Majikal1236

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A Squirmy Rabbit Another FUN toy to add to your bunny collection. IF you have one. If you don't, this will be a perfect start to one! Made of that wonderful new soft rubber material. Makes for some slippery fun Takes 3 AA batteries (not included) and were easily inserted. I would recommend rechargeables as this seems to require a lot of power to get the full effect. Now, to be perfectly honest, I DO like this toy. However, it comes up a little short in the length department. And that is not necessarily a bad thing, I just prefer a little more. The Squirmy Rabbit measures 7" in length and allows for about 4" of insertion and is just under 1 1/2" in girth. The 'shaft' is ridged and just below that are rotating pearls. When The Squirmy Rabbit is turned on, the pearls rotate which makes the shaft 'squirm' around to provide some excellent sensations! I love toys like this, they take over a little more of the 'work' so you can enjoy And, let's not forget an important feature - the vibrating bunny 'ears' for direct clitoral stimulation! The battery pack allows you to be able to control just the ears, just the shaft or both at the same time with an adjustable 5 different speeds. At the highest setting, I did note that it was a fairly quiet toy. As for it being able to get me off ... YES YES YES!! I love the way it feels as the beads and head rotate inside, hitting all those right spots, coupled with those bunny ears vibrating directly on the clit made for an intense orgasm. I'd also like to add that the original bunny I had so many years ago, fails in comparison to what this is today. Definitely an improved version!

Stefani's Venus Vibe Interesting looking little gadget, isn't it? First, let me state that I love the new TPR material! Meaning that it is compatible with silicone lube's. BUT it has such a nice soft feel to it! Okay, onto the good stuff! Good things do come in small packages! Pun intended. For a small toy, it certainly packs a punch! Stefani's Venus Vibe is a uniquely shaped and fun toy! It takes 2 AAA batteries that are easily inserted at the base. The dial controls a low or high setting and is not loud, which can be very important to some. The tip is where the vibration is mainly located and was GREAT as a clitoral stimulator. I'm one of those people that prefer a lighter touch, so keeping it on the lowest setting was best, personally. I had absolutely no trouble climaxing from this setting. This vibe begins with a tapered tip and gradually increases in width to 1.5." BUT it has 3 sections with slightly raised bumps along the edges to give you that 'something extra' for insertion! Also, it is waterproof AND bendable. Because of it's great design, it can be used for a wonderful back or foot massage! And yes, I did try those and loved it. Small, powerful and fun!

Just thought I'd share... Saw this on the clearance page today. I have the pleasure of owning this not so little toy, and I must say it is one of my faves! If any of you ladies like the big boy's, I'd grab this one before it goes away. No, I don't get brownie points for the recommendation - I just really really like this toy! I may order one so when I wear mine out, I have a spare http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=3621 When I checked my post, the link was not available, so you might have to copy and paste to see it.

Interesting topic! A few years ago, a male friend and I were looking at porn that contained 'water sports' (I prefer that term compared to 'pee' lol) We dabbled with it a few times here and there. Watching each other, pictures, etc. That's about as far as it went. Hey, I'm all for trying new things. That's how you discover if you'd like it or not! I'd have to say that although I'm perfectly fine with as far as we took it, it's not really something I'd incorporate into my regular sex life. Well, when I have one again

I, too, had to throw my 2 cents in! I've been using Coochy Shave Creme for 8 years, and I swear by it! YES, you can use it to condition your hair, too! Makes everything soft and silky One bottle should last you for quite some time, depending on how often you shave. You need very little. I've even known some men to use it for shaving their face. *Mikayla - I wasn't aware you were expecting!! Congratulations!!!

I just wanted to comment on how nicely written your review was

Well, thank you for pointing out things I missed It states it is made out of sil-a-gel. I'll be honest with you - the only lubricant I use is Astroglide or Wet and I've never had an issue with either of those lube's on any toy I have. Yes, I personally believe this is a great beginner toy, as I stated. It IS quite flexible, but not so much that one could not have control over it. To provide a more detailed description from my point of view, as far as 'clenched' anal openings, I believe the person using this would need to relax to make insertion easier. Although I think that goes for any type of anal play As far as the suction cup, I would not depend on it holding for any serious anal play. After cleaning the item I tried it on several surfaces, and it was not long before it was giving out. I hope that helps! Thank you, Mikayla!!

