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From what I am reading from the reviews & the product description on the Shopping Page, I would guess that it's NOT edible. The consistency, as one put it, is like Crisco aka lard, and no scent. Usually edible products BOAST on the packaging that it IS edible, AND has some sort of flavoring/scent to it. Plus, if it IS edible, TooTimid does a great job letting you know that on their Shopping page. My guess is NO, it's NOT edible. It's strictly for masturbationary purposes.

Let me also add, just for the added info, that, you really should try to stay away from doing "new" things while drunk. When you are drunk, things are obviously hindered, including pain, so, if you do damage to yourself in anyway, you may not realize it until morning. Anal sex is a fun thing! Lotsa lube, patience, relaxation, and getting your mind and body prepared for it. Howard's right on. The anus isn't meant to have things go UP, just OUT. So, it will take time to get your body and mind use to the idea and the sensations of having something go slowly up inside. Many people confuse the pressure of something going up inside, with pain. Try hard to feel how your body is feeling, and see if you can tell the difference. While sober, have your GF use her finger first. Hooking her finger in a "come here" motion, while you're inside her. This massages the prostate, and feels wonderful. Getting use to that, then going onto toys, while fully aware of what's going on, are steps to enjoying anal sex. ALWAYS use lots of lube!! And I'm not talking about spit or using vaginal fluids, I'm talking lots of lubrication, like Astroglide's Anal Shooters or something of the like. Remember, never use a silcone based lube with condoms or toys that are made of silicone, because the 2 combined will ruin toys and condoms. I hope this helps.

I guess it would depend on your preferences. I need a little more info before recommend something. What *I* like, is a nice, strong vibe directly on my clit (I use a bullet with a clit stimulator on it), or The Hustler Rock-ItAND a dildo for that FULL feeling, like The All American Vibrating Dildo. Works for me everytime!! About 85% of women need CLIT STIMULATION to get off, so using just a vibe or dildo vaginally, may not work for you. Best wishes & happy experimenting!!

Everyone has pretty much said all that what your doctor should have told you when you went on BC. We're going by what many of OUR doctors/GYNs have told us too, and in no way are we claiming to be medical professionals. Smoking & drinking are no-no's when it comes to oral contraceptives. That was worth repeating! They can weaken the effects of them. Also, some antibiotics also weaken the Pill too. Though, that doesn't mean that if you have to take an antibiotic, you should stop taking the Pill, since you will be getting SOME of the hormones, and everyone's metabolism is different. When on antibiotics, use condoms as well. I was on BC from the age of 16-29, with no problems, and only 2 "scares", where my period was a day late. I know, sounds extreme, but my periods, once on BC, were like clockwork, and being a day late for me, was scary. I could almost set my clock to when I would start (literally). However, everyone is different. I would definitely recommend that if you have questions such as these, you call the doctor that saw you and prescribed the Rx for the BC and ask that doctor. Your Dr Rxed you the Pill that (s)he thought would be the best fit, and best medically for YOU, so I would trust what your doctor has said. Also, research the Pill that you're on. Best Wishes!!

Great advice, especially from Devon. To have open communication, and effective lines, the "you, me, I" verbage has to go. It carries the tones of blaming, when, you really don't want to do that. I mean, when you start getting blamed for something that you don't think you're doing, how do you react? Probably defensively, and not hear anything BUT the blaming. The whole meaning for the conversation then gets lost, then nobody wins. Best wishes!

Sublteinquiry, I would be very careful as far as Threesomes and Cybering. If you're in a committed relationship, you really should read the rest of the Threesome forum. It takes a lot for a relationship to withstand the after effects of a threesome. This forum has the good, the bad, and the middleground in it. By your posts, and WADR, I seriously have doubts that you are confident in yourself enough to be able to handle the effects of after one. It's great to ask quiestions and learn, don't get me wrong. I'm not meaning this to be insulting, it's just the "tone" I am getting. As far as Cybering, many view Cybering online, while you're in a committed relationship, as cheating. Now, if your BF is there, and doesn't mind, that's another. However, again the whole "can you handle what happens afterwards" comes into play. There are nagging questions that the woman that is IN the relationship that keep going thru her mind (in the case of MFF), and same goes for the man in a MMF Threesome. Not only does it take partners that are seriously confident, but also confident in their relationships too. Best wishes!

My hubby is 6', and I'm a little over 5'9". He's a bit longer in the legs than I am, only by about 2" or so. You'd think that that really wouldn't matter, but it does. All he has to do is bend his knees slightly. It's all about practicing and finding out what works for YOU! Never ever think something is wrong with you because you "don't line up" with your lover. People are built differently, and you should enjoy your legginess! *Just look at them legs!! They go on all the way up and make an ass outta themselves!* I can't remember what movie that's from, but I LOVE that line!

OMG!! No better way to confess your sins!!! I hope you said a few "Hail Mary"s while you were in there!! Although, I don't think "Oh god" would count.... I've also done it in a friend's pool (she wasn't home), at a summer camp, in a cemetary-several times, of course at my mother's house, and my dad's boathouse....

