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Hi scottp, and welcome to Too-Timid! You've definately found the best place to get the answers to your questions. There are some great product reviews on this site and the moderators know their stuff. I prefer toys that require three to four batteries; micro-butterfly and jelly-covered vibrating eggs are some of my favorites! I also try to stay away from hard plastic type. I've burned up a few vibrators myself and sometimes they need a break !

The angry preacher... The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!" No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!" Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

When your man is hard and he makes it "stand" at attention...then release, then "stand", then release. Not sure how many repetitions. It works for my SO and my husband did it for years and I've "heard" it hardly ever goes down. It's worth a shot.

The ONLY TIME I use the word frustrating is when I can't get off! I like the way you think. Toys are certainly a way to achieve your goals. Don't worry about liking your toys more than actual sex, it'll never happen. Why limit yourself to ONE friend, buy yourself a 'couple' of friends. There are some great product reviews on this site. Just relax and you'll reach climax and once you've found your special spot, give it hell!

Years 35, 36, 37, 38 & 39 were the best years so far. Give 'em all you got, sister. Have him do dick excersises to keep up with the new you.

I used to freak out too! I was so tense and just the thought of trying it again would make me more tense. The hardest part of anal (to me) was getting the head of my husbands' cock into my anus. Oh, it hurt and I would tell him to hurry and take it out. Then one time, I collected all my courage and said, "Okay, I'm gonna do it this time." And I did and have never looked back. The main thing to remember is JUST RELAX. Let it happen and you will LOVE IT.

I could have written that myself. I have a long time fantasy wish of two guys with me doing DP. My first experience with two men was well, memorable, but too young and inexperienced. But now, being more experienced, mature and hungry for DP, I have two people I think would be perfect. EXCLUDING my boyfriend. He has expressed the desire to watch. I've asked both men, a good friend of ours and my estranged husband. They both seem interested.....Now, I'm not sure about timing. I really would love to do this first before including my BF as an on-looker. However, the guilt would kill me, for I believe in complete openness and honesty. And this troubles me too. I would hate for my estranged husband to feel like he was put on the spot. Although his sexual desires are very similar as mine and he was in my first and only male three some, I'm not sure how he would handle it. This is a fantasy that I want to have without any issues. I really don't want to find two guys that are willing that I don't even know, but that would definately put the feelings issue to rest. If this fantasy were to come true, it would be fun to make it a habit and then my BF could "see" all he wanted.

Okay, so I was ten.

I can remember finding my dad's nudie magazine like it was yesterday. It was summer break and I went to work with him and had a girlfriend tag along. He had to go to the office on the hill and left us there alone and of course not LOOKING for what we found, it was great finding it. Right to the ADULT FORUMS and I've been hooked ever since. That was 1976. You do the math. I'm forty now I love ADULT FORUMS. I think a healthy attitute is also required with a healthy sex life and if you've taken the time to write, I'm sure you have both. Relax, it'll be alright. Just don't show embarrasment. Or act like it's a forbidden subject. My mom wouldn't let me see ANY sexual ed classes the school offered and I think I turned out alright. I have a porno collection most men are envious of.

Spanking IS a turn on and quite fun. When I was teaching my SO some "Spanking" guidelines, unfamiliar territory to him, I offered these tips: NEVER spank on JOINTS, HIPS OR BONES. Use your imagination on devices (kitchen gadgets offer an endless supply) and one of my all-time favorites is a ceiling-fan blade. There is something about the sound of balsa wood and the smacking of my ass that makes me giggle. Remember, it is spanking not swatting, so be gentle (at first) till you feel comfortable with it then increase it's intensity. Also, make sure there are no splinters or rough edges. Another fool-proof device is the hand. Have your wife cup her hand rather than flat when she spanks you. And don't forget to return the favor.....Have fun and I think it's great that you are experimenting in this area.

The joy of squirting!!! Hehe My SO teases me about needing his goggles! We were house-sitting for my dad a few months ago and in our departure as we were straightening up my room, there appeared to be vanilla ice-cream drips on the mirror (across the room) and at first had no idea where they came from. THEN it dawned on me! THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SQUIRTERS!!!

Wow! That looks worth trying! Reminds me of my fuck-buddy from my teenage years whom I lovingly called, BIG DICK ROB! At that young age, I didn't know the first thing about how to handle such an enormous rod, let a lone suck on it. And he was HARD AS CONCRETE. Oh how I wish he were STILL my fuck-bud. I KNOW I could handle it now...... Thanks for the memories!!!!