I LOVE the simple things that feel so good!! First, let me begin by saying that even though I am not a beginner at anal sex, I found this to be an item that would be geared toward most levels of anal play. But definitely a perfect fit for beginners! I will agree that this is minty in color, but I did not notice any special scent along with it. Not a bad thing in my book. It's 5 1/2" in lenth and resembles a thin penis at 1" around. The suction cup works fairly well. In that I mean that I noticed it will hold itself up on a surface momentarily so you can grab some more lube It has a very soft feel and texture to it and insertion was quite easy. Perfect for someone who may be thinking of trying anal, but has been apprehensive. I feel that the Mint Anal Starter would be something you could use alone to 'ease' yourself into finding out if this would be something you'd enjoy AND also a great addition for couples who'd like to incorporate some anal play into the mix! Another reason for my liking of this toy is that not only was insertion comfortable, it was very easy to maneuver to any position I wanted to be in, because of it's flexibility. Sometimes with anal toys you're limited to something more rigid and not enough length - this toy definitely provides you with some other possiblities! Not to get off topic, but I actually used this along with another one of my faves - The Wireless Clit Climaxer! The combination of both sensations had me climaxing in a matter of minutes! A definite recommendation on this from me! Minty Fresh

Jelly Jock Vibe I do not like having to write a review for something that just wasn't for me. But I always keep in mind that what I do not care for, someone else loves. So, that makes my job a little easier! This item is described on the site as being made of soft pliable jelly. I have to disagree only on the point that I found this toy to be quite hard and rigid. Yes, we all know that a sex toy needs to be able to 'stand on it's own' so to speak to get the job done, but I did find this particular toy to be TOO stiff! There is an interior bulbous shaft that I believe was meant to make this toy have the bumps and ridges, but to be quite honest, I did not feel them when it was inserted. The base is wide and was great for using it in a female missionary position - as it is able to stay in place much more efficiently as opposed to a vibe that lacks that feature. This vibe comes with a battery pack that takes 2 AA's and has a dial to set it on low, medium or high. However, I did not find a great deal of difference except in sound. Now the big question. Was it able to get me off? Sadly, no. I ended up needing some direct clitoral stiulation added to the mix to get where I wanted to be. As a side note I would recommend this as an anal toy (even though I have yet to try it with this item) simply BECASUSE of it's build. The size would be just right for that at 1.5", and because of the base being as large as it is, would be safe to use anally. Sorry, folks - I'm sorry to report that the Jelly Jock Vibe just wasn't for me.

I love that idea. Even though I've finally given up on my husband and I working things out lol

I love the scent of Drakkar. Makes me weak in the knees hehe. I even have my very own bottle. I wear it on occasion and also spray it on a couple of pillows, etc

Hmmmm.... interesting points, for sure. I just read Mikayla's review on the male version of this - I'd be curious as to what this smells like, myself. We shall see. As far as what I meant by menstruating women, I meant when they were actually menstruating, not ovulating - but I am not all knowing on this topic, either. Was just throwing it out there. Also, while I'm thinking about it - just the other day I was thinking about colognes that men and women wear and thought why do females wear scents that women would like and men what men would like? You would think that men would like to smell automotive grease, not flowers Just kidding. Personally, I love to smell a man wearing Drakkar mmm mmm mmm.

