homes; $2.3 million Madison County: 1,225 homes; $517,800 Cayuga County: 1,417 homes; $618,000 Cortland County: 871 homes; $389,800 Tompkins County: 1,163 homes; $471,000 A total of about 21,000 central New Yorkers got this money Tuesday; about $9 million in funds were sent to those accounts.

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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are those?" "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African texas4april: American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." texas4april: Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!" "Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends call me Bubba!

Wow! It's gorgeous, but the base looks too weak to me. At least I wouldn't build anything on that, and expect it to stay up! But, if it's real, it's different!

Wow!! I am soooo thrilled. Maybe a bit behind, but still, thrilled. A couple months ago, I was flipping thru the channels, about 11 pm, and, on one of the shopping channels, I came across a SEX TOY online/shopping show! Wow! For fairness to TT, I won't divulge the name of this company, but, I was thrilled to see some of the same products that TT has, (TT's prices were lower, even with their "one time only" discounts), how the women on there handled the items out of the box, pointed out key points, benifits, and usages. Then, I thought.....shit, I could do that!! LMAO Just kidding, Rob, Chad, & Meaghan, I won't be leavin' ya! But I DID see some products you HAVE to add to the site!!! OMG!!!!

When engaging in anal play, lubrication is a MUST. It not only makes things go in easier, it makes the recipient much more comfortable, making the experience that much more pleasant. Anal sex has become more popular publically, so there are more options out there for people to take advantage of! Hubby & I love to try new things that will make anal play more enjoyable for the both of us. So, I saw these lubricants, which are similar to another one we use, so I thought, hey, let’s try something new! Moist Anal Lube Insertz are, as mentioned, similar to another lube we use, that’s insertable, however, they’re a bit different too. This lube is water-based, odorless, non-staining, condom compatible, comes with 3 applicators filled with the lube, & can be used anally or vaginally. The design of the applicator is similar, but, with one fantastic difference: it’s tapered and rounded at the tip. So, you just twist off the reusable cap (yes, that’s right, you can reuse the cap), place the applicator up where you want the lube, clean the tip, and plug the applicator back up. Always be sure to clean the tip before capping so that bacteria won't build up. The applicators are easy to handle & squeeze too. We used this lube as part of our anal play one night, twist & pull the cap off, & we were impressed with how comfortable it felt inserting. Some other applicators have rough/sharp edges to them, so this was a plus. It started off rather nice, however, it seemed like it was absorbed into our bodies, so the staying power was very very low. However, it did do well when we used some (from another applicator) vaginally. Of course, a woman's body produces lubrication when excited, so it's hard to tell if it was the lube, or if it was ME! So, unfortunately, this lube gets one out of 4 Tyger paws, half-heartedly up. Slippery When Wet?