Ohhhhh! Most definately!!! I love giving my SO multiple blow jobs. "If he's up to it!" Our SO are from the same school of broadcasting.... Q: Sex b4 or after marriage?

Awwww, the tanning bed.... Fond memories. I used to tan frequently and it seemed the two went hand in hand !

Summer of fifth grade and my girl friend Kim and I were experimenting with Pepsi bottles. I was 16 or 17 when I learned how to Masturbate. My close friend I lovingly (long for) call BIG DICK ROB, came over to my apt. BDR was my FUCK BUDDY. SIGHHHH!!! One thing led to another. Standing in my livingroom passionately kissing, he put his hand down my shorts and started stimulating my clit. BDR said that I would have an O and to relax. Yeah, Right! Well, with some more rubbing and kissing and grinding into his hand, POW! Took my breath away. So, from then on it was my personal duty to PERFECT this TECHNIQUE.....I couldn't do it enough. UNUSUAL PLACE... JC Penney dressing room. I couldn't resist. Standing there in front of the tri mirrors, the rush of knowing what was to cum and the excitement of "what if I got caught" led to one intense O. THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEM...Arby's, Taco-Bell or McDonalds had a Looney tune character mug PROMO. My favorite was Wily E Coyote. He had this LONG snout that extended about five to six inches. It was a rubber/plastic stiff/hollow thing. I always bought two; one for me and one for my husband. We had split and once while at his apartment we were masturbating each other and I got so horney I took Wily E Coyote off his shelf, cleaned it and shoved it up my ass and proceeded to fuck my ass so hard and fast I came instantly. The look on my husband's face was priceless. He couldn't believe he hadn't thought of it first! That's my story and I'm "sticking" to IT!!!! Enjoy life, Megasplasher

I'll take a shot...TENSION? Perhaps a LONG shot. I'm real familiar with Missionary position. BORING.....I find that I am TOO much for my BF. I LOVE SEX. HOT, HEAVY, FUCKING/LOVE MAKING. HAIR PULLING, SPANKING, PUSSY SLAPPING, COCK SHOVED DOWN THE BACK OF MY THROAT, NIPPLE NIPS, (at first). My motto, easy at first, then the more turned on the more pressure. If your SO is stuck in the MP, does he also not "communicate". By this I mean SHOW EMOTION? This is one area I WILL NOT EVER SUCCUMB!!!!! I call my SO Master Digit....He can find my G-spot in 1.2 nano seconds and have me "splashing" all over in 2.0 nano-seconds. He can control the intensity, distance and saturation. BUT!!! He also controls WHEN we have sex, WHERE AND HOW LONG. I have NEVER experienced ANY other relation that is so emotionless. I've tried to express how important it is to at least MOAN SOME TYPE of reaction/emotion so that I know when/if I'm doing what I LOVE to do. Pleasure my partner. He has some hang about giving too. IN EVERY ASPECT. DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU TOO MUCH....Oh, it'll be better the longer you wait. May very well be true, but I don't think I should have reins on to how much or how often HE thinks I should "get" it. Woo boy! Did I digress..... I think I should blog about this..... Enjoy Life, Megasplasher

Ever want it so bad that you didnt really care where you were or who was around? Yes! BF and I were driving to Laughlin for my BD celebration and congrats on new job. We were foolin' around teasing one another and the subject of having sex "arouse" and I climbed on his hard dick while he was driving. Just as we were really getting into it, in the rear-view, cherries!!! We were both w/o pants. Talk about moving fast! I hopped off him, sneekily slid my tight jeans up my thighs and cleverly buttoned while half-way crouched in the seat as the highway patrol man was approaching the "company truck". BF was sitting in boxers with the explanation that he was uncomfortable in his jeans after having dinner (hour and half ago) and the HPM kinda smirked (I'm almost certain he could sense the aroma of sex) . Seems we only had one head-light! We were given a repair citation and I swear a . We then anxiously drove the remainder of our journey and couldn't wait to finish what was so unexpectently interrupted. This man was HOTSEX, one of my all time favorites!!!!! Now, where was I? Oh Yeah! Nipple sucks or pinches?