I had to comment on this, even though I do not have the product. I will refer to this as a 'pheromone' type of perfume. I have a similar product and also used to sell it. It's not supposed to be used in place of your normal perfume or cologne. It's meant to be used in addition to, (or alone, if you prefer) and only a dab will do ya (so to speak) Pheromone perfumes mix with anyone's chemistry - and neither you, or anyone else should be able to 'physically' smell it. That defeats the purpose. We as humans all give off pheromones - especially women that are menstruating. This is supposed to enhance your natural scent. Anyway - I had some customers way back when that were cocktail waitresses, or service personnel in general, and some stated that they noticed their tips increased when they wore this type of product. (From the men, of course!) So, you definitely don't want to treat this type of product as you would a normal bottle of perfume. There's my 5 cents worth!

Ahhhh, gotta love the big boys! Well, I do! A suggestion would be to get yourself very aroused. This enlongates the vaginal canal a bit (From what I've read) and use a good lubricant and s-l-o-w-l-y insert. You may also want to try it from a dominant position where you have more control of it. If you have a toy that's 2" of girth, it really isn't that much larger than others that are normally 1.5". I believe also that if you're apprehensive about it, you won't be as aroused and that could be a contributing factor to your problem. Hoever, if you feel it's just not for you - tell Rob - I'm sure he'd be willing to accomodate you. Good luck!

Hello new again! In response to your question of which condom is right for you, only YOU can decide that - through trial and error Because there are so many choices available now, I suppose a suggestion could be to purchase a variety pack of condom's that will allow you to 'test them out'. You can certainly use them on any vibrators or other toys that you may have to decide if you like the texture or feel of them. As far as not knowing what size to buy ... you could always carry the regular AND the extra large sizes in your purse so that you're always prepared. I applaud you for wanting to be prepared should the occasion arise that you would need to use a condom. I know a few people that don't seem at all concerned sometimes with bringing someone home after a fun night out and failed to use protection. SCARY! Remember that no form of birth control is 100% guaranteed effective in preventing STD's. I believe a lot also depends on your partner in using them correctly. Anyway, I hope I helped in some way. Take care!

Ahhh, glass toys! I was curious for a long time about them. I did some photography work for a gentleman that owns an adult store and he said 'take any product you'd like'. Well damn - what is a girl to do in a store full of interesting products??!! I looked into the case where the glass toys were and chose one that had 2 larger bulbs at each end and smaller bulbs in between. These toys are not actually glass, per se, but a glass like material that is called 'E Glass'. You can drop this on the floor and it won't break. I have to say I've grown very fond of my glass toy! I personally like to let it sit in hot water for a few minutes. The sensations are wonderful! So, yes - I'd recommend trying one out!

I hope you keep us updated as to the outcome of the chat with your parents! I find it very odd that your father doesn't want you to have a lock - especially since you are legally an adult. I agree with Poontang when she said that the house belongs to the family as a whole, not just your father or mother. I don't think your parents would appreciate you barging in on them in their bedroom! Good luck!

I hope 'wifemomslave' doesn't mind my reply to the above poster, but I also own the Hydra Vibe and it is made of plastic, not metal VERY neat toy to have!

Hello. I was wondering what happened when I read your post, and clicked on the links myself. I edited the post and tried again, but they are not linking to the correct page. My suggestion until I can get this rectified is to use the search feature on the top left of the shopping page and enter the word 'wand'. Thank you for alerting me to the fact the links did not work for you!!

Little Screw Jelly Pleaser When I fist saw this on TooTimid, I thought it looked like a pretty neat item to have. In reading Whiskey's review I took into consideration what she wrote in that not everything can work the same way for everyone. I have to agree with her - in her opinion that this toy may be best suited for a beginner or as an anal toy. Here are my thoughts on why: It's made of a nice soft pliable jelly material! The ridges are fantastic for that extra feel and it's graduated. Meaning, it's more slim at the tip and gets slightly larger at the base. When used vaginally, I did not find the prong stimulators to have the desired effect. However, on a positive note, it does provide some good vibrations so it may be used as a clitoral stimulator as well. A good quality for someone who may have trouble reaching climax through intercourse alone and needs something 'extra'! As far as the removable sleeve, I have yet to figure out how to remove it. I've tried and it seems as if it is glued there, so I cannot provide you with any details on how it works without the sleeve attached. For those that are apprehensive about anal play and are interested in double penetration with their partner - this might be a good choice for you. (Or, if you're just curious about how it might feel, go ahead and try this as an introductory anal probe!) My husband and I found this to be a useful toy for anal play. He had full control of and it was just the right feel and size to make things really exciting! I liked the fact that it IS so soft and pliable. We also used a lube that has a slight warming effect to it - so you can just imagine the sensations! All in all, I do like this toy! Don't forget, just because something is listed for use in a certain way, don't limit yourself to just that - experiment with what works best for you!