YOu have a right to be confused here!! His actions say he's getting attatched to you. Introducing you to family & Friends, especially his MOTHER! And, if he was happy that she liked you, well, that says something. However, it seems as though he's putting you at an emotional arm's length as well. If he keeps you at a distance, then, he won't feel so bad if he walks away from you, or if you break up with him. Nobody likes being hurt. That's the risk that you take when you choose to have other people in your life. I was in the same situation as your man, during and right after my divorce in 2000. I didn't want to get emotionally involved with ANYONE. I had a FWB. No emotional attatchment, and still having sex. I dated. When I met my now husband, I told him straight up, that I was NOT looking for anything serious. At first, neither was he. We both got a surprise when we found out we were in love! He actually said I LOVE YOU first. It took me 2 more months before I could tell him that. But, we were both ready. That said, I would hate to see you get hurt. But, I would try not to get overly excited by all of his mixed signals. He enjoys spending time with you. Great. But, he has denied having deeper feelings to you directly. He has told you that he doesn't think he's capable of loving anyone at this time. Some woman burned him really badly. He may never fully get over that. That has NOTHING to do with you. Don't think you're a failure if things don't happen. It's on him emotionally. It's up to HIM to figure out what he can and can't give to a woman, relationship wise. It's up to YOU to accept him at his word. He's been pretty honest about that. He's got a grasp on his emotional state, which usually men either don't acknowledge, or take a long time in counselling to establish. He may infact, need counselling, or the both of you in couple's counselling, to see if anything can be figured out where you may be going. My best advice to you, is to just enjoy the time you spend together. Accept what he is able to give, and don't push him anymore. If you don't think that you can accept what he's able to give (which frankly, isn't his ALL), then it's time to think about moving on. If you are OK with what he's able to do, then just enjoy your time. Figure out what you want in a relationship, be honest, go from there.

I was gonna ask the same thing, what toy did you get? WELCOME!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said "Then you're not the right man for this job. The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and Went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot After another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

THE POOPIE LIST Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie: The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie : The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie: Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie : The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie: This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Darn! " says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!' " "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. ''Oh my gosh, I am so sorry,'' she said as she popped her eye back in the socket. ''Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.'' They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after some time, she took him into her bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed and said ''You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'' ''No, she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye!''

Well said. I think it bears repeating that BDSM requires a huge amount of TRUST, and if there is any sort of hesitency, then one should not partake in it.

This movie had a semi 50's feel to it. Yet modern too. For the price, it's definitely worth it!!

That's exactly what I was thinking too!

Absolutely! I mean, if you think he drives too fast, you could always affectionately call him Vroom Vroom. Or, if he's enthusiastic in the bedroom, you could always call him Energizer. There are several things that you could "pet name" him. Get creative. Us parents are the first to give our kids pet names, and they will forever be called those names. Even the generic "deer, honey, baby, sweetie, lovey". Just an OT cutie. My daughter, when she was learning to talk, called herself HoneyBaby. One word. I knew that she got that from me, since I always call(ed) her Honey or Baby. She put those together, and, for the first 2 yrs of her life, she thought her name was HoneyBaby! So, as parents, we tend to hold onto those types of things!

I would also suggest that you look for vibes that have controllers on them. Maybe more than 2 settings, there are several that have up to 10 (sometimes more), and some of those are pretty low. What a lot of people also thing is that, if it's feeling good, that it may border on pain. I'm not sure if that's you, but I put that out there too. If possible, try leaving the vibe on the clitoral hood, and see how that feels. Some women don't like DIRECT stimulation, but on the hood, or around it, is good. You may want to ask the OB/GYN that performed your "quickie birthing surgery", and see if nerve damage was a possibility. With any surgery, I'm sure that nerve damage is. Than again, you may be one woman that just doesn't like vibes, and that's ok too. Everyone is different! Best wishes and good luck!

Adam & Eve productions along with Ultimate Pictures brings you Pin Up Girls. Jodi Moore, Jenna Haze, and many more pose and play in this high definition digital film. Have a candid, informative interview with Julian, the photographer that brings you the once-a-year publication of the Pin Up Girls calendar. A collection of that year’s most beautiful women grace each month, helping your fantasies spring forth with each flip of the page. Pin-Up photography is a sophisticated yet primitive art form. Being a photographer myself, I can appreciate that. I love seeing gorgeous bodies and scenery. And this film is sure to please in other ways too. The Jazzy-Old yet modern feel to the film adds to the great close ups, fade ins and outs, wonderful angles, and no real script to follow, you still get the idea that you are watching a photo shoot or fantasy of the finished product in the calendar. Some fantasies are at a gas station, diner, & 2 ladies on a balcony, just to tease you with a few! I loved this film and all it’s bonus features! Photo Galleries, bios, info on the internet, and 3 bonus clips all await more viewing pleasure after the main film is done. I loved 2 out of the 3 bonus clips! One was a Self-Masturbation “session”, and the other was a futuristic one called “Design for Desire”. Both of which were HOT HOT HOT!! I would consider this film to be fairly mellow, as far as adult films go. It’s got a lot of eye candy, and I think would be great for those that wanted to try watching some porn with variety in it. I definitely will be watching this one again and again. Ready for YOUR close up?

Now THAT man was oblivious!!

That, my dear, is only something you can discover.....by having lots & lots & lots of fun/practice!

Welcome, and I hope you get a lot our of this site! Looking forward to seeing some posts!

I know Thurisas (spelled right again!! LMAO), and he REALLY IS one of the most polite men I've ever met. He's also pretty oblivous, & has been that way as long as I've known him, but we still love 'im!

This looks awesome! And, we love the fact that NO BATTERIES are needed! How cool!