I look forward to being OTR! Seems my BF is most receptive at this time. His quiet, actually non-communicative disposition is nerve wracking. I am constantly at ends or odds with this behavior.... I have quit "trying" to figure him out and just go with the flow (no pun intended) . If it happens, it happens. I have a light flow normally and a quick rinse in the shower is all that is needed. I am thankful for that. I can remember in my teens having a heavier flow and it did create quite the mess. It scared/scarred me so much that I insisted on using a tampon until I overcame this hang up. I also find that I am hornier and more sensitive during this period (pun intended) See ya around, Megasplasher

Yes! I enjoy sex. No! I am not quiet. There have been a few times I "pretended" to be quiet in order to see if in fact my BF actually knew when I "got off". It was extremely dickicult to conceal my emotions. I feel it is important to let your SO know how you feel, when you feel it. Seems to make a more pleasurable experience out of the love making session. Why would you "want" to be quiet? Enjoy life, Megasplasher

I am a fan of DOGGY STYLE too!!! The thrusting and pounding and the feeling of my man over my body in control is sometimes TOO exciting... I also love when he grabs my hair and pulls with the kindest of tugs in a ROUGH sort of way. A firm but gentle spanking in this position is always welcumed. Putting my arms behind my back with my wrists into bondage by my bf large hands is another form of bondage that makes me squeal with delight. Think I'll go wake him up...... Cheers, Megasplasher

Ooooo!!!!! But what fun it would be...

She allso like one with alot of power. I guage the "POWER" of a toy by the number of batteries it uses. ONE = TWO = THREE = FOUR = Oh! One more MUST HAVE.... Make sure you give your wife PLENTY of AA BATTERIES. Some toys use 9Volt batteries and they also give a JOLT..... NOTE: You can also "modify" some toys to 6 VOLT. This is a TRUE ART and takes practice and patience. Not recommended for BEGINNERS. Happy thoughts always, MEGASPLASHER

Will the red bumps ever stop? Shaving "down there" has been a part of my life since I was twelve. I am now 40. Life begins at 40, so I am told. Here are a few tips that you might find helpful in your new "experience". ******NEVER DRY SHAVE****** 1. DON'T SCRATCH; only makes them worse 2. NEVER use a DULL, WORN razor 3. Razor for "cootch" should ONLY be used for THAT purpose a) never use a SINGLE-BLADE TRIPLE-BLADES use EXTREME CAUTION c) make sure there is a "moisture/lubricating" strip on razor of choice d) a TWIN-BLADE disposable like Daisy or Gillette with comfort grip works well e) don't apply TOO MUCH PRESSURE (scalps tender skin) 4. DISCARD "cootch" razor after about three shaves (employ it to your underarms and legs) 5. Be GENTLE, don't keep going over the same area trying to achieve "BABY SMOOTH" 6. DON'T SHAVE IF YOU HAVE GOOSE BUMPS a) don't shave AGAINST the hair growth above "clit" area try not to shave up toward belly button, sideways is okay 7. USE PLENTY OF WARM WATER, LATHER UP A FEW TIMES, RINSE, LATHER, SHAVE (rinse razor often) (helps to soften hair folicles, get rid of "goose-bumps" and EASES TENSION) 8. PAT DRY-NEVER RUB FRESHLY SHAVED AREA 9. DON'T USE LOTION on FRESHLY SHAVED SKIN (hair folicles are "open", lotion gets trapped and creates bacteria and THUS "RED BUMPS") 10. USE NEOSPORIN (OR EQUILVALENT) on FRESHLY SHAVED SKIN a) a little goes a LONG way anti-bacterial agents help fight "red bumps" and it also MOISTURIZES "ASSAULTED" skin c) make sure your HUSBAND WASHES HIS HANDS BEFORE ANY "TOUCHING" d) remind him to exercise awareness when he is "petting" you and not to pet "AGAINST" hair growth 11. Make a ROUTINE/PATH pattern, and follow it until you become comfortable with shaving I hope these TIPS help you. There may seem like TOO MANY and not worth the EFFORT. Just use them as GUIDELINES (see #11). RECAP: NO DULL OR DIRTY RAZOR; RINSE RAZOR OFTEN; SHAVE WITH/NOT AGAINST GROWTH; DON'T "SCALP" by applying TOO MUCH PRESSURE; PAT DRY; APPLY SMALL AMOUNT OF ANTI-BACTERIAL ointment Pretty soon you'll be able to do it with your eyes closed. Really!!!! I like to shave in the shower, easier to rinse and don't be afraid to lather up as often as necessary. Shaving is fun. Don't think of it as "DAY 3, #$!@ I gotta shave" I ALWAYS look forward to being able to shave when my "PUBES" are "long" enough. There's nothing better than an clean shaven (not necessasarily BALD) "DOWN THERE".

What a review... I don't own a glass dildo YET. I have been contemplating the purchase of one, but there are so many to chose...but after reading this review...I'm off to Fascinations w/ my $50.00 gift card intow....and some cash. Thanks for the GREAT REVIEW!!!! I'll post mine after...ooooo I can hardly wait.