The Sex Wand Very Pink. VERY Powerful and ... Very loud! When reading reviews for toys, please keep in mind they are the feelings of the reviewer and that doesn't neccesarily mean a product is the greatest OR the worst. We are merely providing you our opinion. On that note... In all honesty, I am not a fan of heavy vibrations on the clitoral area - but if you are, well then this might be a good fit for you! When I took The Sex Wand out of the package, I was relieved that it takes 2 AA batteries. (I use rechargeables. These are definitely a good investment!) Then I noticed that the wand was not as tight and rigid as I had expected. It's actually quite flexible! Inserted the batteries and got familiar with it. There are two levels of vibration. In my opinion, both are quite powerful! And this baby bends in any direction you'd like! The 'Bullet' end is made of a hard clear plastic casing and the 'coil' has a plastic sheath covering it, which is useful for play AND washing. Trying this one solo for the first time, I got my self comfortable on the couch with some lube and the wand and discovered just how powerful this really is. I kept it at the lowest setting. "Hmmm, not TOO bad", I thought to myself. I actually had an orgasm in less than 2 minutes! (Keep in mind I said I'm not a 'fan' of heavy clitoral vibration, I didn't say it wouldn't work!) Now was the real test! I had been telling my husband about this over the phone before he arrived from work. He was quite curious after my verbal description. That night, I showed it to him and we used it during foreplay. As I was giving him oral, I turned it on and was lightly passing it over his balls. He seemed to be enjoying the sensations, so I decided to incorporate it into my oral work. This may sound odd, but I kept it very close to my cheek and let it slide up and down his shaft following my mouth. (Hey, you have to be creative! lol) And YES, he was really enjoying the attention! Then to spice things up even more, I added some lube to the tip and slightly inserted it into him! In no time at all after that - well, he said he hadn't come so hard with the use of a toy in ages. So you see? I was able to take something that wasn't the best fit for me, personally, and turn it into something my husband and I can use together! The wand is definitely useful as an anal toy not only because of the hard plastic, but also the size is not intimidating. Also, like I had mentioned in the beginning, this toy is rather loud! So I would recommend this not be used when the kids are awake or your mother is visiting!

Magic Dolphin Where do I begin? This product, for being so small, is quite versatile! I've tried similar products and I really do enjoy them. They're great for alone time AND for use with your partner. But the Magic Dolphin adds a little more. In that, I mean EVERYTHING on this vibrates! The nose (most important, for clitoral stimulation), the fins, the tail AND the dorsal! Which for me, meant a great toy to add some excitement to the bedroom. Not only are you getting vibrations on your clit, the fins are providing it to the lips as well, bringing quick, blissful orgasms! Also, because it provides stimulation all around, it was not only great for foreplay, but for use during intercourse as well. It fit very well between us and we both found it arousing! Another thought was to try it as an anal stimulator during oral sex! And, because I had purchased the magic Bunny prior to getting the Magic Dolphin, we were able to simultaneously use each toy on each other for some great mutual oral. Talk about FUN! So, you can see what I meant by being versatile. A toy that's great for beginners and novices alike. Enjoy!

My apologies for not repsonding sooner - I've been having family issues. To my recollection, I was not grasping the correct area I had a friend over one evening and presented it to him and he just took it from my hands and opened the base lol I'm such a dork sometimes!

Thank you everyone for your well wishes! I really appreciate the offer for prayers and such. My mother is a terrific lady and deserves the best. I will keep you updated